Theme: Centres Who Have Been Regrettably Forced Into Playing Out Of Position, Also Wing Wang For Some Reason

C: Wing Wang
LW: Makrus The Tater Jager
RW: Rinky McDangle
LD: Robert Black
RD: San Din'desque
G: Shane Duffy. Jr

D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE

|  SMJHL Career |

  SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) |

| Movement and Contracts |

| S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA


D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R]

Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52
Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37
Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46
1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class

| SHL Career |

  SHL Regular Seasons
| S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) |
| S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) |
| S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) |
| S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) |
| S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) |
| S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) |
| S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) |
| S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) |
| S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) |
| S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) |
| S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) |
| S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) |
| S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) |
| S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) |
| S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) |
| S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) |
| S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) |
| S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) |
| S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) |
| S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) |
| S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) |

  SHL Playoffs
| S32 | (DNQ) |
| S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) |
| S34 | (DNQ) |
| S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) |
| S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) |
| S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) |
| S38 | (DNQ) |
| S39 | (DNQ) |
| S40 | (DNQ) |
| S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) |
| S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) |
| S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) |
| S44 | (DNQ) |
| S45 | (DNQ) |
| S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) |
| S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) |
| S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) |
| S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) |
| S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) |
| S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) |
| S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) |

|  SMJHL Career |

  SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) |
| S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) |

  SMJHL Playoffs
| S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) |
| S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) |

| Awards |

  Awards Won
| S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman
| S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team
| S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede)

  Awards Nominated
| S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP)
| S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)

| Movement and Contracts |

| S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA
| S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA
| S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals
| S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans
| S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede
| S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede
| S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus,
| S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede
| S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede
| S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede
| S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede
| S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede

HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS

I'm going to go with my food themed all star team:

LW Guy Fieri - Welcome to Flavourtown
C Strawberry Sailfish - We have a two for one here with our center, really brings a lot to the table
RW Evil AllBran - Gotta go with the healthy option here to make this team a bit more versatile, even if the healthy food is evil
LD Cup Noodle - Because everyone likes noodles
RD Spicy McHaggis - Honestly don't know if I'd like haggis but there were slim pickings on RD. Maybe the spiciness would help
G Hugh Jass - Finally our goalie, with a name that explains what happens when you eat all this food

Yannick Svoboda|RW|S62|Retired

Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM

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Transactions

23rd Overall - S61 SMJHL Draft - Regina Elk

17th Overall - S62 SHL Draft - Los Angeles Panthers

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Career Statistics: SMJHL

S61: GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P: 19 | +/-: -11 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 45 | Blocked Shots: 105

S62: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 24 | P: 32 | +/-: -35 | PIMS: 32 | Hits: 98 | Blocked Shots: 75

S63: GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: 1 | PIMS: 16 | Hits: 100 | Blocked Shots: 96

S64: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 37 | P: 59 | +/-: 18 | PIMS: 34 | Hits: 91 | Blocked Shots: 73

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Career Statistics: SHL

S65: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 30 | P: 42 | +/-: 20 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 66 | Blocked Shots: 39

S66: GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 40 | P: 58 | +/-: 15 | PIMS: 27 | Hits: 134 | Blocked Shots: 38

S67: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 42 | P: 71 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 138 | Blocked Shots: 31

S68: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 36 | P: 72 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 28 | Hits: 159 | Blocked Shots: 40

S69: GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 40 | P: 65 | +/-: -18 | PIMS: 30| Hits: 157 | Blocked Shots: 29

S70: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 29 | P: 64 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 182 | Blocked Shots: 47

S71: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 43 | P: 79 | +/-: -14 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 197 | Blocked Shots: 34

S72: GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 46 | P: 76 | +/-: 19 | PIMS: 54| Hits: 156 | Blocked Shots: 45

S73: GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 46 | P: 80 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 126 | Blocked Shots: 32

S74: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: 39 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 147 | Blocked Shots: 30

S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 31 | P: 39 | +/-: 37 | PIMS: 31| Hits: 59 | Blocked Shots: 79

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Total: GP: 726 | G: 298 | A: 419 | P: 717 | +/-: 25 | PIMS: 354| Hits: 1521 | Blocked Shots: 444

