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Kraagenskul · 08-31-2021, 02:03 PM

Money for Twitter (Sung to the tune of Dire Straits "Money For Nothing")

TRIGGER WARNING #1: If you are unfamiliar with the song this satire is based off of and decide to go listen to it, there are words in their that might make more sensitive ears angry. The song is from the 80s when PC wasn't really in vogue. I do not condone such words, but it is a reflection of the times. The song below has no such triggers as it was carefully edited by a crack team of middle-schoolers who didn't giggle once during the reading.

TRIGGER WARNING #2: People were whining about certain TPE not being graded and this song popped into my head. So this might offend them. You know who you are.

TRIGGER WARNING #3: The Lone Ranger's horse.

TRIGGER WARNING #4: I am tired and some have these satirical lyrics might not make any sense, but whatever.

TRIGGER WARNING #5: There is a grammatical error in the previous warning.

TRIGGER WARNING #6: How do you grade a satirical song where a good portion of the lyrics were cut and pasted with just a few words changed?

Money for Twitter
Now look at them H.O.s, that's the way you do it
You write some PT for the TPE
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for Twitter and your checks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, these blurbs ain't great
Maybe get a missed point on your little player
Maybe get a missed point on your mock
We got to guess season pre-dictions, custom SHL coaching
We got to guess the Samad Khan Voting, we got to guess the Raymond Lindsay
Pick a sleeper player for some earnings and the point up
Yeah, buddy, picked his own guy
That sleeper player got his own big point claim
That sleeper player, he's a millionaire
We got to guess season pre-dictions, custom SHL coaching
We got to guess the Samad Khan Voting, we got to guess the Raymond Lindsay
We got to guess season pre-dictions, custom SHL coaching
We got to guess the Samad Khan Voting, we got to guess the Raymond Lindsay
Looky here, look out
I shoulda learned to play the primetime
I shoulda learned to play them picks
Look at that forma, we got to quoting in the forum now
We could have some
Ask the locker room, what’s hot?
Confirmation phrases?
Bettin’ on the training like a millionare
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for Twitter, get your checks for free
We got to guess season pre-dictions, custom SHL coaching
We got to guess the Samad Khan Voting, we got to guess the Raymond Lindsay
Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You write some PT for the TPE
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for Twitter and your checks for free
Money for Twitter, checks for free
Get your money for Twitter, get your checks for free
Ooh, money for Twitter, checks for free
Money for Twitter, checks for free (money, money, money)
Money for Twitter, checks for free
Get your money for Twitter, get your checks for free
Get your money for Twitter, try the 3 on 3.
Get your money for Twitter, get the checks for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your money for Twitter (I want my, I want my)
checks for free (I want my TPE)
Money for Twitter, checks for free (I want my, I want my, I want my TPE)
Get your money for Twitter (I want my, I want my)
And the checks for free (I want my TPE)
Get your money for Twitter (I want my, I want my)
And the checks for free (I want my TPE)
Easy, easy money for Twitter (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy checks for free (I want my TPE)
Easy, easy money for Twitter (I want my, I want my)
checks for free (I want my TPE)
That ain't workin'
Money for Twitter, checks for free
Money for Twitter, checks for free