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[FHN] Fitted Having Bowel Issues; Gets Unwanted Help From Teammate
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BREAKING NEWS:

Tampa Bay Barracuda superstar and league legend Michael Fitted has been dealing with some serious blockage in his bowels this offseason. His serious constipation problems have caused him to play poorly on the ice as he has been greatly slowed down by the amount of fecal matter clogged up in his system.

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Michael Fitted pushing so hard he starts to bleed

Seeing the agony that his teammate is in, Ambacas Cuddles decided to take matters into his own hands. After another preseason loss vs the New England Poopack today, Cuddles snuck some laxatives into Fitted’s 9th postgame beer. It took awhile for him to notice, but shit hit the fan when Fitted and Cuddles were doing their late night blow behind the local Pet Smart. After Fitted snorted a giant line of REDACTED, he felt a sneeze coming on. As he let out a sneeze, Fitted took a massive shit in his pants due to the laxatives. Fitted then went into the Pet Smart and wiped his ass with a hamster

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I AMMMMMMM HAVVVINNNGGGGG


THEEEEEEEE
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When you said unwanted help I thought you meant you reached up his ass and grabbed the poop. SMH using laxatives like a pussy, real men get up in there

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Lmaaaoooo

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Goal song is more relevant now

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