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Awards

S61: WJC Bronze medal

S63: SMJHL All-star Game

S64: SMJHL All-star Game

S64: WJC silver medal

S64: Zach Miller Trophy

S65: Challenge Cup

S66: IIHF gold medal

S68: IIHF silver medal

S72: SHL All-star Game
S73: IIHF bronze medal

S75: Challenge Cup

Emeric Gagner|RW|S77
Transactions

S76: Drafted 10th overall to Kelowna

Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM
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S65: W: 50 L: 14 OTL: 2 P: 102 | Challenge Cup
S66: W: 45 L: 17 OTL: 4 P: 94
S67: W: 38 L: 26 OTL: 2 P: 78
S68: W: 16 L: 44 OTL: 6 P: 38
S69: W: 17 L: 48 OTL: 1 P: 35
S70: W: 17 L: 41 OTL: 8 P: 42
S71: W: 30 L: 33 OTL: 3 P: 63
S72: W: 35 L: 29 OTL: 2 P: 72
S73: W: 36 L: 28 OTL: 2 P: 74
S74: W: 40 L: 22 OTL: 4 P: 84

S75: W: 46 L: 18 OTL: 2 P: 94 | Challenge Cup
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Awards
S65: Lance Uppercut Award (co-GM)
S65: Challenge Cup

S75: Challenge Cup

My team is going to be people I enjoy playing video games with
First we have Marek Skoda
then we have Stan Din'desque
next up is Matej Winters
then Petr Svoboda
and Jesper Aittokallio
and then finally Archangelo Scaradog Jr.
All of them are great people too.

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David Vent || Vancouver Whalers/Czechia || Defensemen
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David Vent||Manhattan Rage/Kelowna Knights/Czechia||Retired

Birthplace: Czech Republic
49 Career Fights. Record 19:wins|6:losses|24:ties 
S52 Challenger Cup Champion
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SHL Total Stats
Career(G:68|A:169|Points:260|Hits:691|SB:713)
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SHLTotal Playoff Stats
Career(G:9|A:30|Points:39|Hits:122|SB:116)
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SMJHL Total Stats
Career(G:10|A:75|Points:85|Hits:286|SB:230)
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International Play           
WJC Career (G:8|A:46|Points:54|Hits:164|SB:148)
IIHF Career (G:7|A:32|Points:39|Hits:107|SB:122)
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Awards and Records

S59 IIHF Silver Medal
S53 Named Captain for the Manhattan Rage
S52 Challenger Cup Winner
S52 Named Assistant Captain for the Czechia IIHF Team
S50 Named Assistant Captain for the Manhattan Rage
S50 IIHF Bronze Medal
S49 Named Assistant Captain for the UCORCAL WJC Team
S48 Named Assistant Captain for the Kelowna Knights
S47 Named Captain of the Czech WJC Team
S46 WJC Gold Medal Winner
S46 Laurifier Trophy
S44 WJC Gold Medal Winner
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Records
Czech WJC Career Major Penalties: 5
Czech WJC Career Fights: 5
Czech WJC Career Fight Ties: 2
Czech WJC Career Fight Wins: 2

The all-Juosus friends team, simply my friends from sim leagues

F Jimmy Slothface - slothfacekilla
F Grayson Cooper - goilers
F Xavier Doom - JKortesi81
D Jakob Hamr - tomhanks
D Jean-Locke Zidane - Nictox
G Elizabeth Doyle - Evok

Here I have assembled a team of culinary dominance, the boys may not skate the fastest but you bet your ass they're  first in line at the pregame buffet.

Marcus "The Tater" Jager © - centering the line is The Tater himself, some say he has lost some appetite since the birth of his son, Tater Tot, but he's here to prove that's far from the case. 
Emril Lagasse/Guy Fieri (LW) - you want an all inclusive trip to Flavourtown? These two are the ones to lead the way. Enjoy that cheesesteak while they argue about what the fuck donkey sauce is. BAM.
Jacques Lilcoque "Au Vin" (RW) - Nobody cooks like Mamere, and Mamere's signature dish is Coque Au Vin, and boys - she's been cookin' up a storm. Wash those filthy mitts and no elbows on the table, you animal.

"What Would You Do For a" Klondike "Bar" Klinkhammer (LD) - What do you expect to have after dinner, a bowl of grapes? I don't think so. Let Klinkhammer here show you exactly what he would do to get this team some frosty treats.
Spicy MacHaggis (RD) - He worked so hard, slaving over a hot stove all damn day - and you're not even going to try his spicy haggis? Get. Out.

Chimkin Tender (G) - If you don't like chicky tenders then I ask that you kindly see yourself out.

