S61 mPT #2- Simulation Heist League 2: Electric Boogaluke
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![]() Registered Certified Swiss Cheese Well, all your hard work paid off. You pumped out articles filled with filler and stats, you got a cushy HO job, and siphoned some money from IA users all while skipping the equipment for the season. You load up your bank account and a bright green 400 million dollars stares back at you.
However, you've gotten wind that an SHL user heist crew is planning on taking your hard earned cash under the guise of some robin hood bullshit and their socialist agenda. You got yours, fuck the rest! Your task: Describe how you will defend your cash from these thieves that want to take your glorious money. Hire guards, lay traps? It's time to go full evil mastermind. The more convoluted the better!
25 words minimum!
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close Sunday, September 5nd at 11:59pm CT.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. Don't be mean to me :( This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies. ![]() SMJHL GM Littleton Award Winner ![]() SMJHL GM Posting Freak ![]() ACP Access first site "billionaire" https://simulationhockey.com/gcalendar.php ![]() ACP Access Just Monika
If I was going into a heist I would have a few ideas. I would start by hiring some guards, and then laying some traps. You might even say I'm going full evil mastermind. Some of my ideas are convoluted, but you as you know the more convoluted the better
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Patya am coming from Omsk. Omsk in Russia. Patya am having best of hackers in world for helping. Patya am not of little baby SHLers scared. Glorious Putin will many protections be giving. Patya am take some words of White-Ra, famous Ukraine SC player, much like how Russia am take Ukraine many time. "First we make expand, then defense it." Bank money is expand, Patya am defend with friends who am hackers.
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Step one: create a shit ton of multis, be sure to use a VPN and a proxy network for each different multi. (you can claim at most one of the multis as your sibling, pretty easy, but more than that gets suspicious)
Step two: create players for each multi Step three: have the multis mage sigs for your player, pay as much as possible Step four: have your original account make sigs for each multi's player whenever you need some spare cash Step five: ??? Step six: profit ![]() Donators ahoy ladies
Luckily I took the red pill from the pt so I shit a lot and if someone breaks into myself I'm gonna start projectile pooping on them just walking backwards ass up pointed towards the perp and they slip on the fresh slick dookie and knock em selves out all tidy to be picked up in the basement for funsies
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no one can take my money from me. if they try to rob my house they'll be met by dogs with diarrhea, a bunch of drunk guys ready to barf, and the world's fartiest man. can't steal my stuff if theyre dealing with vomit AND feces
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Nothing beats heisters from taking my cash than setting up traps in my vault. To enter, thiefs would have to pull on rods either retaining water, lava and a minotaur. If they fail to release them in the right order, they die, they burn the tresory in lava, or they release the beast on themself. I have seen plenty of ads about such system and users fail 100$ of the time to solve it correctly.
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I first hire the OGs, Tobias Lindeman and Phillip Weaver because they are the wild cards and have developed many different ways to surprised people in keeping them out of where they want to go but these would not be the first line of defense. The first line of defense would be barbed wire and a stunt safe.
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The biggest question though is the morality of this situation: Who would have the audacity to steal money from a lil beeg yoshi? Yes, that's an oxymoron. Yes, probably a lot of folks would try and steal money from a beeg yoshi.
Basically I'd just hire @notorioustig to be my bodyguard and call it a day. ![]() ![]() ![]() SMJHL HO PEANUT!
Borrowing from the great defense of the Dank Memer world, the cash would sit tight inside of a safe deposit box...locked with a massive padlock and surrounded by landmines. Anyone who dared take a chance at stealing the cash would have to dodge the mines, then cut the padlock before police arrived to arrest the whole crew. It was *nearly* Fort Knox.
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i have invested all my earnings into e-coin
not like crypto or anything just lil coins with the letter e on them theyre made out of plastic u can have some if u want ![]() e |
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