S60 PT #4: Identity Theft
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PremierBromanov
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michael fitted stole my credit card after I left it on the bench in the locker room. I had it out because i was buying a new boat with all my money and needed to get the numbers out. Fitted was writing it down on a sticky note. What did he do with my credit card? He ordered a new jacuzzi which ran me up about $10,000. A little overpriced imo. It was pretty big though. Second, he bought 100 packs of hot dogs and 30 cans of hormel chili. He took all 600 hotdogs and put them in the jacuzzi, filled it up with water and ran that fucker at max temperature for 6 hours until he had perfectly bleached all 600 hot dogs. What he did next I do not know. Some say he had a hot dog party but I dont think that is possible since no one ever comes to his parties. My best guess is that he took a hot dog bath, got totally immersed in 600 hot dogs, flavored himself with hot dog water for 12 hours. He came into practice monday morning smelling of hotdogs, i had at first assumed he had just eaten some, as he often did. But after seeing the charges rung up on my card I knew it was him.
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