The punches just keep coming for Danny Marston. After the Porsche recall fiasco, some no-good ne'er-do-well got a hold of Danny's personal information and posted it to the internet. Not only did this doxxing include his personal addresses and phone number, but it also included his bank account information, social security number, driver's license and registration, passport number, and various social media account logins.

Mostly, the mischief has wrought prank calls, some strange and creepy propositional texts, a few death threats which were forwarded to the police, and a lot of people trying to buy stuff on Amazon. Somebody hacked his iCloud account and leaked a bunch of pictures from his high school misadventures. The most creepy and damning was the person who managed to buy a BMW M4, have it delivered to Danny's infrequently occupied house in St. Louis, and took and posted a bunch of pictures of it sitting in the driveway or in his parking space at the Enterprise Center. Danny cancelled all of his credit cards, paid off accounts, and is searching for a new credit card company. Honestly, what kind of protection cancels 150 orders for PS5s alone but lets a luxury sports car through?! The relevant authorities are handling as much as they can to catch the many culprits but some stuff, like the picture of teenage Danny falling off of the T-Rex at Dinosaur World, is out there forever.

Perhaps next season he can shill out as a promoter for LifeLock.