Sig by @Ragnarr

SMJHL Anger Issues Team (aka highest aggression)

Porg Garros
Ryan Gardner
Ulyana Mironova
Aldo Huber
Clifford Wilson
Bjorn Bjorn

Wednesday Addams || 478 TPE || Vancouver Whalers || Toronto North Stars

Drafted 21st overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies

Drafted 40th overall by the Toronto North Stars

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Regular Season:
S69 | VAN | 66 GP | 8 G | 30 A | 38 P | -32 | 19:46 ATOI | 25 PIM | 196 H

S70 | VAN | 66 GP | 33 G | 36 A | 69 P | +1 | 20:29 ATOI | 20 PIM | 95 H

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Highlights:
S69 SMJHL Hits Leader

Kentaro Kikuchi || 904 TPE || Regina Elk || Texas Renegades

Drafted 55th overall by the Regina Elk

Drafted 38th overall by the Texas Renegades

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Regular Season:

S61 | REG | 66 GP | 14 G | 11 A | 25 P | -10 | 12:47 ATOI | 38 PIM | 88 H

S62 | REG | 66 GP | 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | -24 | 16:35 ATOI | 37 PIM | 74 H

S63 | REG | 66 GP | 29 G | 29 A | 58 P | +2 | 19:57 ATOI | 28 PIM | 106 H

S64 | TEX | 66 GP | 22 G | 28 A | 50 P | +12 | 18:56 ATOI | 14 PIM | 91 H

S65 | TEX | 66 GP | 25 G | 20 A | 45 P | -25 | 20:19 ATOI | 18 PIM | 98 H

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Playoffs:

S61 | REG | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | 0 | 14:00 ATOI | 0 PIM | 3 H

S63 | REG | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -3 | 18:18 ATOI | 2 PIM | 2 H

S64 | TEX | 13 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -1 | 20:51 ATOI | 11 PIM | 15 H

S65 | TEX | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -4 | 19:21 ATOI | 2 PIM | 5 H

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Highlights:

S62 SMJHL All Star

S62 WJC Bronze Medal

Robbed of S64 Jesster Nom

My all star team is the all star “worst” shooter. 
Each members has yet to find the back of the net so far

Adriano Donini (KEL)
Samuel Savage (NL)
Shaq O’Neal (COL)
Edward Higginsby (DET)
Ivan Lacksamus (DET)

I was a player short so my goalie is the one who’s conceded the most so far this season. 

Willie Miller (NBB)

RW - Evil AllBran
C - Markus "The Tater" Jager
LW - Top Cheddar
D - Cup Noodle
D - Spicy MacHaggis
G - Recently Tired

This team would be what I call, The Breakfast Club. Complete with some of your favourite breakfast foods, and of course capped off by the goalie, Recently Tired. Since just before breakfast, you we still asleep in bed.

https://www.twitch.tv/symmetrikal

Christian Kinsinger || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 2042 Peak TPE ||
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 212 lbs

Luca Veccelli || C || Retired || 1093 Peak TPE ||
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 208 lbs

Chris York || RW || Retired || 1817 Peak TPE || HOF ||
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 184 lbs

Prince George Firebirds GM (S34-S36)
Toronto North Stars GM (S37-S43)

Bernik Vrzala
Ka Chow
Marek Skoda
Malek Skoda
Patya Perevalov
Meeka Keprosoft

The theme is just the goddamn sexiest players in the league and the former hottest player in the league

            Bernik Vrzala ┃ #15 ┃ Defenseman ┃ 948 TPE
                  Drafted #39 Overall - Calgary Dragons S46
                             S50 Challenge Cup Champion


                 Czech Republic WJC S44 Gold Medal Winner
                 Czech Republic WJC S46 Gold Medal Winner
               Czech Republic IIHF S49 Bronze Medal Winner
                                       Retired - Czechia ┃ #93
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17 GP 1G 1A 10PIM 14HIT 8SB - S44 WJC
19 GP 0G 5A 12PIM 15HIT 13SB - S45 WJC
30 GP 2G 21A 38PIM 61HIT 34SB - S46 WJC

18 GP 2G 7A 14PIM 22HIT 22SB - S47 WJC

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The All SMJHL “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but you basically miss every shot anyways” team.

