Fantasy by Earth, Wind, and McScruff

Every player has a place
On his team there's a space
And the league can't predict his fantasies
Take a chance on the guy
On our roster fantasize
All your TPE will come true right away

And we will win together
Until the twelfth of never
Our goalies wiill ring forever as one

credit to Flappy, ToeDragon, and Carpy

good 4 JURT - olivia rodrigo

Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily
You found a new team and it only took a couple weeks
Remember when you said that you wanted to give Chicago the world? (Ah-ah-ah-ah)
And good for you, I guess that you've been workin' on PTs
I guess that trade I found for you, it really helped
Now you can be a better center for your brand new team

Well, good for JURT, you look happy and healthy, not us
If you ever cared to ask
Good for you, you're doin' great out there without Jess, baby
God, I wish that we could do that
We’ve lost our mind, We’ve spent the night
Cryin' on the floor of our locker room
But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it
But I guess good for JURT

    -             -     

I came to play, play, play, play (Yeah)
I hit the ice 'cause that's my stay, stay, stay, stay (Yeah)
I'm wearing all my favorite gear, gear, gear, gear (Yeah)
Give me some space to show my hands, hands, hands, hands, yeah, yeah

To Billie Eilish "Bad Guy":

Fierce checks, slap shots and more
Hockey, goalies shut the door
Hat trick or no no, make it four
Then we all celebrate

SHL Guys, duh

Current Player || May O'Nayse || RW || Prospect
Name: May O'Nayse
Age: 20
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150 lbs
Number: 45
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SMJHL Career Stats
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Accomplishments/Trophies


Previous Player || Johannes Leitner || G || Hall of Fame
Name: Johannes Leitner
Age: 31
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL Career Stats
S45: GP: 44 || Wins: 23 || Save Pct: .898 || GAA: 3.32
S46: GP: 41 || Wins: 15 || Save Pct: .907 || GAA: 3.10
S47: GP: 44 || Wins: 17 || Save Pct: .912 || GAA: 2.98
S48: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .905 || GAA: 3.16
S49: GP: 44 || Wins: 31 || Save Pct: .926 || GAA: 2.18
S50: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .890 || GAA: 3.38
S51: GP: 44 || Wins: 18 || Save Pct: .902 || GAA: 3.09
S52: GP: 44 || Wins: 22 || Save Pct: .900 || GAA: 3.18
S53: GP: 40 || Wins: 32 || Save Pct: .924 || GAA: 1.84
Career: GP: 389 || Wins: 200 || Save Pct: .906 || GAA: 2.92
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Accomplishments/Trophies
S42: Drafted 48th Overall (6th round) in SMJHL Entry Draft by Vancouver
S43: Drafted 16th Overall (2nd round) in SHL Entry Draft by New England
S43: Won Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL Playoff MVP) with Vancouver
S43: Won Four-Star Cup with Vancouver
S49: Won Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champions) with New England
S49: Won Ron Mexico Trophy (MVP) with New England
S49: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Aidan Richan (Most Improved) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy (Player MVP) with New England
S49: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
S53: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S53: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
HALL OF FAME!!!!!

Hockey gang, Hockey gang, Hockey gang, Hockey gang (Hockey gang)
Hockey gang, Hockey gang, Hockey gang, Hockey gang (Hockey gang)

Spend three racks on a new stick (Yuh)
My bitch love do hockey, ooh (Ooh)

Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE
Height: 6'0
Weight: 190 lbs
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Transactions:
Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft
Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:

Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak
Height: 5'10
Weight: 172 lbs
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
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Transactions:
Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft
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SMJHL Statistics:
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19
S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13
S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39
S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51
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SHL Statistics:
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Trophy Case:
S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied)
S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP)
S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)

Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE
Transactions:
Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft
Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54
Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56
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SMJHL Statistics:
S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14
S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7
S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7
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SHL Statistics:
S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12
S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13
S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13
S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6
S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6
S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5
S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24
S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34
S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23
S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23
Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2
S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0
S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5
S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0
Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7
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Trophy Case:
S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader)
S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF)
S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)

"Chop Trees"

So basically if you've ever heard the song "Hey Jude", which is basically everyone in the western world, "Chop Trees" is a parody of that. Inspired by a famous phrase in the Newfoundland when the Zerks have to play Maine, the song would have that big naaaa na na naaa naa naa naaaaa. Naa naa na naaa. CHOOOOP TREEEES! And so forth.

