Roderic Banes awoke yesterday to three missed calls from his bank, two from his financial advisor, and an email and four calls from his agent, trying to reach him on behalf of his bank and his financial advisor. Apparently someone had emptied one of his savings accounts to invest over eleven thousand dollars into a shady company called 'Furbees 2.' The company is based in a small, unincorporated (and according to Google Earth, abandoned and uninhabited) industrial park in one of the outlying villages surrounding Murmansk Roderic was shocked by the reaction and had an immediate meeting with his bank and investment advisor to inform them that no, that was in fact him. This led to much relief, followed immediately by further stress and confusion amongst his financial advisors.

Roderic remains convinced that Furbees are going to make a comeback, and is insistent that he is 'in on the ground floor,' and 'their main investor,' and 'it's going to be fine....right?'