Alfred Yankovic, like many people in the 21st century, very much enjoys shopping. Specifically, for accordions. Al has an extensive accordion collection. But recently, he has started receiving other instruments. Tubas, xylophones, theremins, you name it. This had Al concerned as he had not ordered these. It was then he realized someone had stolen his identity! The horror! He checked his social media to see if that was safe, but alas, it was not. His Twitter was filled with references to something called the International Simulation Football League. Football???? Al played hockey damn it.
Al was curious who could be behind this. He had many rivals in the league, but none of them seemed this cruel. However, the smoking gun was the football reference. Who in their right mind would write that? Well, process of elimination led to Al's cross-league, arch nemesis, Albert Ruschmann. Albert Ruschmann and Alfred Yankovic have been unlikely rivals ever since they joined their respective leagues. While there's no hard evidence, Yankovic will remember this.