I will let my dad @
Ragnar protect me from the mean guys who try and take away my hard earned cash. There will be no traps only Ragnar
Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074 Name: Charles Walker Height: 6'4" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52 S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60 S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52 S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72 S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73 S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73 S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83 S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3 S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9 S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11 S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13 S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards and Accomplishments: Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33 Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33 Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39 Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53 S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S40 IIHF Gold Medalist S45 IIHF Silver Medalist S48 IIHF Silver Medalist S50 IIHF Gold Medalist Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247 Name: Jaska Seppälä Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft Player Page ||
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Huck24
This one is easy. I mean, Lyle is known for blocking shots, so he will just imagine the loot as his net and not let anyone get to it. Easy peasey.
Lyle Odelein III || D || New Orleans Specter || Crow Alum || Team Canada Name: Lyle Odelein III Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S47 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +13 | H: 25 | SB: 22 | S: 13 PIMS: 26 S48 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: +9 | H: 87 | SB: 62| | S: 80 | PIMS: 62
S49 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 29 | P: 33 | +/-: -1 | H: 26 | SB: 65| | S: 76 | PIMS: 20
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SHL Regular Season Stats S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/-: +18 | H: 76 | SB: 40 | S: 40 PIMS: 26
S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | P: 14 | +/-: +8 | H: 54 | SB: 30 | S: 28 PIMS: 30
S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 20 | P: 25 | +/-: +11 | H: 70 | SB: 55 | S: 95 PIMS: 32
S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: +4 | H: 91 | SB: 52 | S: 100 PIMS: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------
WJC Tournament
S47 | CAN | GP: 26 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +8 | H: 13 | SB: 21 | S: 13 PIMS: 10
S48 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 14 | P: 16 | +/-: +11 | H: 22 | SB: 24 | S: 13 PIMS: 14
S49 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: +5 | H: 24 | SB: 12 | S: 12 PIMS: 8
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IIHF Tournament S49 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 - | H: 0 | SB: 2 | S: 2 PIMS: 0
S50 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 - | H: 3 | SB: 10 | S: 3 PIMS: 0
S51 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 - | H: 7 | SB: 10 | S: 10 PIMS: 2 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 - | H: 9 | SB: 12 | S: 28 PIMS: 6
S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 12 - | H: 17 | SB: 13 | S: 25 PIMS: 14
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Career achievements
S47 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada
S48 - SMJHL - Named Alternate Captain for St. Louis Scarecrows
S48 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada
S48 - WJC - Won Harvey Danger award w/ Team Canada - best defender at WJC
S50 - SHL - Called up to play for NOLA
S50 - IIHF - Won bronze medal w/ Team Canada
S52 - Named Alternate Captain for New Orleans Specters
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I will simply use a bank. You know, that place where people store their money. No one can catch me because of money laundering. Foolproof stuff!
[S58]
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Newfoundland Berserkers | Former Captain
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[S59] 66 GP, 10 G, 32 A, 42 P, 16 PIM, +13, 21:04 TOI, 59.2 CF%
[S58] 66 GP, 12 G, 20 A, 32 P, 35 PIM, +4, 21:09 TOI, 57.1 CF%
[S57] 66 GP, 9 G, 11 A, 20 P, 10 PIM, -44, 17:03 TOI, 40.4 CF%
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[S57] Drafted 50th overall by Newfoundland Berserkers
[S59] Drafted 42nd overall by Chicago Syndicate
[S59] Named Assistant Captain by Newfoundland Berserkers
The easiest way to avoid paying these fools is to simply not have any cash they can take. Spending the money straight away means there is no chance it can be stolen.
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I would totally put all my money in the middle of a big hockey rink. I would then vary the temperature up and down as to trap any robbers in the ice. I think Mr. Krabs did something like this once. It's very effective.
fever95
I would find the very best hiding spot that I could think of and disguise that hiding spot as much as possible. I would also set traps, much like in the movie Home Alone so that the thief would have a very hard time finding and acquiring my money.
