Luffy Richard went on a mountain retreat to find his zen and scoring touch to help the North Stars in their play off push. When he returned he found out that he was out of Rowdy Ramen. When he called his sponsors to get more they said they’ve been delivering his usual amount of ramen to his new place. Realizing someone had taken his identity to steal his delicious Rowdy Ramen, he grabbed his roommate and headed off to find revenge and to regain his delicious ramen. During the drive he berated his roommate for allowing someone to steal the great name of Luffy Richard. His roommate then pointed out that he should stop answering shady emails for products that he has never heard of and that are obviously too good to be true.

“Who needs an automated turtle shell polisher with built in Blu tooth???”

“Turtles love the soothing sounds of Unleash the Archers, Kay Bee. I could not pass up that opportunity!”

“Yeah well now you have no ramen, and we are driving to Minnesota to fight this guy.”

“You’re right, we should stop for ramen first.”

Eventually Luffy Tracked down the person who took his ramen sponsorship and beat him with a sock full of pine ones. The end.