Bás O'Bigbers [S57] || LW || Edmonton Blizzard || TPE:1633
Age: [S57]
Birthplace: Swords, Ireland
Height: 5'10
Weight: 170
Number: 9
Son of Guts O'Bigbers [S39]
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Transactions
Drafted in the 1st Round 9th OVA of the S56 SMJHL Draft by the Newfoundland Berserkers
Drafted in the 1st Round 16th OVA of the S57 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack
S63 Traded by the New England Wolfpack to the Winnipeg Aurora
S66 Traded by the Winnipeg Aurora to the Edmonton Blizzard
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SMJHL Stats
S56 || NL || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 13 || P: 22 || ATOI: 12:19 ||
S57 || NL || GP: 66 || G: 11 || A: 17 || P: 28 || ATOI: 17:44 ||
S58 || NL || GP: 66 || G: 21 || A: 32 || P: 53 || ATOI: 18:20 || "A" ||
S59 || NL || GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 34 || P: 49 || ATOI: 16:09 || "C" || 
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SHL Stats
S60 || NEW || GP: 66 || G: 21 || A: 29 || P: 50 || ATOI:  ||
S61 || NEW || GP: 66 || G: 24 || A: 22 || P: 46 || ATOI:  ||
S62 || NEW || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 27 || P: 52 || ATOI:  ||
S63 || NEW/WPG || GP: 63 || G: 17 || A: 29 || P: 46 || ATOI:  ||
S64 || WPG || GP: 36 || G: 23 || A: 20 || P: 43 || ATOI:  ||
S65 || WPG || GP: 36 || G: 23 || A: 20 || P: 43 || ATOI:  ||
S66 || EDM || GP: 36 || G: 23 || A: 20 || P: 43 || ATOI:  ||
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Trophy Case
Named Assistant Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers S58
S58 SMJHL All Star
S58 SMJHL 2nd All Star Team
S58 Zack Miller Trophy Winner
Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers S59
S60 Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner
S64 All Star
[/pbl]

Guinness O'Bigbers [S68] || LW || SMJHL Prospect || TPE:?
Age: [S68]
Birthplace: Swords, Ireland
Height: 5'11
Weight: 200
Number: 9
Son of Guts O'Bigbers [S39]
Brother of Bas O'Bigbers [S39]
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Transactions
Drafted ?
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SMJHL Stats
S56 || NL || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 13 || P: 22 || ATOI: 12:19 ||
[/pbl]

boats and hoes from the smash hit motion picture stepbrothers 

anchorage armada and hoes
anchorage armada and hoes
gotta have me some anchorage armada and hoes

 

Sometimes (Oh-oh, oh, oh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island, yeah)
You just gotta sing
I just scored a GOAL (Sex) (Hey)
And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh)

Tony Soprano | C | #99 | Anchorage Armada | Philadelphia Forge | Sweden
Anchorage Armada Alumni
Height: 6ft 3in
Weight: 300 lbs
Birthplace: Sweden
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Transactions:
S49 | Drafted 9th Overall by the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
S70 | Drafted 20th Overall by the Philadelphia Forge(SHL)
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SMJHL Career Stats / Achievements:

S71 (ANC) | “Ideen Fallah” (SMJHL MVP) Award Winner |

SMJHL Regular Season:
 


SMJHL Playoffs:



International Play:


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Achievements:


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    SHL Career Stats / Achievements 
SHL Regular Season:
S53 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 14A | 20P | 69 sog | 8.70 sh% | 3 ppp | 46 hit | 72 blk | 148 fpts  


SHL Playoffs:



International Play:


 

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Achievements:
S52 (TOR) | “Jonathan Lundberg” (Team Leader in Hits) Award Winner |

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Player Page Update Thread

First-Name Last-Name | C | #29 | Philadelphia Forge | Sweden | Retired S69 || PEAK TPE: 1667
Toronto North Stars Alumni
Colorado Raptors Alumni
Height: 6ft 0in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Canada
Player Type: Offensive Forward
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Transactions:
S49 | Drafted 58th Overall by the Colorado Raptors (SMJHL)
S50 | Drafted 43th Overall by the Edmonton Blizzard (SHL)
S52 | Traded to Toronto North Stars(SHL)
S53 | Called-up to SHL (Rookie Season) |
S59 | Selected 4th overall by Philadelphia Forge in Expansion Draft |
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SMJHL Career Stats / Achievements
SMJHL Regular Season:
  S49 (COL) | 50 GP |  6 G |  4  A  | 10 P  | 42.86 FO% | 12.77 SHT% | 12:06 TOI |
S50 (COL) | 50 GP | 12 G | 16 A | 28 P | 48.98 FO% | 15.00 SHT% | 14:24 TOI |
S51 (COL) | 50 GP | 13 G | 21 A | 34 P | 46.15 FO% | 11.11 SHT% | 17:01 TOI |
S52 (COL) | 50 GP | 22 G | 25 A | 47 P | 51.38 FO% | 16.42 SHT% | 20:14 TOI |

SMJHL Playoffs:
S49 (COL) |  7  GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 50.00 FO% | 7.69 SHT% | 15:11 TOI |
S50 (COL) | 17 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 54.11 FO% | 3.13 SHT% | 12:16 TOI |
  S51 (COL) |  6  GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 45.45 FO% | 15.38 SHT% | 17:23 TOI |
  S52 (COL) |  6  GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 44.76 FO% | 12.50 SHT% | 21:07 TOI |

