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SlashACM · 08-29-2021, 10:49 PM

Well, all your hard work paid off. You pumped out articles filled with filler and stats, you got a cushy HO job, and siphoned some money from IA users all while skipping the equipment for the season. You load up your bank account and a bright green 400 million dollars stares back at you.

However, you've gotten wind that an SHL user heist crew is planning on taking your hard earned cash under the guise of some robin hood bullshit and their socialist agenda. You got yours, fuck the rest!

Your task: Describe how you will defend your cash from these thieves that want to take your glorious money. Hire guards, lay traps? It's time to go full evil mastermind. The more convoluted the better!

25 words minimum!

You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

This PT will close Sunday, September 5nd at 11:59pm CT.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. Don't be mean to me :(
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies.

***sve7en*** · 08-29-2021, 10:49 PM

nice try robber

I would hide my cash where noone expects it. In their bank accounts, but I have their PINs to take my money back whenever I need it.

Or I'll just make more.

36 words

***Rankle*** · 08-29-2021, 10:55 PM

You know how dogs bury bones in the backyard and then forget where they buried them? I'd basically do that but with gold bars. No conceivable way anyone else could figure out where they are in my yard if even I cant find them.

Chomp Chomp Water Dog Barracuda

Scarecrow Noises Scarecrows

***Rangerjase*** · 08-29-2021, 10:58 PM

@SlashACM

This feels oddly specific and I only have 58 million in my bank account.

Ph

**.bojo** · 08-29-2021, 10:58 PM

If I was going into a heist I would have a few ideas. I would start by hiring some guards, and then laying some traps. You might even say I'm going full evil mastermind. Some of my ideas are convoluted, but you as you know the more convoluted the better

*Zoone16* · 08-29-2021, 11:00 PM

I willingly put out a notice that I am ready to pay 300 million of that for better PT prompts and discourage the robbers as the risks aren't worth the reward when the alternate is easier, safer, and legal.

natedoeshockey · 08-29-2021, 11:01 PM

Patya am coming from Omsk. Omsk in Russia. Patya am having best of hackers in world for helping. Patya am not of little baby SHLers scared. Glorious Putin will many protections be giving. Patya am take some words of White-Ra, famous Ukraine SC player, much like how Russia am take Ukraine many time. "First we make expand, then defense it." Bank money is expand, Patya am defend with friends who am hackers.

***Pythonic*** · 08-29-2021, 11:02 PM

Step one: create a shit ton of multis, be sure to use a VPN and a proxy network for each different multi. (you can claim at most one of the multis as your sibling, pretty easy, but more than that gets suspicious)
Step two: create players for each multi
Step three: have the multis mage sigs for your player, pay as much as possible
Step four: have your original account make sigs for each multi's player whenever you need some spare cash
Step five: ???
Step six: profit

**Lime** · 08-29-2021, 11:02 PM

Luckily I took the red pill from the pt so I shit a lot and if someone breaks into myself I'm gonna start projectile pooping on them just walking backwards ass up pointed towards the perp and they slip on the fresh slick dookie and knock em selves out all tidy to be picked up in the basement for funsies

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