Someone stole Justin Keahi's identity, what? The first sign that his identity was stolen was a purchase was linked to Chick-Fil-A, a company he would never purchase from or support due to their support and donations to organizations that try to harm the LGBTQ+ community. The odd purchase was HUT packs on NHL, as no sane person would ever waste their money on something as useless and pointless as HUT packs. The most confusing purchase was a penis statue made out of silver, with gold accents on the veins of the penis. Typically, this wouldn't be surprising purchase for Keahi, but the fact that the purchase was made in Montreal was what tipped everyone off. As everyone knows, Justin Keahi is not a fan of Montreal at all, and would never be seen in that town other than at the ice rink. After that, it's straight to the airport to get out of that dump of a city.