C: Ezra Wong (68 shots, 2 goals, 2.9 shot%)
LW: Leon Doucet (80 shots, 4 goals, 5.0 shot%)
RW: Pope Coswi (82 shots, 3 goals, 3.7 shot%)
LD: Jay O’Neil (69 shots, 1 goal, 1.4 shot%)
RD: Eddie Kastrba (111 shots, 1 goal, 0.9 shot%)

For goaltender, we’ll get the best goaltender in the league cause this line isn’t scoring at all.
G: Nor Dekes

Code:

1. Team Canada , Benjamin Wong 1 (Jay McDonald) at 8:49

first ever Canadian Olympic goal

I have decided to do the All-Bravery team, aka the team with the players that have the most TPE spent in bravery.

F - DJ Monaco (13 BRA)
F- Nikolai Ayerzov (13 BRA)
F- Darwin Koff (13 BRA)
D- Not Deadly (14 BRA)
D- Melvin Majestik-Moose (12 BRA)

For goalie I'll take whoever has the most Pokecheck cause why not, you need to be brave to get a good pokecheck.

G- Bloody Oath

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Paul Koivu || RW || Anchorage Armada/Hamilton Steelhawks || S62 || Also a bust
Name: Paul Koivu
Birthplace: Montreal,Canada
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 178 lbs
Number: 62
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Regular Season Stats
S61 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | +/-: 2
S62 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 29 | P: 40 | +/-: 29
S63 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 32 | P: 47 | +/-: 0
S64 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 20 | P: 42 | +/-: -51
S65 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: -33
S66 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 39 | P: 63 | +/-: -34
S67 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 33 | P: 58 | +/-: -7
S68 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 42 | P: 81 | +/-: 5
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Playoffs Stats
S61 | ANC | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 2 | P: 7 | +/-: 8
S62 | ANC | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 6 | P: 10 | +/-: 2
S63 | ANC | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: -
S64 | ANC | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -5
S65 | NEW | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: -
S66 | NEW | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: -
S67 | NEW | GP: 4| G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6
S68 | NEW | GP: 5| G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1
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Achievements
Drafted 2nd OA by the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 8th OA by the Manhattan Rage
S63 Brandon Holmes Trophy (Best defensive Forward)
S63 WJC Silver Medal
S64 WJC Gold Medal
S66 All-Star Team
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Simon LeBlanc || D || Kelowna Knights/Atlanta Inferno || S47-S61 || Absolute Bust || Retired
Name: Simon LeBlanc
Birthplace: Montreal,Canada
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 16
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Regular Season Stats
S47 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 28 | SOG: 17 | HT: 57 | SB: 46
S48 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P:17 | +/-: -1 | PIM : 56 | SOG: 23 | HT: 60 | SB: 39
S49 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 23 | P:29 | +/-: 3 | PIM : 30 | SOG: 40 | HT: 55 | SB: 62
S50 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 35 | P: 38 | +/-: 0 | PIM : 69 | SOG: 41 | HT: 105 | SB: 61
S51 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 9 | P: 11 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 67 | SOG: 7 | HT: 77 | SB: 61
S52 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 35 | SOG: 16 | HT: 101 | SB: 61
S53 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 11 | P: 15 | +/-: 26 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 68 | HT: 76 | SB: 76
S54 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 11 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 87 | HT: 100 | SB: 80
S55 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: -15 | PIM : 8 | SOG: 81 | HT: 91 | SB: 148
S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 16 | P: 18 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 26 | SOG: 100 | HT: 92 | SB: 115
S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 27 | P: 34 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 52 | SOG: 175 | HT: 140 | SB: 140
S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: 12 | PIM : 30 | SOG: 137 | HT: 130 | SB: 218
S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 19 | P: 29 | +/-: -14 | PIM : 37 | SOG: 152 | HT: 111 | SB: 222
S60 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: 25 | PIM : 10 | SOG: 169 | HT: 127 | SB: 170
S61 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 28 | SOG: 136 | HT: 118 | SB: 146
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Playoffs Stats
S47 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 8 | SOG: 3 | HT: 10 | SB: 7
S48 | KEL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 6 | SOG: 1 | HT: 13 | SB: 6
S49 | KEL | GP: 17 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: -11 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 17 | HT: 15 | SB: 23
S50 | KEL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 3 | HT: 13 | SB: 5
S51 | LAP | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 5 | HT: 26 | SB: 28
S52 | LAP | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM : 0 | SOG: 2 | HT: 16 | SB: 5
S53 | LAP | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 17 | HT: 22 | SB: 16
S54 | LAP | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -1 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 13 | HT: 18 | SB: 35
S55 | LAP | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: - | PIM : - | SOG: - | HT: - | SB: -
S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -13 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 15 | HT: 11 | SB: 26
S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 16 | HT: 12 | SB: 38
S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 20 | HT: 11 | SB: 26
S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 0 | SOG: 11 | HT: 15 | SB: 19
S60 | ATL | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 3 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 26 | HT: 23 | SB: 39
S61 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0| A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 10 | HT: 6 | SB: 10
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Achievements
Drafted 30th OA by Kelowna 
S47 WJC Gold Medal with Canada
Drafted 25th OA by LA Panthers
S48 WJC Gold Medal with Canada
S50 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Award(Best Defenseman)
First SHL Goal(S51 - Game 19)
S50 WJC Silver Medal
S51 WJC Gold as WJC GM of Canada
S54 IIHF Gold as Canada Co Fedhead
S55 Traded to Atlanta Inferno
S56 IIHF Gold as Co Fedhead and player
S57 IIHF Gold
S60 Named Captain of the Atlanta Inferno

