S60 SMJHL mPT#4 - SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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nour
Registered Commissionour
Presenting to you all, the S60 All-Longest Names Team, consisting of the players with the longest names at each position!
At Left Wing, we have Salzberger Lillehammersson, with a monstrous 26 characters! At Centre, it's Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba, Esq., with a whopping 33 characters! At Right Wing, we've got Gabe-Gooney-Waters Harrak, what a player, this guy has 24 characters wow! Normally it would be Friedensreich Hundertwasser, but people with silent letters in their name are disqualified from the Right Wing category. At Left Defense, we're bringing in Rovolio Clocksberg Jr, boasting a respectable 21 characters At Right Defense, you know it's gotta be NeverBrokeAgain YoungBoy, wow 24 characters are you kidding me? And finally, at Goalie we have Monster The Doctor, with an admittedly pathetic 18 characters, but goalies amirite?
Muerto
Registered S15, S16, S24, S34, S38 Challenge Cup Champion
Non-Human Entity All-Stars
The following players currently in the SMJHL are representatives of the truly diverse nature of the league. All are surprisingly not human beings, as has been traditional in the sport of Hockey, They represent the wonderfully inclusive world of our league and should be proud to break barriers and further the draw of the sport beyond our preconceived biases! Grogu Mandosson - Anaheim Outlaws A being of indeterminable origin, but quite probably related to Yoda. Obviously after Season 2, Luke Skywalker brought him to Earth to hide him away and train him in the lethal art of jedi hockey. Adelie de Pengu - Anaheim Outlaws A penguin on skates wearing a little helmet. It's adorable! Their little waddling skating stride! Oh wait, what's this one penguin up to? Oh my god it's after me! *crunch* owwwww Towelie - Anchorage Armada Very useful for drying yourself off when you get wet. Towelie is famous for getting high and having no idea what is going on. Somehow it seems to work out alright for them. Duncan the Walrus - Maine Timber Normally you would think a walrus would make a better goalie than a defenseman, but seeing this big lumbering beast come flopping at you while you're trying to get the puck out of the corner, well, it inspires a sort of bladder-curdling fear. Melvin Majestik-Moose - Nevada Battleborn Moose seem like very docile creatures but when you get close you realize they are huuuuge and plus they have heavy hooves and big heavy antlers, and can kill you while placidly chewing their cud. Do not disturb the wildlife! Mew Two - Quebec City Citadelles A pokemon with shape-shifting powers or something idk I'm too old for pokemon. Very good at hockey for some reason! S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK
Aleris
SMJHL GM Senior Member
Ace
SHL GM Chief Chicken Officer
Your SMJHL All team!
F Tomas Lind F Aleks Blaixstrom F Bjorn Viggosson D Melvin Majestik-Moose D Adelie de Pengu G Willie Miller Two Squidybois, two Stinky Rams, and a couple of naughty naughty Outlaws. RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother
DarkCanuck29
Registered Senior Member
The All-Shorthanded Offense Team, the team with the most Shorthanded Points this season:
LW - Jimmy Larkin-Conway 6 SH Points C - Ahlo Kysoka 4 SH Points RW - Greg Davies 3 SH Points D - Eero Makela 3 SH Points D - Melvin Majestik-Moose 2 SH Points As Goalies SH points aren't properly counted here, I went with the Battleborn Goalie as it seems they might have the most chance of getting some points. G - Willie Miller Winnipeg Aurora
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 29
Born: Vancouver, Canada
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SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights
SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons
Traded: S71 Trade Dealine to Baltimore for S72 BAP 1st, S74 BAP 2nd, and Tommy Tightpants
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Career Stats
***SMJHL Regular Season***
S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94
S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97
S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94
S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107
Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392
***SMJHL Playoffs***
S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14
S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15
S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16
S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19
Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64
***SHL Regular Season***
S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124
S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1)
S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113
S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111
S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122