Ethan Bouchard | Defense | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 1,425 TPE Height: 5'11" Weight: 194 lbs Number: 75 Birthplace: Skellefteå, Sweden ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S58|Scarecrows|GP: 66|G: 05|A: 07|PTS: 12|PIM: 59|HITS: 57|SB: 24|TKA: 18|+/-: -33 S59|Scarecrows|GP: 66|G: 06|A: 12|PTS: 18|PIM: 16|HITS: 80|SB: 70|TKA: 36|+/-: -09 S60|Scarecrows|GP: 66|G: 14|A: 20|PTS: 34|PIM: 43|HITS: 69|SB: 50|TKA: 28|+/-: +16 S61|Scarecrows|GP: 66|G: 11|A: 22|PTS: 33|PIM: 04|HITS: 71|SB: 39|TKA: 38|+/-: -11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics S62|Barracuda|GP: 66|G: 02|A: 19|PTS: 21|PIM: 26|HITS: 24|SB: 81|TKA: 16|+/-: +13 S63|Barracuda|GP: 66|G: 03|A: 17|PTS: 20|PIM: 08|HITS: 13|SB: 72|TKA: 19|+/-: +18 S64|Barracuda|GP: 66|G: 10|A: 26|PTS: 36|PIM: 33|HITS: 40|SB: 96|TKA: 19|+/-: +14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S58|Scarecrows|GP: 06|G: 0|A: 3|PTS: 03|PIM: 00|HITS: 04|SB: 05|TKA: 03|+/-: -1 S59|Scarecrows|GP: 07|G: 0|A: 0|PTS: 00|PIM: 04|HITS: 12|SB: 11|TKA: 00|+/-: -2 S60|Scarecrows|GP: 11|G: 1|A: 7|PTS: 08|PIM: 00|HITS: 06|SB: 02|TKA: 06|+/-: +4 S61|Scarecrows|GP: 07|G: 1|A: 2|PTS: 03|PIM: 00|HITS: 09|SB: 01|TKA: 01|+/-: -1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S62|Barracuda|GP: 12|G: 3|A: 5|PTS: 8|PIM: 0|HITS: 5|SB: 22|TKA: 6|+/-: -1 S63|Barracuda|GP: 13|G: 1|A: 1|PTS: 2|PIM: 0|HITS: 3|SB: 20|TKA: 3|+/-: -9 S62|Barracuda|GP: 02|G: 0|A: 0|PTS: 0|PIM: 0|HITS: 0|SB: 02|TKA: 0|+/-: -5 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S58: Drafted 6th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S58 SMJHL Entry Draft S59: Drafted 13th Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda in the S59 SHL Entry Draft S59: Signed a 3 year/$7.5M contract with the Tampa Bay Barracuda S62: Signed a 3 year/$9M extension with the Tampa Bay Barracuda ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards & Achievements: S60: WJC Silver Medalist S61: WJC Silver Medalist ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PREVIOUS PLAYER STATISTICS
I know this is no fun, but if I had $400 million, I think I'd just spend some of it to by some failsafe defense system to help protect it and do the work for me. If we're talking literally here, I'd just delete my account because fuck them.
Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE 6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82 * * * * * * * * * * SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters * * * * * * * * * *
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║ SHL Regular Season Statistics ║
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║ S## |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 | 24 ║
║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 | -3 | 172 | 15 ║
║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 | 18 ║
║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 | 46 ║
║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 | -7 | 200 | 24 ║ "C"
║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 | 38 ║ "C"
║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 | +3 | 224 | 52 ║ "C"
║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 | 56 ║ "C"
║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 | 36 ║ "C"
║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 | -8 | 212 | 49 ║ "C"
║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 | -1 | 221 | 62 ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ Career | 726| 305| 415| 720| +31 | 2151| 420 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
* * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ SHL Playoff Statistics ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ║ S64 |NOLA | 6 | 2 | 3 | 5 | +2 | 13 | 2 ║
║ S65 |NOLA | 7 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -6 | 17 | 0 ║
║ S66 |NOLA | 9 | 3 | 2 | 5 | -1 | 15 | 2 ║
║ S67 |NOLA | 11 | 2 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 26 | 8 ║
║ S68 |NOLA | 5 | 0 | 3 | 3 | -2 | 8 | 2 ║ "C"
║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 | 4 | 14 | -2 | 47 | 4 ║ "C"
║ S70 |NOLA | 7 | 8 | 1 | 9 | -3 | 29 | 0 ║ "C"
║ S71 |NOLA | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -4 | 14 | 0 ║ "C"
║ S72 |NOLA | 4 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -5 | 16 | 2 ║ "C"
║ S73 |NOLA | 6 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -6 | 22 | 4 ║ "C"
║ S74 |NOLA | 7 | 2 | 7 | 9 | +1 | 25 | 0 ║ "C"
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║ Career | 81 | 32 | 37 | 69 | -28 | 232 | 24 ║
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | CAR | 66 | 7 | 12 | 19 | +6 | 85 | 24 ║ ║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 | +3 | 141 | 12 ║ ║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 | -7 | 207 | 18 ║ "A" ║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 | 4 ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 | 58 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ SMJHL Playoff Statistics ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | CAR | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | E | 6 | 2 ║ ║ S61 | CAR | 4 | 2 | 1 | 3 | E | 12 | 2 ║ ║ S62 | CAR | 6 | 2 | 4 | 6 | +8 | 14 | 0 ║ "A" ║ S63 | CAR | 6 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -2 | 18 | 0 ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ Career | 22 | 5 | 8 | 13 | +6 | 50 | 4 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ IIHF Statistics ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S64 | USA | 12 | 3 | 3 | 6 | -8 | 14 | 0 ║ ║ S65 | USA | 13 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 26 | 4 ║ ║ S66 | USA | 12 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -1 | 20 | 8 ║ ║ S67 | USA | 12 | 4 | 1 | 5 | -2 | 17 | 4 ║
║ S68 | USA | 12 | 5 | 6 | 11 | E | 28 | 10 ║ ║ S69 | USA | 12 | 4 | 9 | 13 | +2 | 40 | 10 ║ ║ S70 | USA | 12 | 3 | 14 | 17 | +5 | 55 | 12 ║ ║ S71 | USA | 13 | 6 | 10 | 16 | -2 | 43 | 10 ║
║ S72 | USA | 12 | 5 | 8 | 13 | -2 | 35 | 6 ║
║ S73 | USA | 12 | 6 | 6 | 12 | -8 | 43 | 2 ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2 | 185 | 46 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ WJC Statistics ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | USA | 13 | 2 | 2 | 4 | +1 | 18 | 0 ║ ║ S61 | USA | 15 | 5 | 6 | 11 | +8 | 29 | 4 ║ GOLD MEDAL ║ S62 | USA | 15 | 2 | 8 | 10 | +3 | 32 | 4 ║ SILVER MEDAL ║ S63 | USA | 13 | 5 | 12 | 17 | +8 | 44 | 4 ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 | 12 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜
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Personal Accolades
S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐
S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐
S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐
S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE
S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐
S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐
S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner
S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐
S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐
* * * * * * * * * * Career Milestones
S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808) against the Toronto North Stars (Game 13)
S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262) against the Texas Renegades (Game 36)
S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60)
S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2)
S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2)
S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37) S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15) S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3) S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1) S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7)
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S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present)
S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63)
XLeafer
How I will defend myself. Well I will just be useless to the robbers. I'll spend all my money and I'll literally have fuck all and robbers will waste their time.
