"Icepicks,
Toothpicks,
Toepicks,
Toejam,
Pearljam,
Duke of Earl-jam,
Wham Bam
Thank ya ma'am,
TurboTax
Flapjacks
Guardian's Drax,
Exlax
Total Eclipse of the Heart,
Heart,
Best of Heart,
The Total Heart Collection,
The Bone Collector,
Crazy Bonez,
Crazy, the single by Gnarls Barkley
Crazy Train,
Crazy Frog,
Throg and Croakie,
Etobicoke-y style sunglasses,
Single lasses,
Double lassoes,
Triple salchow,
Murder of crows.
Casper,
Seely,
Douglas,
Cam Neely (jersey),
Poppa Wheelie (action figure)
to name a few."

Rob Wright sends us an haphazard list of all the items an identity thief purchased while they controlled the pro hockey player's credit card for one afternoon.

"I was more than shocked," the forward goes on to tell us "because I actually ended up finding my credit card when I got home from Baltimore. It was in my son's room. Along with..."

Wright pulls out his phone and shows a picture of Ronald McDonald crying.

"Wrong picture. This one"

The picture changes from the sad fast food-clown to a bedroom with an assortment of random items; CDs, action figures, food, and a bunch of mattress-in-a-boxes.

"Don't trust kids."