So I have this jacket during the colder months that I really like, its warm and it fits me well. Only problem is is the pockets aren't very deep and I hate having my wallet in my back pocket. So into the not very deep pocket it goes followed by out of the not very deep pocket and on to the ground. Since its always cold in Edmonton, I wear this jacket a lot and it was only a matter of time before the wallet falls out and I don't notice. But someone else does... someone who has lived in Edmonton their whole life and decided they were gonna go on a trip somewhere tropical. 

Turns out this person was able to purchase a round trip to an all inclusive resort in Cancun, Mexico, board the plane which takes off from Edmonton and lands in Cancun. It wasn't until they tried to purchase an excursion and the credit card company call to confirm I wanted to visit Chichen-Itza did I realize my wallet was gone. Needless to say the person was downgraded from a 5 Star Hotel to a 5'x5' Mexican prison cell and the air line company credited back all the purchases out of embarrassment that 5'2" woman passed through their security as a 5'11" male athlete.