International Play:
S49 WJC (CAN) | 15 GP |  0   G | 2  A |  2  P |  70.00 FO% |  00.00 SHT% |  8:03  TOI |
S50 WJC (CAN) | 26 GP |  6   G | 9  A | 15 P |  58.04 FO% |  13.24 SHT% | 12:59 TOI |
S51 WJC (CAN) | 30 GP | 13 G | 15 A | 28 P |  53.56 FO% |  13.56 SHT% | 19:28 TOI |
S52 WJC (CAN) | 24 GP |  8  G | 13 A | 21 P |  49.24 FO% |  13.44 SHT% | 19:45 TOI |
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Achievements:
S50 (COL) | Four Star Cup Finalist |
S50 WJC (CAN) | SILVER Medal Winner |
S51 (COL) | Named Assistant Captain |
S51 WJC (CAN) | Named co-GM |
S51 WJC (CAN) | GOLD Medal Winner |
S51 WJC (CAN) | Tournament MVP Nominee |
S52 (COL) | Named Assistant Captain |
S52 WJC (CAN) | SILVER Medal Winner |
S52 (SMJHL) | Nominated for the "Ron Bolt Trophy - Most Sportsmanlike Player" |
S52 (COL) | "Potato Chips” (Top Offensive Forward) Award Winner |
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    SHL Career Stats / Achievements   [/pbl]
[/pbl]
SHL Regular Season:
S53 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 14A | 20P | 69 sog | 8.70 sh% | 3 ppp | 46 hit | 72 blk | 148 fpts
S54 TOR | 50GP | 12G | 7 A | 19P | 95 sog | 12.63sh% | 2 ppp | 16 hit | 29 blk | 121 fpts
S55 TOR | 50GP | 11G | 8 A | 19P | 85 sog | 12.94sh% | 2 ppp | 25 hit | 18 blk | 114 fpts
S56 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 16A | 22P | 93 sog | 6.45 sh% | 1 ppp | 21 hit | 19 blk | 120 fpts
S57 TOR | 66GP | 11G | 22A | 33P | 145sog | 7.59 sh% | 5 ppp | 32 hit | 19 blk | 178 fpts
S58 TOR | 66GP | 16G | 30A | 46P | 162sog | 9.88 sh% | 4 ppp | 18 hit | 12 blk | 217 fpts
S59 TOR | 66GP | 23G | 30A | 53P | 162sog | 14.20sh% | 8 ppp | 68 hit | 12 blk | 265 fpts
S60 PHI | 66GP | 28G | 35A | 63P | 223sog | 12.56sh% | 16ppp | 79 hit | 81 blk | 364 fpts
S61 PHI | 66GP | 24G | 34A | 58P | 230sog | 10.43sh% | 15ppp | 61 hit | 63 blk | 329 fpts
S62 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 37A | 60P | 204sog | 11.27sh% | 25ppp | 114 hit | 49 blk | 339 fpts

S63 PHI | 66GP | 20G | 48A | 68P | 202sog | 9.90 sh% | 8 ppp | 96 hit | 67 blk | 363 fpts

S64 PHI | 66GP | 20G | 44 A | 64P | 221sog | 9.05 sh% | 8 ppp | 74 hit | 48 blk | 337fpts

S65 PHI | 66GP | 11 G | 36A | 47P | 185sog | 5.95sh% | 2ppp | 74 hit | 57blk | 271 fpts

S66 PHI | 66GP | 14G | 23A| 41P | 102sog | 13.73sh% | 0ppp | 63hit | 36blk | 241fpts

S67 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 32A | 55P | +11  | 163sog | 14.11sh% | 1 ppp | 63 hit | 44 blk | 12 pim

S68 PHI | 66GP | 7 G | 29A | 36P | +12  | 113sog | 6.19 sh% | 0 ppp | 141hit | 26 blk | 20 pim

S69 PHI | 48GP | 3 G | 27A | 30P | +9   | 53 sog | 5.66 sh% | 0 ppp | 91 hit | 21 blk | 14 pim

 Career Totals | 1040GP  | 258G | 476A | 734P | 2507sog | 10.29sh%  | 100pp | 1082hit  | 673blk   


SHL Playoffs:
   S58 TOR | 19GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12P | 49 sog | 10.20sh% | 1 ppp | 24 hit | 4  blk
    S60 PHI  | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A  | 6 P |  23 sog | 17.39sh% | 2 ppp | 8  hit | 7  blk 
S61 PHI  | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A  | 2 P |  15 sog | 6.67 sh% | 0 ppp | 5  hit | 6  blk 
S62 PHI  | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A  | 4 P |  13 sog | 7.69sh% | 1 ppp | 15  hit | 7  blk

