Mew Two had his phone and wallet stolen! This is unsurprising as he does not have pockets, as he is a pokemon that does not wear clothes. The fortunate side of this is that Mew Two's pokemon wallet was stolen while he was exploring beautiful downtown Baltimore, looking for a place to live when he is called up next season. His Pokemon wallet only held a few thousand Poke, as he is Mew Two, a celebrity in pokemon land, so nearly all his expenses are comped. Also he's a legendary pokemon that lives in a cave so he really does not have that many uses for money. The wallet thief tried to steal Mew Two's identity but of course this failed as well, as Mew Two does not have a social security number or anything like that, as he is a pokemon. Mew Two was mildly inconvenienced by this and has taken to wearing a fanny pack to keep his wallet safe in the future.