Oh no! Someone stole Name Redacted's identity!

I'm pretty sure they can get away with some old sweaters or something from a thrift store, given the barren bank account Name Redacted keeps. He's always been of the mind that you only need to make as much money as you intend to spend that season, so Name Redacted hasn't spent a ton of effort making more than he really needs to. This allows him to be a good teammate and keep plenty of room in cap for his team.

That said, with Name Redacted's identity he could probably score some prime VIP time at some of Manhattan and Vancouver's gentlemans clubs. The perpetrator may want to be a bit careful about which places they visit however, as Name Redacted has burned a few bridges and left a few exorbitant tabs throughout both cities. The identity thief may find themself with a few broken kneecaps for their troubles.