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CanadianDuck · 07-17-2021, 10:23 PM

Of all the many lessons I have learned in my life, one stands out over the rest. Always ensure you are logged out of all sites before letting a young family member borrow your laptop. After about a week, I was receiving strange emails on my phone about some very expensive purchases using my credit cards. A private jet to California and limousine to travel around and party all over Hollywood with all his buddies. Along with that, I received some pretty angry replies to tweets made from my account. My nephew had decided to send out some very harsh tweets towards to a few players he didn't particular care for using my account, which caused a pretty big problem for me with some of my close friends. I can't disclose some of the things he purchased or tweeted for fear of anymore repercussions now that things have finally started to calm down from this whole thing.

zaynzk · 07-18-2021, 12:08 AM

oh no someone stole my identity what will i do. Due to my emance security clearence on the New Orleans hockey rink thing; they thief was able to break into the ice and commit some criminal activities; firstly they were able to bully and harass Co-GM overdoo into stepping down and moving all the way to Regina to GM some new minors team; what a crazy situation which occured due to this event secondly this mad man started doing things like pooping on the Ice and eating it; what a sick man who would do this; they guy kept screaming something about "sailfish" or "bob chan" but it was near unrecognizable this was revealed to be a GM of the ISFL team the sarasota sailfish mr @Frostbite as he continued to break down and cry due to being bullied by some large snorlax creature named Big Edd; this was a event that most fans will not forget and i certainly wont

*Festinator* · 07-18-2021, 01:50 AM

Jonas Kahnwald was chilling at home late on Saturday afternoon. He was sipping on his favourite brand of apple juice and watching some cartoons for the vibes, when he starts getting some notifications on his phone. The first one is from a teammate that says “wow, very bold of you.” Jonas is confused. Sure, watching fairly odd parents over spongebob might be seen as a strange decision by some but he wouldn’t have thought it “bold.” He received another text, this one from his mother. “Oh Joans, I’m so proud of you but your father isn’t happy.” What?? His father loved fairly odd parents, this definitely wasn’t about his choice of tv show. He received another text from his coach. “Hey Kahnwald, I feel like you should have run this by the team before tweeting it to the world. I respect your beliefs and support you all the way but a little heads up would have been nice! We’ll have the media on our asses pretty quick here due to that tweet…”

Jonas breaks out in a cold sweat. He didn’t remember tweeting anything that day. He frantically attempted to open his Twitter app but found he’d been forcibly logged out. Jonas realized what had happened and In a panic, he googled his own Twitter account to find out what caused such an uproar. And there he saw it. Jonas was frozen in horror and embarrassment. Tweeted 5 minutes ago by Jonas Kahnwald: Hotdogs are not sandwiches, they are tacos. Change my mind #woke.

Jonas phoned his pr representative.

5ympathies · 07-18-2021, 02:54 AM

Someone has impersonated me on discord ages ago pretending to be me and all that jazz. That's the reason people think I'm so fucking annoying. When in reality Im not actually super fucking annoying it's the person pretending to be me. So if anyone thinks I'm annoying or dumb, or obnoxious or narcissistic, it's actually the work of someone behind a computer screen somewhere in the world trying to tear down my brand.

How do I react to this you may ask? Well I do not care and I embrace the fact that my brand has been tarnished. In fact sometimes the real me is fucking annoying so what can you really even do? Just always be active on Discord and be a reasonable, nice person? Way too much effort. It is so much easier to just let the identity thief be annoying in my place and so I will likely just keep that up. Oh well.

Thanks to JSS for the signature

***CaptainCrazy*** · 07-18-2021, 03:32 AM

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Fitted2106 · 07-18-2021, 04:48 AM

Trella steals my identity all the time its fucked completly fucked. It's ok though this time of thing I'm super used to and normally dont give a fuck but today was diffrent because I could not for the life if me find my phone. And once I heard the ring I got madder because I realized I dont have a phone and I'm like who fuck is actually calling me. Many times in my life I'd try and figure out why am I like this. But with people like trella around I wont have to wonder about why my dick hurts. After 2015 it was apparent to me that the team needed a dog I adopted bork lazer a player and now dog of the team that woods and borks all around. Many dogs come to see trella play with sticks its cute. Have you ever seen so cute puppys I love them

sulovilen · 07-18-2021, 05:23 AM

Walton Stromberg had noticed that someone has been using his credit cards. He noticed it as there were some mysterious payment details on his banking history and there weren't any clues on who had received the payments. The amounts weren't that big, so he decided to just keep an eye on it and hopefully get some clues later. And bingo, one day he got an SMS saying that one of the mysterious packages, that Walton definitely hadn't ordered, was available for pickup at a nearby post office. Luckily for Walton, there was a tracking page that showed the status of the delivery, so he would instantly see when the package is marked as picked up. Walton decided to go there, hide and wait until that happens and he sees who's picking it up.

He spent a full day hiding at the post office parking lot, when he finally got the notification. He immediately looked at the door, and who comes out with the mystery package. It's an old lady dressed up as Walton. And not just a random old lady, it's Walton's mother. It turned out that she had been fooled into some kind of homeopathic health product scheme and was too afraid to tell anyone about it. So she thought that the best way to go for it would be to use Walton's identity and trust that he doesn't bother checking his banking history. Walton arranged an intervention, and his mother eventually stopped using the scam products.

majesiu · 07-18-2021, 06:32 AM

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krazko · 07-18-2021, 06:44 AM

When Calvin Hobbes identity got stolen, the hacker did most of the expected things, max out credit cards, withdraw cash and order stuff online. But the thing that hurt and upset Calvin the most was the negative posts and writing the imposter did online. Rather than showing Calvins normal positive side where he helps the community and everyone around, the imposter posted long rants about teammates, the league and anyone else that Calvin had a relationship with. The worst one was about the local community and all the kids that Calvin normally helps, both during the season but especially during off-season.
Both Calvin and the community was extremely upset about the posts, the community thought Calvin had lost his mind and was showing his true colours now that he had established himsel in New England.
Calvin had none of it and doubled his efforts to help the community and those in need. Inviting more people to the VIP tour of the arena and to watch the Wolfpack games

**bk1689** · 07-18-2021, 07:02 AM

Waking up to your phone ringing is never a good sign. Especially when you roll over and take a look and the caller ID is your credit card company. I answered the phone in a sleepy haze.