S63 PHI | 6 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | 0    | 19 sog | 26.32sh% | 0 ppp | 6  hit | 11 blk
S64 PHI | 4 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2   | 2  sog | 0.00 sh% | 0 ppp | 6  hit | 2  blk
S65 PHI | 7 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +2   | 19 sog | 15.79sh% | 0 ppp | 11 hit | 3  blk
S66 PHI | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2   | 12 sog | 8.33 sh% | 0 ppp | 8  hit | 5  blk

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International Play:
  S55 IIHF (SWE) | 21 GP | 5 G | 10 A  |  15 P  |  51.70 FO% |  13.97 SHT% | 16:01 TOI |
  S56 IIHF (SWE) | 21 GP | 2 G |  8  A  |  10 P  |  50.30 FO% |   8.33  SHT% | 17:51 TOI |
  S57 IIHF (SWE) | 19 GP | 2 G |  9  A  |  11 P  |  51.60 FO% |   8.79  SHT% | 16:09 TOI |
   S58 IIHF (SWE) | 20 GP | 9 G |  3  A  |  12 P  |  52.70 FO% |  15.35  SHT% | 14:35 TOI |
S59 IIHF (SWE) | 20 GP | 4 G |  10  A  |  14 P  |  00.70 FO% |  11.95  SHT% | 17:55 TOI |

 

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Achievements:
S52 (TOR) | “Jonathan Lundberg” (Team Leader in Hits) Award Winner |
S52 (TOR) | “John Grossman Jr” (Team Leader in PIMs) Award Winner |
S55 (TOR) | “Chris York (Team Leader in Goals) Award Winner |
S56 IIHF (SWE) | BRONZE Medal Winner |
S58 (TOR) | First Career Playoff Goal (Game 1 vs SFP) |
S59 IIHF (SWE) | Named Assistant Captain |
S60 PHI | Named Assistant Captain (Inaugural season) |
S60 SHL | Named All-Star (PHI)|
S60 IIHF (SWE) | Named Captain |
S60 IIHF (SWE) | BRONZE Medal Winner |
S60 IIHF (SWE) | Named Team Sweden CO-GM |
S60 PHI| Winner of 'The Hammer' award (Best forward on the team) |
S60 PHI | Winner of 'The Blacksmith' award (Team MVP) |
S61 IIHF (SWE) | Named Ass-Captain |
S62 IIHF (SWE) | Named Ass-Captain |
S63 PHI | Named Ass-Captain |
S64 PHI | Named Co-GM  |
S66 PHI | Named Ass-Captain |
S69 PHI | Challenge Cup Champion |
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When I skate up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the player who scores up all on you.
When I block shots, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who stops dead all your pucks.
When I faceoff, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who beats you at the spot,

I would shoot 500 shots,
And I would block 500 more,
Just to be the man who wins the Cup,
Who shoots and scores and scores and scores.

baddadada baddadada

Dogwood Maple || C || Toronto North Stars|| Team Sweden || TPE: 1620

Name: Dogwood Maple

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 197

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season

SEASON      TEAM       GP       G       A         P        +/-       H      SB  

    S60    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  29  |  40  |  +34  |  71  |  60   

    S61    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  33  |  44  |  +45  |  91  |  50 

    S62    |    HAM    |   66   |  8    |  36  |  44  |  +24  |  96  |  65  

    S63    |    HAM    |   66   |  15  |  32  |  47  |  +43  |  84  |  73 

Passing it on a dime
Like I ain't even trying
Just a kid from the Czech Republic
I'm wearing number two
Met Coach Fitted down at Carolina
Flip to Tampa
Now I'm coming back and got the Natty on my mind

They can't touch my two line pass
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite Quarterback
They call me Jakob Hamr
Rep that Teal and Pink
You know I do it for the glory
Slothface won the Mexico, next up Jakob Hamr

For sweet Sigs @sve7en
https://twitter.com/DwightKnight33/

I just had a goal (Goal) (Hey)
And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh)
A goalie let me put my puck inside of his net (Net)
I just had a goal (Goal)

Kaapo Kampainen | C | S57 | Peak TPE: 2026 | Winnipeg Aurora | Finland

----------SHL Stats----------

---Regular Season---

S60 | EDM | | 66 GP | 8G | 23A | 31PTS | -12 | 27PIM | 115 SOG | 28 GvA | 18 TkA | 83 SB | 18:09 TOI

S61 | EDM | | 66 GP | 14G | 24A | 38PTS | -8 | 41PIM | 167 SOG | 38 GvA | 17 TkA | 80 SB | 18:50 TOI

S62 | EDM | | 66 GP | 12G | 37A | 49PTS | -15 | 28PIM | 162 SOG | 33 GvA | 16 TkA | 86 SB | 20:57 TOI

S63 | EDM | | 66 GP | 13G | 38A | 51PTS | -17 | 16PIM | 169 SOG | 44 GvA | 35 TkA | 90 SB | 21:32 TOI

S64 | EDM | | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53PTS | -10 | 10PIM | 191 SOG | 40 GvA | 32 TkA | 66 SB | 21:37 TOI