Austin Roenick | RW | TPE: 1570 Jersey #58 Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 lbs Player Type: Sniper Birthplace: Ireland -------------------------------------------- Accomplishments S46 SMJHL Draft: 11th overall S47 SHL Draft: 13th overall Leafer Rielly | RW | WKP | TPE: 1750 | Retired Jersey #85 Height: 6'0" Weight: 190 lbs Player Type: Playmaker Birthplace: Ireland -------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S31 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | ±:-1 | PIM: 5 S32 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:10 | A:19 | P:29 | ±:16 | PIM: 12 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:15 | P:30 | ±:4 | PIM: 6 S34 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:27 | A:39 | P:65 | ±:20| PIM: 10 Total | GP: 200 | G: 54 | A: 73 | P: 127 | ±: 39 -------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats: S31 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | ±: -1| PIM: 0 S32 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10| G: 3| A: 0 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 4 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (Finals) | GP: 20 | G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| ±: -4| PIM: 8 S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (1st round) | GP: 6 | G: 4| A: 3| P: 7| ±: 5| PIM: 7 Total | GP: 46 | G: 13 | A: 10 | P: 23 | ±: -3 -------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | ±: -4 | PIM: 6 S36 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | ±: 2 | PIM: 8 S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 14 | A: 1| I P: 30 | ±: 3 | PIM: 8 S38 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 3 | P: 40 | ±: 15 | PIM: 17 S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 31 | P: 46 | ±: 5 | PIM: 45 S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | ±: 1 | PIM: 40 S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: Total | GP: 300 | G: 74 | A: 127 | P: 201 | ±: +22 -------------------------------------------- S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | ±: -1 | PIM: 0 S36 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | ±: -1 | PIM: 4 S38 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | ±: -5 | PIM: 0 S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 6 S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: | G: | A: | P: | ±: | PIM: Total | GP: 27 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | ±: -10 -------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: WINNINGEST PLAYER IN SHL HISTORY x3 Challenge Cup Champion x2 Four-Star Cup Champion x4 IIHF Gold Silver Medal x2 Bronze Medal x3 SMJHLFS Champion
juke
If I can't have the money, no one can. So instead of defend it, I spend it all. I'd splurge on sigs, pvp bets, pointless TPE redistributions, and place a shit ton of preorders for the trading card stuff before it's open.
Sigs: Thanks JNH, Lime, Carpy, and ckroyal92
Jukka Timonen | RHD | NL| CHI | 1880 TPE Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Country: Finland Playstyle: Rushing Defenseman ------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S52 | NL | 50GP | 10G | 11A | 21P | -7 | 32H | 47SB | 16.39 SH% | 21:40
S53 | NL | 50GP | 7G | 21A | 28P | +11 | 41H | 94SB | 42TkA | 68GR | 47.4CF%
S54 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 13A | 24P | +11 | 37H | 75SB |25TkA | 68GR | 54.1CF%
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S52 | NL | 10GP | 4G | 3A | 7P | -2 | 17 H | 11 SB | 36.36 SH% | 23.04 Min
S53 | NL | 7GP | 1G | 4A | 5P | -3 | 0H | 6 SB | 7TkA | 66 GR | 42CF%
S54 | NL | 14GP | 4G | 5A | 9P | +12 | 5H | 24SB | 10TkA | 69GR | 53.8CF%
------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S52: Drafted #17 overall to NLB in the SMJHL draft
S53: Drafted #10 overall to MAN in the SHL draft
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League Awards/Honors:
S52: Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence
S53: All star (1st Defensemen)
S53: Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy - Best Defensemen
S54: All star (3rd Defensemen)
S54: Nomiated for Harvey Danger Award - Best WJC Defensemen
------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards/Honors:
S52: NL team awards - Best rookie
S53-S54: NL Assistant Captain
S53: MAN team awards - Best prospect
S53: SHL player poll - Best user media
S53: NL team awards - Best defenseman
This is easy, give them money. It's fiat cash that has been cyber deposited in my cyphered bit4d sphincter safe. It's useless pieces of paper that have no worth, meanwhile i control the SHL through digital gold. Life is good.
