Pepperoni noticed some odd charges at the local Jumbo video (Life in Edmonton is forever stuck in the 90s) and he had to go down to investigate. When he arrived he was greeted by a new employee he hadn't met before. Pepperoni introduced himself and asked about the charges. The cashier told him that he had taken out Stuart Little and asked if he was here to return it because it was overdue. Pepperoni was filled with emotion, "I watched Stuart Little in theatres and haven't rented it in months! I have a perfect return record so there's no way that this was me, you must have rented the movie to the wrong account"! The employee told him that was impossible, the only way someone could have rented a movie on his account was if they used his VIP rental card. Pepperoni grabbed his wallet. I only have one card and it's right here in my wallet"! Pepperoni gasped as he looked into his wallet and saw the card was missing.

"This can't be, my identity has been stolen"!

Pepperoni then went on to hire 3 forensic investigators and promptly caught the deviant who committed the crime. The charges were reversed from the card and some girls said that Pepperoni looked really cute. The end!