***SHL Playoffs***
S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7
S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24
S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15
***WJC***
S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23
S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19
S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29
S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37
Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108
***IIHF***
S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7
S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25
S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19
S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5 | PIM:10 | H:20
S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14
S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23
S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33
Lazyeye
Registered S3 Challenge Cup Champion
Opera_Phantom
Registered Senior Member
Today i have for you "the amazing great names starting with a J but also great and funny names as well"
Jeff Nips Jingle McMonkeynuts Jonny Tsunami Josh Dolphin Jorg Fuchs Jmac NCheese The opponents will be laughing too much, so they'll score easily
Big Newff
SMJHL GM Senior Member
I present you "Team All-Boxers"
Clifford Wilson - (2W 3L) Throat Goat - (2W 4L) Bernard Metivier - (1W 0L) Randy Marsh - (1W 1L) Jean-Locke Zidane - (1W 0L) Iorek Byrnison - Try and not drop the gloves in the game GP | 9 G | 35 A | 44 P | 8 | 19 PPP | 135 H | 86 BS GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | 6 | 18 PPP | 116 H | 87 BS | 12 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -1 | 1 PPP | 12 H | 26 BS |7 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | 4 | 1 PPP | 25 H | 8 BS GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -8 | 3 PPP | 17 H | 18 BS | 5 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 4 H | 4 BS GP | 58 G | 135 A | 193 P | +38 | 75 PPP | 439 H | 329 BS Round 2 Game 5 ll [pbl]Outlaws Regular Season Record S64 Round One Lose 5 Games ll 66 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | +6 | 4 PPP | 18 H | 128 BS 66 GP | 27 G | 25 A | 52 P | +16 | 6 PPP | 355 H | 118 BS 66 GP | 21 G | 25 A | 46 P | +20 | 2 PPP | 104 H | 73 BS
TML99
Registered RyanPerlman
RW - Sam Stone
LW - Mark Pebble C - Jack Boulder RD - Greg Gravel LD - Ricky Rock This is know as the Toughest line in the SMJHL they all play for separate teams but when combined at the all-star game their only weakness is the opposing line.... RW - Henry Paper LW - Jeff Pulp C - Paul papyrus RD - Larry Linestock LD - Fred Sandpaper
Junior
Registered Member
I wanted to go a little off the beaten path with this idea. As a player who values big hits and being physical, I wanted to create:
Team F*$% You Up
C - Ville Kurri (131 hits)
LW - Artemius Nystrom (119 hits)
RW - Donald Trump Jr. (106 hits)
LD - Conner Tanner (227 hits)
RD - Randy Marsh (150 hits)
G - Willie Miller (42 losses)
As you can tell I constructed this team solely on the amount of hits that the players in each position had. Coming in at an impressive 733 hits, this starting lineup really knows how to throw the body. You might be wondering why I put Willie Miller in net, and that's solely because I want the game to get out of reach for my team as quickly as possible so that they have an excuse to goon it up for as many of the 60 minutes as possible.
the5urreal
Registered Posting Freak
The All-Precision Team
These guys shoot a lot. They also have a combination of opportunity, luck, love from the FHM gods, and a little bit of skill, giving them high shooting percentages. This list is based on players with the highest shooting percentages that have 150+ shots as of 7/20. RW - Evil AllBran (17.3% on 168 shots) LW - Jimmy Larkin-Conway (17.2% on 157 shots) LW - Lev Lebedev (16% on 175 shots) RW - Ragnar Ragnarsson (15.9% on 164 shots) LW - Alexis Saint-Michel (15.8% on 221 shots) C - Ric Charlesworth (15.1% on 152 shots)
ephenssta
Registered Member
Worst shot conversion rate among D-men (minimum 50 shots):
Jannik Nordstern (158 shots, 1.9%) Jamal Nightingale (53 shots, 1.9%) Granny PanPan (214 shots, 2.3%) Luka Kovacsova (73 shots, 2.7%) Duncan The Walrus (67 shots, 3.0%) Dobby Hintzkanen (90 shots, 3.3%) Sure they're all defensemen who aren't good at shooting, but you gotta love those player names. Maybe our blocked shot numbers are better. Mine sure aren't though. Hang in there, fellas. It has to get better eventually, right? Right? :pepecry:
Slav1cThor
Registered Member
The team that is of all something team that is a team, maybe. This is a team that sometimes plays hockey that can but not always score goals win games and bang moms.
Smalliw Edac Alexis Paquette Big Newff Luka Kovacsova Michael Robertson Rusty Remao
Lobbanet
Registered Member
Team penalty box
Throat Goat 73 PIM Clem Fandango 67 PIM Ahlo Kysoka 57 PIM Conner Tanner 56 PIM Randy Marsh 54 PIM Matej Winters 51 PIM |
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