Delver Fudgeson found himself chained up in a dark, echoing room. He could feel the fact that his wallet was missing. He knew he didn't have enough cash on him to make this kidnapping worth it, so he tried to figure out what he did have on him. His team ID. For the first two months of the season, the man wearing the Fudgeson jersey for the Toronto North Stars wasn't the same person that's worn the jersey for the last ten+ seasons. Delver treats hockey like a punch in-punch out job. Sometimes his teammates don't know he's there when it actually is him. Delver was ready to accept defeat, but one day, the food slid under the door to him was presented on top of a recent newspaper in lieu of a plate. Delver saw an article on his Toronto team that referenced a clutch blocked shot made by "Delver Fudgeson". He knew this wasn't him. So he used all of his training to slip out of his chains, and fight his way out of this underground facility. A month of tainted stats on Delver's career. The worst punishment of all. His points per game took a hit and his blocked shots skyrocketed. Disgraceful. Delver has been unable to convince anyone of this, as his teammates hadn't noticed that it was a different person in his place. The imposter got away, for now. Took a joyride on a pro hockey player's life. Fortunately, he did pay Delver's rent while living in his apartment. Ready to put this whole incident behind him, Delver is reluctant to answer questions about his "rough stretch" of the season. When asked about his return, goaltender Harry Carpet was quoted as saying "I wish Delver would start blocking shots again. That was a good stretch."