apparently there is someone who decided to steal bork lazers identity. If i was going to make an assumption of who would do such a thing it would be mikkel asmus sondergaurd. think about it. The guy is obsessed with me. He wishes he could be better than me and with that he would want to try and literally become me. If i go missing and i start walking around like a leatherface look alike of bork lazer it is probably mikkel asmus sondergaurd wearing my skin to be me entirely. I mean i cannot blame him. I am the better looking man. I am the better defenseman. I am literally better than him at everything except wanting to be a winger so bad. He probably got my information when i had to sign up for the league. I got a random email from [email protected] asking for my social security number and my bank account information. My guess is he is the man behind this.