After our recent game in Tampa Bay, I accidentally left my phone in the visitors locker room as we hustled out to catch our flight. I guess a few of my old Falcons buddies that play with the Barracuda got it from the arena staff and had a field day with it. I fell asleep almost immediately upon boarding the flight, so it wasn't until I woke up several hours later that I saw they'd purchased:

- 12 season ticket packages for the S61 Barracuda
- A bulk order of XXL "authentic" cowboy hats for film costuming
- Two stainless steel potato grinders (not funny)
- A commemorative serving dish that says "S53 Fore Star Cup Chlampions"
- 1 Year Subscription to Youtube Premium

The worst part is almost none of this is returnable. The hats are huge and I don't think would fit on many human heads. The potato grinders I was able to get partially refunded (minus shipping), the serving dish was pretty funny so that's in the trophy cabinet, but worst of all is the season tickets. Nobody wants them! I can't pay people to watch the Barracuda! If you know any Tampa Bay fans please let me know, I'm desperate to offload some of these at 80% off.