S60 PT #4: Identity Theft
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Nictox
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I woke up this morning to a text alert from my bank. Someone try to withdraw all of my cash at about 1:47am. Instead of freaking out over the fact someone has my information, I laughed. Why do I laugh? I will get to that in a moment. After some further digging I discovered someone tried to also use my name to get credit cards and take out loans. Normally I would flip out over someone trying to blatantly steal from me, but again, I laughed. Now you may be thinking to yourself, Jean-Locke why are you laughing at someone trying to steal your identity? You see, since I was a boy my father taught me one thing that I have always carried with me. Do not trust banks. How is this a good thing? All my money is stashed in my basement and I have no American credit to my name due to never using it. So go ahead, dum dum, steal my name and try to take a loan out. It will not work. I just realized I told you where I keep my money and now have to dig a hole in my backyard to stash this all...
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