Barrett Blackwood's identity has been stolen and the information subsequently used to change his name legally to William M. Buttlicker. There could be only one culprit behind this grave injustice: Barrett's younger brother, Garrett. Garrett has always been jealous of Barrett's success in his athletic endeavors, mostly because he barely has the coordination to bend over and tie his shoes without falling on his face. While Barrett was always the first kid picked at recess to be on the kickball or basketball team, Garrett was usually asked to be the ref or something else that kept him from playing at all. Now, Garrett has finally found a way to get back at his brother for a life of shame that truly has nothing to do with him. All Barrett knows is that he has to get a handle on this situation quickly, otherwise his jersey is going to read BUTTLICKER for the rest of his career.