S65 | EDM | | 66 GP | 14G | 48A | 62PTS | -18 | 10PIM | 206 SOG | 31 GvA | 42 TkA | 89 SB | 22:01 TOI

S66 | WPG | | 66 GP | 27G | 44A | 71PTS | +23 | 36PIM | 212 SOG | 65 GvA | 40 TkA | 48 SB | 20:58 TOI

S67 | WPG | | 66 GP | 25G | 54A | 79PTS | +33 | 37PIM | 235 SOG | 40 GvA | 38 TkA | 28 SB | 21:31 TOI

S68 | WPG | | 66 GP | 29G | 29A | 58PTS | +40 | 12PIM | 214 SOG | 59 GvA | 30 TkA | 31 SB | 18:39 TOI

S69 | WPG | | 66 GP | 19G | 40A | 59PTS | +44 | 8PIM | 124 SOG | 36 GvA | 39 TkA | 29 SB | 18:04 TOI

S70 | WPG | | 66 GP | 38G | 30A | 68PTS | +54 | 38PIM | 223 SOG | 41 GvA | 34 TkA | 36 SB | 17:16 TOI

Career | 726 GP | 216G | 403A | 619PTS | +114 | 263 PIM | 2018 SOG | 455 GvA | 344 TkA | 666 SB

---Playoffs---

S60 | EDM | | 10 GP | 3G | 0A | 3PTS | -7 | 6PIM | 15 SOG | 2 GvA | 2TkA | 12SB | 18:51 TOI

S61 | EDM | | 14 GP | 3G | 5A | 8PTS | +6 | 4PIM | 26 SOG | 10 GvA | 3TkA | 13 SB | 20:44 TOI

S62 | EDM | | 4 GP | 1G | 2A | 3PTS | -1 | 0PIM | 8 SOG | 4 GvA | 5TkA | 9 SB | 22:13 TOI

S63 | EDM | | 4 GP | 0G | 1A | 1PT | -9 | 0PIM | 5 SOG | 2 GvA | 0TkA | 11 SB | 20:59 TOI

S64 | EDM | | 6 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | +2 | 2PIM | 11 SOG | 6 GvA | 2TkA | 8 SB | 22:58 TOI

S65 | EDM | | 4 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | -6 | 0PIM | 9 SOG | 6 GvA | 0TkA | 5 SB | 21:55 TOI

S66 | WPG | | 5 GP | 0G | 3A | 3PTS | -4 | 0PIM | 8 SOG | 4 GvA | 3TkA | 2 SB | 22:27 TOI

S67 | WPG | | 15 GP | 7G | 11A | 18PTS | +6 | 2PIM | 38 SOG | 13 GvA | 11 TkA | 9 SB | 20:52 TOI

S68 | WPG | | 10 GP | 3G | 4A | 7PTS | +1 | 8PIM | 34 SOG | 5 GvA | 6 TkA | 4 SB | 20:25 TOI

S69 | WPG | | 24 GP | 3G | 11A | 14PTS | -3 | 8PIM | 30 SOG | 15 GvA | 12 TkA | 20 SB | 19:23 TOI

S70 | WPG | | 22 GP | 6G | 9A | 15PTS | +1 | 12PIM | 83 SOG | 20 GvA | 8 TkA | 14 SB | 17:34 TOI

Career | 118 GP | 28G | 48A | 76PTS | -14 | 42 PIM | 267 SOG | 87 GvA | 52 TkA | 107 SB

----------SMJHL Stats----------

---Regular Season---

S56 | ANA | | 28 GP | 2G | 1A | 3PTS | -9 | 4PIM | 21SOG | 10 GvA | 8TkA | 25SB | 11:11 TOI

S57 | ANA | | 66 GP | 13G | 21A | 34PTS | -11 | 31PIM | 115SOG | 32GvA | 33TkA | 79SB | 17:08 TOI

S58 | ANA | | 66 GP | 11G | 24A | 35PTS | -17 | 10PIM | 127SOG | 12GvA | 48TkA | 76SB | 18:43 TOI

S59 | ANA | | 66 GP | 20G | 23A | 43PTS | -14 | 46PIM | 136SOG | 22GvA | 17TkA | 91SB | 19:41 TOI

Career | 226 GP | 46G | 69A | 115PTS | -51 | 91PIM | 399SOG | 76GvA | 106TkA | 271SB

---Playoffs---

S56 | ANA | | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | -1 | 2PIM | 9SOG | 1 GvA | 4TkA | 3SB | 13:18 TOI

