Robert E. O. Speedwagon awoke to his social and email inboxes blowing up with credit card charges and angry replies to posts. The thief made it personal with that one. He first held a press conference outside the Berserkers' facilities to address the situation.

"I was asleep the entire time my social media accounts were used to send messages I most certainly disagree with, things I would never say of my beloved fans or the teammates and staff here whom I hold very high regard for," he said to open. "The thief also took out and maxed out credit cards in my name and unsubscribed me from Hat of the Month Club. I can recover my reputation and my finances. You take my Hat of the Month Club membership, you've made it personal."

At the time, Speedwagon then brandished a bowler hat which appeared lined with a silvered blade, similar to that of Oddjob. "I do want this on the record. If I find who you are and meet you, I will make you try this hat on and see how you like it."

Speedwagon was escorted back inside to prepare for practice and to calm the third-year junior down. He was last reported to have settled down, started fraud proceedings, and otherwise resumed normal activities.