God Damn! Not Again! Vladmir Petrov has had his identity stolen, YET AGAIN! This time, it’s personal. There have been unexpected leaks online about Vladmir Petrov’s “Private Parts” and it is no longer something that Vladmir can stand for. The question remains though, does he leak his actual picture to prove that the pictures leaked were not of him, or does he allow the world to believe what was leaked? It has continued to haunt and hurt Vladmir’s personal stock of women that he has, his harem if you will, and it just is a stressful situation to deal with. Vladmir Petrov, being the oldest Petrov, has to repopulate the world with Petrovs, but the issue with that is, with such a leak, why would women want to come to Vladmir Petrov to help bring the Petrovs to the world? This will surely hurt Vladmir Petrov’s stock moving forward in the world, and he is going to have a long sit down with his agent to figure out how to recuperate from this situation.

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