S57 | ANA | | 21 GP | 2G | 4A | 6PTS | +8 | 4PIM | 26SOG | 9GvA | 14TkA | 19SB | 16:42 TOI

S58 | ANA | | 7 GP | 2G | 2A | 4PTS | +1 | 2PIM | 13SOG | 1GvA | 5TkA | 3SB | 18:23 TOI

S59 | ANA | | 4 GP | 0G | 1A | 1PT | -4 | 0PIM | 9SOG | 0GvA | 2TkA | 5SB | 18:50 TOI

Career | 39 GP | 5G | 8A | 13PTS | +4 | 8PIM | 57SOG | 11GvA | 25TkA | 30SB

----------IIHF Stats----------

S61 | 14 GP | 5G | 3A | 8PTS |+2 | 2PIM | 22SOG | 3GvA | 5TkA | 15SB | 12:55 TOI

S62 | 15 GP | 2G | 3A | 5PTS |+4 | 4PIM | 21SOG | 4GvA | 6TkA | 10SB | 12:45 TOI

S63 | 13 GP | 5G | 5A | 10PTS |+6 | 0PIM | 37SOG | 1GvA | 2TkA | 4SB | 14:37 TOI

S64 | 15 GP | 5G | 4A | 9PTS |+1 | 12PIM | 42SOG | 4GvA | 5TkA | 18SB | 18:32 TOI

S65 | 13 GP | 6G | 10A | 16PTS |+7 | 4PIM | 49SOG | 8GvA | 3TkA | 13SB | 18:41 TOI

S66 | 15 GP | 4G | 9A | 13PTS |+1 | 8PIM | 36SOG | 19GvA | 9TkA | 6SB | 17:50 TOI

S67 | 15 GP | 9G | 7A | 16PTS |+5 | 4PIM | 39SOG | 17GvA | 13TkA | 7SB | 19:18 TOI

S68 | 15 GP | 8G | 8A | 16PTS |+4 | 6PIM | 45SOG | 11GvA | 11TkA | 3SB | 18:24 TOI

S69 | 15 GP | 5G | 3A | 8PTS |-5 | 2PIM | 38SOG | 13GvA | 9TkA | 3SB | 17:31 TOI

S70 | 13 GP | 0G | 6A | 6PTS |+3 | 2PIM | 16SOG | 12GvA | 7TkA | 7SB | 15:42 TOI

Career | 143 GP | 49G | 58A | 107PTS | +28 | 44PIM | 345SOG | 82GvA | 70TkA | 86SB

----------WJC Stats----------

S56 | 13 GP | 0G | 0A | 0PTS | -1 | 0PIM | 1SOG | 3GvA | 0TkA | 2SB | 1:45 TOI

S57 | 15 GP | 6G | 5A | 11PTS | +9 | 14PIM | 29SOG | 9GvA | 7TkA | 7SB | 15:46 TOI

S58 | 15 GP | 6G | 8A | 14PTS | +14 | 6PIM | 25SOG | 10GvA | 12TkA | 9SB | 20:45 TOI

S59 | 15 GP | 3G | 10A | 13PTS | +9 | 14PIM | 36SOG | 11GvA | 12TkA | 18SB | 22:13 TOI

Career | 58 GP | 15G | 23A | 38PTS | +31 | 34PIM | 91SOG | 33GvA | 31TkA | 36SB

----------Transactions----------

S56 - Signed as a free agent by the Anaheim Outlaws

S57 - Drafted 27th overall by the New England Wolfpack

S58 - Signed a 2 season / 6.5M extension with the New England Wolfpack

S58 - Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard

S59 - Signed a 3 season / 9M extension with the Edmonton Blizzard

S62 - Signed a 3 season / 15M extension with the Edmonton Blizzard

S65 - Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora. Signed a 4 season / 24M extension

S69 - Signed a 2 season / 10M extension with the Winnipeg Aurora.

----------Awards and Achievements----------

Edmonton Blizzard Assistant Captain (S62-S65)

Anaheim Outlaws Captain (S59)

Anaheim Outlaws Assistant Captain (S58)

3X IIHF Gold Medalist (S62, S64, S66)

1X IIHF Silver Medalist (S68)
2X IIHF Bronze Medalist (S61, S67)

2X WJC Gold Medalist (S57, S58)

1X WJC Silver Medalist (S59)

2X SMJHL All-Star (S58, S59)

1X Elias Armia Award Nominee - The Commisioners' Award of Excellence (S59)

1X DeMaricus Smith Award Winner - Best WJC Forward (S58) 

to the classic american hit black and yellow 
Blue Helmets, Yellow stripes
The other team scared, but the teammates ripe
soon as micool hit the puck got the cup in site
gabe-gooney-waters harrack shoots the puck all night

Hey ho, let's go! Hey ho, let's go!
Hey ho, let's go! Hey ho, let's go!

They're forming at the blue line
They're going through a rebuild
JR is losing his mind
The blitzkrieg BAP

They're piling in the goalie crease
They're generating rebounds
Pulsating to the goal horn
The blitzkrieg BAP

Hey ho, let's go
Shoot 'em in the net now
What they want, only sheep knows
They're all juiced up and ready to go

Hey ho, let's go! Hey ho, let's go!
Hey ho, let's go! Hey ho, let's go!

