So my friends it's the end of the regular season and me and my friends from the Vancouver Whalers we've finished in second place and we have some players from our team that happens to have been leading the league in goals scored, most points and most shutouts by any player. And of course the most important stat, drinking the most beer while avoiding the gym. And the players I've been talking about is of course Alexis-Saint Michel, Makrus "The Tater" Jager, Olof Karssiko and Darwin Koff. In that order. Congratulations to them all.

Unfortunately our team is so stacked that we couldn't pad any rookies this season, Connor Tanner might be the odd case but during the season all he did was just stacking up penalty minutes and hits. If possible I would like to award him with a few first round picks for that accomplishment so we can keep the team together during the upcoming seasons.

As a rookie I would like to thank my teammates and my opponents for my first season in the SMHJHL. But in the upcoming playoffs I will show no mercy and I will play without my shirt and I will smear oil all over my upper body and be ready to fight anyone that stands in our way to the cup. Our coaching staff has accomplished to find a new meta tactic that will allow me to play as dirty as I want without taking any penalty minutes. So good luck facing that.

Thanks for reading and see you on the ice.


Darwin Koff

all equally impressive stats

I'm glad we won't have to play you. (Sorry we won't be able to stop Anchorage either)

Conner Snooks || LW || PHI/EDM/NOLA || Nevada Battleborn Graduate

Birthplace: Swansea, Wales, UK

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 190lbs

Number: 19

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S60 Undrafted FA - Nevada Battleborn

S60 WJC British Isles Co-GM and Player - Gold Medal

S61 13OA in SHL Entry Draft - Philadelphia Forge

S61 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player - Finalist

S62 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal

S64 Ryan Jesster Award - Best Rookie - Winner

S68 Made All-SHL 3rd Team

S69 Challenge Cup Winner

S69 IIHF Great Britain Player - Bronze Medal

S73 Challenge Cup Winner

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S60 - NBB || 66 GP || 11 G || 7 A || 18 P || -46 || 11:56 ATOI

S61 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 21 A || 49 P || -6 || 17:10 ATOI

S62 - NBB || 66 GP || 21 G || 22 A || 43 P || 1 || 16:58 ATOI

S63 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 35 A || 63 P || 26 || 18:12 ATOI

SHL Regular Season Stats

S64 - PHI || 66 GP || 24 G || 18 A || 42 P || -1 || 18:42 ATOI

S65 - PHI || 66 GP || 27 G || 30 A || 57 P || 18 || 20:42 ATOI

S66 - PHI || 66 GP || 33 G || 38 A || 71 P || 5 || 19:15 ATOI

S67 - PHI || 66 GP || 37 G || 52 A || 89 P || 26 || 21:55 ATOI

S68 - PHI || 66 GP || 48 G || 51 A || 99 P || 35 || 21:30 ATOI

S69 - PHI || 66 GP || 38 G || 34 A || 72 P || 13 || 20:53 ATOI

S70 - EDM || 66 GP || 43 G || 53 A || 96 P || 6 || 21:16 ATOI

S71 - EDM || 66 GP || 29 G || 36 A || 65 P || 30 || 18:02 ATOI

S72 - EDM || 66 GP || 24 G || 40 A || 64 P || 43 || 16:43 ATOI

S73 - EDM || 66 GP || 22 G || 32 A || 54 P || 43 || 16:05 ATOI

S74 - NOLA || 66 GP || 31 G || 32 A || 63 P || 28 || 19:53 ATOI

:AlerisApple: || co-GM Nevada Battleborn || S63 - present

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S66 - NBB - SMJHL Regular Season 1st Place Finish

S66 - NBB - Nour Harrak Winner (Best GM Duo)

S66 - NBB - Four Star Cup Winner