Valentin Kalashnikov || D || Baltimore Platoon || 2106 TPE
6'3'' || 225 lbs || Grozny, Russian Federation
S52 SMJHL Entry Draft 5th Overall (Halifax Raiders)
S53 SHL Draft 12th Overall (Tampa Bay Barracuda)
S52 WJC IIHF Champion (UCORCAL)
S53 WJC IIHF Bronze (UCORCAL)
S55 WJC IIHF Champion (UCORCAL)
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SMJHL Season Stats
Szn || Team || GP || G|| A|| P|| +/- || HIT || SHB || TOI ||
S52 || HFX || 50 || 4|| 11|| 14 || -7 || 85 || 47 || 1093||
S53 || MET || 50 || 9|| 14|| 23 || -13 || 166 || 85 || 23:20 ||
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Playoffs Stats
Szn || Team || GP || G || A || P || +/- || HIT || SHB || TOI ||
S52 || HFX || 6/6 || 0 || 4 || 4 || +2 || 12 || 5 || 127 ||
S53 || MET || DNQ || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 || 0 ||
Evok
The easiest say to protect some hard earned cash like that is to spend it all. I would probably donate most of it to charity and to some poorer league members i like. you know, distribute the wealth like it should be.
Nevek Kove | RD | Quebec City Citadelles Player Type: Stay-at-Home Defenseman Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs Number: 49 Birthplace: Quebec City, Quebec, Canada Peak TPE: 1811 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S66 | QCC | GP:66 | G:07 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | +/-:+12 | SB:061 | HIT:115 S67 | QCC | GP:66 | G:05 | A:17 | P:22 | PIMs:30 | +/-:+16 | SB:157 | HIT:099 S68 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:23 | P:27 | PIMs:26 | +/-:-23 | SB:203 | HIT:102 S69 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:32 | +/-:+16 | SB:171 | HIT:079 S70 | MIN | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:29 | +/-:-08 | SB:268 | HIT:069 S71 | MIN | GP:66 | G:05 | A:07 | P:12 | PIMs:32 | +/-:-05 | SB:260 | HIT:041 S72 | MIN | GP:66 | G:07 | A:20 | P:27 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+05 | SB:292 | HIT:050 S73 | MIN | GP:66 | G:02 | A:28 | P:28 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+04 | SB:187 | HIT:069 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S66 | QCC | GP:17 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:04 | +/-:+00 | SB:024 | HIT:024 S67 | QCC | GP:21 | G:01 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+09 | SB:052 | HIT:028 S68 | QCC | GP:05 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-05 | SB:015 | HIT:003 S69 | QCC | GP:25 | G:00 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+20 | SB:072 | HIT:045 S70 | MIN | GP:04 | G:01 | A:00 | P:01 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-07 | SB:019 | HIT:007 S71 | MIN | Did Not Qualify S72 | MIN | Did Not Qualify S73 | MIN | GP:05 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-01 | SB:013 | HIT:005 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF/WJC Stats : S67 | ICE | GP:14 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+10 | SB:018 | HIT:026 S68 | ICE | GP:13 | G:00 | A:00 | P:00 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-03 | SB:022 | HIT:003 S69 | BRI | GP:13 | G:02 | A:05 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+02 | SB:014 | HIT:016 S69 | IRL | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | +/-:+08 | SB:036 | HIT:011 S70 | IRL | GP:12 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:04 | +/-:-06 | SB:027 | HIT:010 S71 | IRL | GP:15 | G:00 | A:08 | P:08 | PIMs:12 | +/-:+10 | SB:059 | HIT:017 S72 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:01 | P:02 | PIMs:10 | +/-:+00 | SB:048 | HIT:014 S73 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:04 | P:05 | PIMs:06 | +/-:+02 | SB:045 | HIT:011 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- British Isles WJC Medals: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S66 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 28th overall by the Quebec City Citadelles S67 | SHL Draft : Selected 1st overall by the Minnesota Monarchs Elizabeth Doyle | G | Buffalo Stampede Player Type: Goalie Height: 5'9" | Weight: 179 lbs Number: 27 Birthplace: Galway, Ireland Peak TPE: 2145 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S50 | STL | GP:37 | W:16 | L:16 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.877 | GAA:3.50 | SO:00 S51 | STL | GP:46 | W:22 | L:18 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.890 | GAA:3.09 | SO:02 S52 | STL | GP:41 | W:23 | L:13 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.888 | GAA:2.84 | SO:01 S52 | BUF | GP:05 | W:02 | L:02 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.875 | GAA:3.22 | SO:00 S53 | STL | GP:38 | W:21 | L:15 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02 S54 | BUF | GP:44 | W:35 | L:07 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:1.91 | SO:08 S55 | BUF | GP:44 | W:34 | L:10 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.916 | GAA:2.01 | SO:05 S56 | BUF | GP:44 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.919 | GAA:2.28 | SO:09 S57 | BUF | GP:53 | W:40 | L:11 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:06 S58 | BUF | GP:54 | W:33 | L:17 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.924 | GAA:2.08 | SO:13 S59 | BUF | GP:54 | W:41 | L:10 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.903 | GAA:2.62 | SO:01 S60 | BUF | GP:55 | W:40 | L:09 | OTL:05 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02 S61 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.38 | SO:04 S62 | BUF | GP:52 | W:38 | L:14 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.99 | SO:03 S63 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:20 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.78 | SO:04 S64 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03 S65 | BUF | GP:55 | W:34 | L:16 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.69 | SO:05 S66 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:22 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:3.20 | SO:03 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S50 | STL | GP:13 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.897 | GAA:3.09 | SO:00 S51 | STL | GP:12 | W:07 | L:03 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.891 | GAA:2.84 | SO:00 S52 | STL | GP:17 | W:09 | L:08 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.882 | GAA:3.18 | SO:02 S53 | STL | GP:14 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.38 | SO:01 S54 | BUF | GP:13 | W:07 | L:05 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01 S55 | BUF | GP:17 | W:12 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:.0927 | GAA:1.86 | SO:03 S56 | BUF | GP:23 | W:18 | L:08 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.910 | GAA:2.86 | SO:01 S57 | BUF | GP:17 | W:11 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.25 | SO:01 S58 | BUF | GP:21 | W:13 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.905 | GAA:2.49 | SO:01 S59 | BUF | GP:19 | W:13 | L:03 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03 S60 | BUF | GP:22 | W:16 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.02 | SO:03 S61 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.45 | SO:01 S62 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.90 | SO:01 S63 | BUF | GP:12 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01 S64 | BUF | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.907 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01 S65 | BUF | GP:18 | W:10 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.50 | SO:00 S66 | BUF | GP:16 | W:09 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.70 | SO:01 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF/WJC Stats : S49 | BRI | GP:17 | W:08 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.855 | GAA:3.91 | SO:00 S50 | BRI | GP:08 | W:06 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.39 | SO:01 S50 | IRL | GP:02 | W:01 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.939 | GAA:1.51 | SO:00 S51 | BRI | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:00 S51 | IRL | GP:04 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.51 | SO:00 S52 | BRI | GP:09 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.865 | GAA:2.93 | SO:00 S52 | IRL | GP:07 | W:04 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.931 | GAA:2.17 | SO:00 S53 | BRI | GP:04 | W:02 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.72 | SO:00 S53 | IRL | GP:05 | W:03 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01 S54 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.32 | SO:00 S55 | IRL | GP:09 | W:02 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.97 | SO:01 S56 | IRL | GP:13 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.927 | GAA:2.74 | SO:02 S57 | IRL | GP:10 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:2.91 | SO:01 S58 | IRL | GP:09 | W:00 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:4.41 | SO:00 S59 | IRL | GP:11 | W:02 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:3.84 | SO:00 S60 | IRL | GP:11 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:3.33 | SO:00 S61 | IRL | GP:10 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.929 | GAA:2.70 | SO:00 S62 | IRL | GP:13 | W:08 