In celebration of the Texas Renegades winning the challenge cup team management for Drake to do a remake of his song "Started from the Bottom", this version is titled "Started From Nine Wins" Which is a throw back to the number of Wins Texas had at the start of the FHM Era in S53 
Chorus going

"Started from nine wins, now we're here

Started from nine wins, now the Challenge Cup's fuckin' here"

 

Iliket Urtles | #72 | RW | Hamilton Steelhawks | S70 | 1407 TPE (S69 - )

  

   

Adam Scianna | #31 | D | Texas Renegades | S52 | 2168 TPE (S51 - S68) 

Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season 

S55 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 5  A: 16  P: 21 +/-: +3  PIM: 18  HIT: 72  SB: 55 |

S56 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 11  A: 13  P: 24 +/-: +6  PIM: 24  HIT: 72  SB: 54 |

S57 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 9  A: 33  P: 42 +/-: +24  PIM: 32  HIT: 80  SB: 98 |

S58 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 33  P: 52 +/-: +49  PIM: 17  HIT: 83  SB: 98 |

S59 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 12  A: 37  P: 49 +/-: +40  PIM: 18  HIT: 89  SB: 91 |

S60 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 27  P: 46 +/-: +17  PIM: 14  HIT: 68  SB: 87 |

S61 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 18  A: 36  P: 54 +/-: +29  PIM: 12  HIT: 26  SB: 99 |

S62 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 15  A: 43  P: 58 +/-: +29  PIM: 8  HIT: 14  SB: 84 |

S63 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 13  A: 30  P: 43 +/-: +39  PIM: 12  HIT: 73  SB: 108 |

S64 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 16  A: 30  P: 46 +/-: +27  PIM: 16  HIT: 107  SB: 112 |

S65 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 8  A: 22  P: 30 +/-: -30  PIM: 16  HIT: 104  SB: 157 |

S66 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 5  A: 15  P: 20 +/-: -18  PIM: 24  HIT: 58  SB: 100 |

S67 [LAP] | GP: 66  G: 2  A: 10  P: 10 +/-: /5  PIM: 20  HIT: 63  SB: 33 |

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IIHF

S51 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 28  SB: 27 |

S52 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 0  P: 1  +/-: +1  PIM: 4  HIT: 25  SB: 7 |

S53 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 1  P: 1  +/-: -5  PIM: 7  HIT: 14  SB: 7 |

S54 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 0  P: 2  +/-: -1  PIM: 2  HIT: 22  SB: 9 |

S55 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 4  P: 5  +/-: +0  PIM: 11  HIT: 18  SB: 14 |

S56 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 0  HIT: 11  SB: 25 |

S57 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 6  P: 9  +/-: +4  PIM: 4  HIT: 12  SB: 34 |

S58 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 7  P: 10  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 12  SB: 25 |

S59 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 5  A: 6  P: 11  +/-: +9  PIM: 6  HIT: 9  SB: 11 |

S60 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 6  A: 6  P: 12  +/-: +6  PIM: 2  HIT: 5  SB: 13 |

S61 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 2  P: 3  +/-: +3  PIM: 4  HIT: 14  SB: 12 |

S62 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: -1  PIM: 6  HIT: 21  SB: 10 |

S63 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 5  P: 5  +/-: -5  PIM: 2  HIT: 18  SB: 19 |

S64 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: +3  PIM: 2  HIT: 16  SB: 7 |

S65 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 3  P: 3  +/-: -4  PIM: 0  HIT: 13  SB: 13 |

S66 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 7  P: 9  +/-: +1  PIM: 5  HIT: 12  SB: 9 |

S67 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 6  P: 8  +/-: +5  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 4 |

S68 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 6  P: 7  +/-: -9  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 7 |

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Career History

S51 SMJHL Draft 2nd Round - 12th Overall by Kelowna 

S52 SHL Draft 1st Round - 3rd Overall by Texas

S52 Zach Miller Tropey - Most Dedicated Player 

S52 Elias Armia Award - The Commissioner's Award of Excellence

S53 Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights

S55 Called up to the Texas Renegades 

S55 SHL All-Rookie Team

S59 Challenge Cup Champion

S62 Challenge Cup Champion

S67 IIHF Gold Medal Winner 

S68 Announces Retirement

    

the parody name of this song will be called "goodbye gabe" and it is a song that is based off of "goodbye stranger" and will be sang when gabe johnson retires.