"Hello, Mr Kennedy, was just checking in about some strange charges on your credit card"

Oh no, I thought to myself. I never wanted to let the weird side of me be seen by the public. I start racking my brain thinking about what I've bought lately.

"To start, did you purchase a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter?"

Well that's weird, but not as weird as some things I have bought.

"Uhmm, no."

"Alright sir, secondly, there seems to be a harem of blow up dolls."

"Nope definitely didn't buy them." The one I have is more then enough.

"Okay then, we are currently suspending your account as it seems to be under attack with these fraudulent charges."

lilstifler · 07-18-2021, 08:00 AM

If I'd stolen my identity, I'd certainly use my money, a credit card would buy a lot, because the amount of money is high. I have no doubt that a Twitter account would also be used to make promoting records and advertise my and other profiles, which I don't do everyday. There would certainly be an inventory of hockey, because I have cooperation with different companies, which also give me discounts for purchasing it. If it was a hate-minded person who didn't like me playing, it would be more likely to stoke hatred for me and then I should be careful to get out of this situation, which might even be threatening to my life and health. The identity of a certain person can be done with a lot of good and a lot of bad things, and everything depends on the person who has stolen that identity. Hopefully, it would not be used in crime by stealing an identity, because it would be very difficult to get out of it and be vindicated. I certainly don't want anything to happen to me, and I don't want anyone else to do it.

Memento Mori · 07-18-2021, 08:33 AM

"Someone". We all know who someone is. Anyone who's read our media or PTs knows that Jay Sink's arch nemesis is Seattle/Carolina forward Daud Ramza. Obviously, he'll have acted in a calculated way to cause as much damage to Jay Sink's reputation as possible. Perhaps the worst thing Ramza did was lead people to believe that Jay Sink does not love his fans. He posted a giveaway on Jay Sink's twitter, and then after thousands of his fans had entered, announced that the winner was himself, and congratulated himself on winning the giveaway. He advertised a meetup with fans, to take pictures and sign autographs, knowing Jay Sink wouldn't show up as he was unaware that Ramza had organised this. The thousands who showed up were very hurt and betrayed by Jay Sink's absence, and were shocked as it is so out of character for him. Jay Sink reacted in the only way he knows how: by loving his fans. Jay Sink rectified the situation by giving a prize to everyone who entered the fake giveaway, and inviting everyone who attended the fake meetup to a real one where not only did he take pictures and sign autographs, everyone who attended got a Jay Sink jersey. Jay Sink will get him back, one day. (215 words)

***Gaia Mormont*** · 07-18-2021, 08:50 AM

Sekai Wollker woke up one morning with one hell of a headache and his phone buzzing persistently in his ear. Finally unable to ignore the obnoxiously inane torture to his eardrums he flipped open his celly only to discover he had missed 30 calls from his credit card company. It must be important, he thought as he dialed the number that his been his inadvertent wake-up call.

Turns out his credit card had taken a hit the night before after a celebration of an Outlaws win in the crazy ‘ol town of Anaheim. Sekai mumbled denial as the operator listed off a number of charges that he had no recollection of agreeing to. The ones that made him grunt most were the charges at a tattoo parlour where apparently “someone” had paid for the entire team to get inked. Sekai realized then that perhaps he should not have to agreed to all those shots on an empty stomach and grudgingly agreed to cover the charges, no worries. He was an Outlaw too... he’d get them back.

Cobbenstein · 07-18-2021, 09:07 AM

Patrick Shepherd received a notification on his credit card app saying that his purchase at a local bar had been approved. Based on the size of the charge it looked like he had likely bought at least one or two rounds of drinks for the whole bar. Seeing as how Patrick was sitting at home at the time of the charge it seemed a little fishy. Patrick then started the process of trying to figure out how his credit card information was stolen. After some time he still had no idea what happened, but it was time to try and fix the issue. Like any reasonable person he simply called his card company, reported the card as stolen, and put a freeze on the account until a new replacement card could be obtain. Patrick will have to figure out what happened that got his card stolen in the first place, but for the most part it was not a major issue.

GoonerBear · 07-18-2021, 09:42 AM

Robert E. O. Speedwagon awoke to his social and email inboxes blowing up with credit card charges and angry replies to posts. The thief made it personal with that one. He first held a press conference outside the Berserkers' facilities to address the situation.

"I was asleep the entire time my social media accounts were used to send messages I most certainly disagree with, things I would never say of my beloved fans or the teammates and staff here whom I hold very high regard for," he said to open. "The thief also took out and maxed out credit cards in my name and unsubscribed me from Hat of the Month Club. I can recover my reputation and my finances. You take my Hat of the Month Club membership, you've made it personal."

At the time, Speedwagon then brandished a bowler hat which appeared lined with a silvered blade, similar to that of Oddjob. "I do want this on the record. If I find who you are and meet you, I will make you try this hat on and see how you like it."

Speedwagon was escorted back inside to prepare for practice and to calm the third-year junior down. He was last reported to have settled down, started fraud proceedings, and otherwise resumed normal activities.

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