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A duck walks into a bar
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(This post was last modified: 07-23-2021, 12:30 PM by hotdog.)

and buys a drink for everyone in the bar because he just signed a contract with the atlanta inferno for three million of dollars per season and he wants to celebrate!


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S62: $3,000,000*
S63: $3,000,000*^

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In addition, Puddles O'Duck has the right to refuse the acquisition (via signing, trade, draft, or any other means) of any goose-shaped players throughout the duration of this contract.



bonus bad joke

A duck walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter for duck food. 
"Don't have any duck food. Just dog food and cat food." 
"Okay, thanks," the duck says, and leaves. 
The next day the duck comes back. "Got any duck food?" he asks.
"I told you -- only dog food and cat food."
"Okay, thanks."
The next day the duck shows up again, asking for duck food.
Now the man behind the counter is annoyed. "I've told you for three days running, we don't carry duck food." 
"Okay, thanks."
The fourth day, here comes the duck. "I'm looking for the duck food section."
The counterman blows his stack. "You come in here one more time and ask for duck food, and I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor. You got that?"
"Okay, thanks."
Next day the duck shows up again.
"What do you want?" the counterman asks threateningly.
"Um, got any nails?" the duck says.
"No, no nails."
"Okay, got any duck food?"

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:duckcelly1: :duckcelly2:



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QUACCEPT!

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Got any grapes

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07-23-2021, 06:56 PMSlashACM Wrote: Got any grapes

Aaaaaaaand that is enough to have that song stuck in my head for the next month, thanks very much!

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07-23-2021, 06:56 PMSlashACM Wrote: Got any grapes

hello

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07-23-2021, 06:56 PMSlashACM Wrote: Got any grapes
darn it I got beaten to the punch.

waddle waddle waddle
til the very next day
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