[S46] Michael Scarn - F - Philadelphia Forge
Drafted #17 Overall Season 45 Draft by Colorado Raptors
Drafted #27 Overall Season 46 Draft by Winnipeg Jets
TPE: 1500 | Lifetime TPE: 2122 | Peak TPE: 2057
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Career Highlights:
5x SHL Challenge Cup (S55, S56, S58, S61, S63)
2x SHL All-Star 1st Team (S57, S58)
2x SHL All-Star 3rd Team (S55, S56)
1x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S57)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S57)
1x IIHF Silver Medal (S53)
2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S49, S54)
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SHL Regular Season:
SHL S47 (WPG): 50 GP, 15 G, 11 A, 26 P, +/-: +3, 24 Hits
SHL S48 (WPG): 50 GP, 08 G, 15 A, 23 P, +/-: +2, 24 Hits
SHL S49 (WPG): 50 GP, 11 G, 13 A, 24 P, +/-: -9, 33 Hits
SHL S50 (BUF): 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, +/-: +4, 68 Hits
SHL S51 (BUF): 50 GP, 15 G, 15 A, 30 P, +/-: +1, 7 Hits
SHL S52 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 25 A, 45 P, +/-: +3, 8 Hits
SHL S53 (BUF): 50 GP, 19 G, 34 A, 53 P, +/-: +11, 157 Hits
SHL S54 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 38 A, 58 P, +/-: +32, 107 Hits
SHL S55 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 40 A, 60 P, +/-: +34, 123 Hits
SHL S56 (HAM): 50 GP, 13 G, 42 A, 55 P, +/-: +37, 124 Hits
SHL S57 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 57 A, 93 P, +/-: +54, 129 Hits
SHL S58 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 45 A, 81 P, +/-: +11, 141 Hits
SHL S59 (SEA): 66 GP, 18 G, 41 A, 59 P, +/-: +17, 142 Hits
SHL S60 (SEA/HAM): 64 GP, 23 G, 39 A, 62 P, +/-: -7, 112 Hits
SHL S61 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 33 A, 60 P, +/-: +45, 112 Hits
SHL S62 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 43 A, 70 P, +/-: +41, 95 Hits
SHL S63 (HAM): 66 GP, 24 G, 32 A, 56 P, +/-: +43, 82 Hits
SHL S64 (PHI): 66 GP, 23 G, 31 A, 54 P, +/-: +29, 79 Hits

Career: 1026 GP, 367 G, 566 A, 933 P, +/-: +351, 1567 Hits
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
S44 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia
S46 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia
S48 SHL Cole Reinhart Trophy, Winnipeg Jets
S49 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia
S52 SHL Nomination for Aiden Richard Trophy - Most Improved Player
S53 IIHF Silver Medal, Team Czechia
S54 SHL Nomination for Jeff Dar Trophy - Best Two-Way Forward
S54 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia
S55 SHL Challenge Cup, Buffalo Stampede
S55 SHL All-Star 3rd Team
S56 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks
S56 SHL All-Star 3rd Team
S57 SHL All-Star 1st Team
S57 SHL Sergei Karpotsov Trophy - Most Points
S57 SHL Sarmad Khan Trophy - MVP Voted by Players
S58 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 SHL All-Star 1st Team
S61 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks
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Transactions:
S46 Signed 1 YR / $5.5M contract with Winnipeg Jets
S46 Traded to Halifax Raiders from Colorado Raptors
S47 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Winnipeg Jets
S48 Signed 3 YR / $18M extension with Winnipeg Jets
S50 Traded to Buffalo Stampede from Winnipeg Jets
S50 Signed 5 YR / $30M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S55 Opted out of 1 YR / $6.0M mutual option with Buffalo Stampede
S55 Signed 1 YR / $8.0M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S56 Signed 1 YR / $9.5M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S57 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
S59 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts
S60 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts
S60 Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks from Seattle Argonauts
S61 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S62 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
S64 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Philadelphia Forge
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Playoff Statistics:
SHL S48 (WPG): 19 GP, 6 G, 8 A, 14 P, +/-: +5
SHL S49 (WPG): 5 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, +/-: -1
SHL S50 (BUF): 6 GP, 3 G, 1 A, 4 P, +/-: +3
SHL S51 (BUF): 8 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, +/-: +5
SHL S52 (BUF): 15 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +/-: -1
SHL S53 (BUF): 4 GP, 0 G, 3 A, 3 P, +/-: -1
SHL S54 (BUF): 13 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +/-: -2
SHL S55 (BUF): 17 GP, 6 G, 7 A, 13 P, +/-: +6
SHL S56 (HAM): 18 GP, 6 G, 13 A, 19 P, +/-: +7
SHL S57 (HAM): 14 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: 0
SHL S58 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 17 A, 23 P, +/-: -4
SHL S59 (SEA): 10 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, +/-: -2
SHL S60 (HAM): 10 GP, 1 G, 7 A, 8 P, +/-: -2
SHL S61 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 15 A, 21 P, +/-: +17
SHL S62 (HAM): 22 GP, 3 G, 11 A, 14 P, +/-: +4
SHL S63 (HAM): 25 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: +5

Career: 224 GP, 64 G, 116 A, 180 P, +/-: +39