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S60 PT #4: Identity Theft
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Evident_RogueRegistered Member
So, yeah, it is true- someone stole Ryan Gardner's credit card. Luckily he lives out of his van, so the whole credit score issue really is not a problem. As a metalhead, it is the indignity he suffered when someone from Ticketmaster called to confirm 'his' recent purchase for Celine Dion tickets. The phone was on speaker, and in front of his band mates.
Needless to say, it was not a high point of the week. So he started going through the charges online after trying to convince his band mates that he did indeed have his identity stolen, and he would rather take a skate to the chest than listen to Celine Dion. There were some assorted charges for white wine, bath salts, weird smelling lotions and a cranium massage. The massage he understood because if someone had to listen to two hours of Celine Dion, they would probably have some type of huge headache afterwards. End of the day, he did what anyone in that situation would do and posted a tweet stating: If you return my credit card now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will hurt you. Code: Word Count: 217![[Image: GardnerNoTeam.jpg?width=747&height=420]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819927626638164019/822684670520328212/GardnerNoTeam.jpg?width=747&height=420) |
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