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.935 | GAA:2.21 | SO:03 S63 | IRL | GP:11 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.898 | GAA:3.66 | SO:00 S64 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.906 | GAA:3.79 | SO:00 S65 | IRL | GP:12 | W:06 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.936 | GAA:2.32 | SO:02 S66 | IRL | GP:15 | W:06 | L:08 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.79 | SO:01 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: S50 | Signed 1y / $4M contract with St. Louis Scarecrows S51 | Signed 2y / $5M contract with Buffalo Stampede S53 | Signed 3y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede S56 | Signed 2y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede S57 | Opted out of S57 contract with the Buffalo Stampede ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: 1x Oriens Trophy (S52(STL)) 1x All-SMJHL Second Team (S52) 2x All-Star Team (S52, S53) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- British Isles WJC Medals: 1x Silver Medal (S49) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: 1x All Rookie Team (S54) 4x First All Star Team (S54, S55, S57, S58) 1x Ryan Jesster Trophy (S54) 2x Mike Honcho Trophy (S54, S55) 3x John McBride Trophy (S54, S57, S58) 3x President Trophy (S54(BUF), S55(BUF), S60(BUF)) 5x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55(BUF), S56(BUF), S58(BUF), S59(BUF), S60(BUF)) 1x Anton Razov Trophy (S55) 2x Challenge Cup (S55(BUF), S60(BUF)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: 1x Silver Medal (S65) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S50 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 5th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows S51 | SHL Draft : Selected 11th overall by the Buffalo Stampede Oisín Fletcher | C/LW | "C" | New Orleans Specters Player Type : Sniper Height: 6'1" | Weight: 210 lbs Number: 36 Birthplace: Québec City, Québec, Canada Peak TPE: 2,048 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | HAL | GP:50 | G:12 | A:17 | P:29 | PIMs:21 | Shots:129 | +/-:-15 S36 | HAL | GP:50 | G:21 | A:26 | P:47 | PIMs:08 | Shots:152 | +/-:+19 S37 | HAL | GP:50 | G:32 | A:32 | P:64 | PIMs:39 | Shots:162 | +/-:+36 S38 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:15 | P:28 | PIMs:11 | Shots:129 | +/-:+05 S39 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:23 | Shots:127 | +/-:+17 S40 | NEW | GP:50 | G:16 | A:17 | P:33 | PIMs:06 | Shots:146 | +/-:+08 S41 | NEW | GP:50 | G:17 | A:21 | P:38 | PIMs:19 | Shots:239 | +/-:-23 S42 | NEW | GP:50 | G:29 | A:35 | P:64 | PIMs:14 | Shots:227 | +/-:+24 S43 | NEW | GP:50 | G:23 | A:24 | P:47 | PIMs:32 | Shots:161 | +/-:+15 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:27 | A:31 | P:58 | PIMs:20 | Shots:210 | +/-:+22 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:20 | P:41 | PIMs:08 | Shots:184 | +/-:+09 S46 | NOS | GP:50 | G:16 | A:23 | P:38 | PIMs:00 | Shots:151 | +/-:+09 S47 | NOS | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:10 | Shots:231 | +/-:+03 S48 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:24 | P:45 | PIMs:22 | Shots:145 | +/-:+30 S49 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | PIMs:13 | Shots:224 | +/-:+03 S50 | NOS | GP:50 | G:03 | A:32 | P:35 | PIMs:12 | Shots:083 | +/-:+05 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | HAL | Did Not Qualify S36 | HAL | GP:13 | G:08 | A:05 | P:13 | PIMs:06 | Shots:054 | +/-:+03 S37 | HAL | GP:06 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:00 | Shots:025 | +/-:00 S38 | NEW | GP:07 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:012 | +/-:-04 S39 | NEW | GP:12 | G:03 | A:02 | P:05 | PIMs:00 | Shots:034 | +/-:+02 S40 | NEW | GP:05 | G:02 | A:00 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:017 | +/-:-04 S41 | NEW | Did Not Qualify S42 | NEW | GP:18 | G:09 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:11 | Shots:074 | +/-:+01 S43 | NEW | Did Not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:03 | A:03 | P:06 | PIMs:10 | Shots:029 | +/-:-04 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:07 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:10 | Shots:067 | +/-:+07 S46 | NOR | GP:20 | G:08 | A:13 | P:21 | PIMs:14 | Shots:089 | +/-:-02 S47 | NOR | GP:07 | G:08 | A:04 | P:12 | PIMs:07 | Shots:028 | +/-:+04 S48 | NOR | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:060 | +/-:-01 S49 | NOR | GP:11 | G:01 | A:05 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:031 | +/-:-02 S50 | NOR | GP:10 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:00 | Shots:014 | +/-:-05 