Someone stole my identity by accessing my Uber Eats account and ordering all kinds of food. Chinese food to one address in Chicago. Greek food to an address in Calgary. Vietnamese food to an address in Newfoundland. Pasta to an address based out of New York. At first I was confused, who was using my Uber Eats account and why? Why were they sending food all over the world? Why didn't Uber or Visa think this was suspicious in any way?

Then the 5th order came in - swordfish to San Diego and I knew exactly which motherfucker had hacked me. Anyone who has spent time in Newfoundland knows there's one man with connections to Chicago and Newfoundland who eats swordfish. Same person has friends based out of New York and Calgary. This was either an elaborate frame job or me and my bank account had been betrayed by one of the people that were closest to me.

Tough Saturday, but hopefully they enjoyed the food at least.