I would send Titanus Mosura from the Regina Elk to fight the current boxing goat, Jake Paul the undefeated boxer. It definitely would be a challenge for Titanus, despite being 6'8, because of Jake Paul's unrivaled technique and ability to pay off the competition; despite this it would still be a great fight, and Jake Paul could help pay for our next team's training.
The big man himself! Pasta the Turtle! Pasta should be taking on Popeye (the only true match for someone of their elk). The venue should be in front of 2 N64 controllers playing Super Smash Bros. In all seriousness, Madison Square Gardens, Pay Per View, an absolute thrashing.
I means it’s an easy choice here, it’s got to be Sconnie McHits to fight. The clue is in the name. Now who to fight, let’s go with Piers Morgan, maybe Sconnie will knock some sense into him.
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Borje Samuelsson is my choice to represent the Outlaws at the next celeb boxing match. He would face 3 opponents in the same time to get a maximum payday.
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I believe that Vadim Askerov should be in the celebrity fight versus Floyd Mayweather. Why Floyd? Because Floyd is arguably one of the best boxers ever and Askerov loves challenging people who are at the top of their spot.
My choice for a fight would definitely be Granny Panpan. Granny Panpan would fight Dwane The Rock Johnson in Madison Square Garden. I would be surprised if The Rock even showed up because of how much of a monster Granny is.
Honestly it should be Captain Spack Jarrow fighting Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow. Both have to be in full regalia with the title belt of "Actual Captain Jack" being awarded to the winner. Also, Michael Bolton and the Lonely Island Boys should sing their song to introduce the fight. THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
The Detroit Falcons would send Vasily Arkhangelsky to take care of anyone who would oppose him.
The boxing match would take place at the center of the earth. It would be live streamed and broadcasted for the world to see. Vasily's opponent would be Three Bears.
I once asked Vasily if he ate nails for breakfast and he looked at me and said yes. I don't think he was joking.
Vasily will participate in celebrity boxing! Vasily fight anyone any time, he love to be punching and hitting! Is fun to fight on hockey rink wearing ice skates, but is fun to fight anywhere! Haha! Vasily would like most to fight the mean people and bullies, he will give them good beatings and teach them to be nice!
Honestly the person I want to see fight the most is Brick Wall. He's a trash talker with moves like Skywalker, but he's a goalie. But we all know that it'll never happen, but it needs to.
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I head on over to the roster, sort by fighting skill and boom, I nominate Jaeger Jones. Throw him against the next tiktok-er and hope Jones knocks them out, with no one watching, zero PPV purchases, and everyone involved loses money. Resulting in never having another influencer fight with forced promo beef.
Lewis HamiltonIsBlessed is the obvious choice to enter the boxing ring from the Great Falls Grizzlies as he has already shown his fighting ability throughout preseason. He will be down to fight anyone at anytime, especially if he is getting paid for it.
I think Wayne Glensky would be the next big fighter. almost has the name of Wayne Gretzky and can use that to their advantage for getting bigger and bigger fights.
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09-06-2021, 01:15 PMJames Truong Wrote: From my team the Kelowna I would love to see fellow teammate Petr Svoboda take on Manny Paquio in his prime. Petr always acts all tough but can he put his money where his mouth and take on a boxing legend? This bout would take place in the MGM grand in Las Vegas in front of a full packed house.
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petr is a genetically perfect super solider
bring it on manny
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but after a while, it just felt normal
Justice,Sep 18 2016, 02:09 PM Wrote:4-0 and 0-4 aren't that different tbh
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