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Stats : S35 | IRE | GP:10 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:003 | +/-:+02 S36 | IRE | GP:11 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:021 | +/-:-07 S37 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:00 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | Shots:008 | +/-:+01 S38 | IRE | GP:10 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:039 | +/-:+01 S39 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:05 | P:09 | PIMs:00 | Shots:045 | +/-:+07 S40 | IRE | GP:11 | G:04 | A:02 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:033 | +/-:00 S41 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:05 | P:11 | PIMs:00 | Shots:042 | +/-:+06 S42 | IRE | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:053 | +/-:-02 S43 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:07 | P:10 | PIMs:06 | Shots:039 | +/-:00 S44 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:06 | P:10 | PIMs:04 | Shots:050 | +/-:+05 S45 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:09 | P:14 | PIMs:06 | Shots:044 | +/-:+08 S46 | IRE | GP:15 | G:02 | A:06 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:051 | +/-:-03 S47 | IRE | GP:15 | G:07 | A:05 | P:12 | PIMs:04 | Shots:042 | +/-:+07 S48 | IRE | GP:15 | G:08 | A:06 | P:14 | PIMs:04 | Shots:064 | +/-:+20 S49 | IRE | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | Shots:050 | +/-:-04 S50 | IRE | GP:13 | G:02 | A:09 | P:11 | PIMs:02 | Shots:026 | +/-:+04 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contracts/Transactions: S35 | Signed 1y / $2M contract with Halifax Raiders S36 | Signed 3y / $1.5M contract with New England Wolfpack S39 | Signed 2y / $4M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S41 | Signed 2y / $8M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S43 | Signed 1y / $5M contract extension with New England Wolfpack S44 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S44 | Signed 2y / $10M contract extension with Edmonton Blizzard S46 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Winnipeg Jets S46 | Signed 4y / $20M contract with New Orleans Specters S50 | Signed 1y / $7M contract with New Orleans Specters ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards/Honors: 2x Elias Armia Trophy (S35, S36) 1x Ron Bolt Trophy (S36) 1x Jared Hanson Trophy (S37) 1x Roberto Martucci Trophy (S37) 1x Zach Miller Trophy (S37) 1x Ideen Fallah Trophy (S37) 1x Raymond Lindsay Trophy (S37) 1x Laurifer Trophy (S37(HAL)) 1x First All-Star Team (S37) 1x Second All-Star Team (S36) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards/Honors: 3x Damian Littleton Trophy (S40, S42, S44) 2x First All Star Team (S42, S44) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S42) 2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S42, S44) 1x Jay Mcdonald Trophy (S44) 2x President Trophy (S44(EDM), S45(EDM)) 2x Cole Reinhart Trophy (S45(EDM), S46(NOR)) 1x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S42(NEW)) 1x Challenge Cup (S45(EDM)) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ireland IIHF Medals: 3x Bronze Medal (S39, S41, S48) 2x Silver Medal (S37, S47) 5x Gold Medal (S42, S43, S44, S45, S46) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft: S35 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 26th Overall by the Halifax Raiders S36 | SHL Draft : Selected 3rd Overall by the New England Wolfpack
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What is my perfect way to hide my stash? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I put it in the vault? No, I hide it in the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm hiding it there, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the heist crew comes and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Minnesota, but I go to Kelowna. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of doing heists. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the money.
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Probably hide it in my jock strap or in my anal cavity. No one wants to deal with that and I can't verify the last time I took a shower or washed my jock. So try and pry it from me if you can.
Is it possible to dig up amber from Central America and splice the DNA of Dinosaurs into awaiting frogs. Once these have grown into big scary dinosaurs that definitely cannot reproduce, as the entire park is female, I will put my treasure at the very center of a giant overgrown island and have it protected by Jeff Goldblum.
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