I went with the All-Short player team. The players on the team are the smallest for their position in the SMJHL.


C : Strawberry Sailfish (5'6)
LW : Viktor Anderson (4'6)
RW : Hail Bingus (4'6)

LD : BIlbo Baggins (5'1)
RD : Neverbrokagain Youngboy (5'8)

G : Lord Skrolk (5’2)

credit to Qwest

SMJHL All-Zerk Team

Forwards:
Tommy Tightpants
Jeff Larsson
Travis Konecny
Alexander Mackenzie
Pope Coswi

Defensemen:
Mikko Rashford
Jay O'Neil

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HIT SOMEBODY

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Cheers to tweedledunn and supertardis101 for the awesome signatures!




Tommy Tightpants || RW || Newfoundland Berzerkers || 727 TPE || Swole
Name: Tommy Tightpants
Age: 21
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 205lbs
Number: 26
National Team: Perkele
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Career Statistics
Drafted: 11OA, S61 SMJHL Draft, NL
Drafted: 12OA, S62 SHL Draft, WPG
S61 (NL) || GP: 66 || G:11 || A:23 || P:34 || +/-:22 || S:129 || H:101
S62 (NL) || GP: 66  || G:18  || A:19 || P:37 || +/-:20 || S:158 || H:98 || I WON A FIGHT 
S63 (NL) || GP: 66  || G:21  || A:27 || P:48 || +/-:45 || S:179 || H:101 
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Playoff Statistics
S61 (NL) || GP: 14 || G:4 || A:5 || P:9 || +/-:1 || S:27 || H:22
S62 (NL) || GP: 13 || G:5 || A:6 || P:11 || +/-:5 || S:26 || H:30
S63 (NL) || GP: 14 || G:10 || A:7 || P:17 || +/-:11 || S:49 || H:15 || POSITIVE GA/TA RATIO
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International Statistics
WJC GM: UCORCAL
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WJC Statistics
S62 || GP: 13 || G:4 || A:7 || P:11 || +/-:8 || S:37 || H:63
S63 || GP: 0 || G:0 || A:0 || P:0 || +/-:0 || S:0 || H:0
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Accolades
S61 - NL Rookie of the Year
S62 - 4 Star Champion
S63 - 4 Star Champion
S62 - Vaseline Podcalzone Award (NL)
S63 - "A" - Newfoundland Berzerkers
S63 - Victory Tattoo Aquired

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Brent Ashe - C
Lebron Brady - LW
Porg Garros - RW
Vasily Arkhangelsky - LD
Randy Marsh - RD

Jaeger Jones -Extra

My team is the S61 All-Goon Team. All players on this team currently sit near the top of the league in PIMS and will make every game an absolute gongshow.

48 Words

Jaeger Jones| D| Winnipeg Aurora| 881 TPE|
6'3"| 210lbs.| Berlin, Germany| #39
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S65| WPG| TBD|
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S61| REG| C| GP:66| G:14| A:25| P:39| -17| PIM:99| H:154| SB:77
S62| REG| C| GP:66| G:10| A:30| P:40| -33| PIM:48| H:96| SB:83|
S63| REG| C| GP:66| G:17| A:33| P:50| +2| PIM:60| H:108| SB:72|
S64| REG| C| GP:66| G:25| A:40| P:65| +19| PIM:142| H:131| SB:79|
Career| REG| GP:264| G:66| A:129| P:194| -29| PIM:349| H:489| SB:311|
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S60| DET| LD| GP:4| G:0| A:0| P:0| -2| H:2| SB:1|
S61| REG| C| GP:4| G:2| A:2| P:4| -2| PIM:4| H:9| SB:6|
S62| Did Not Qualify
S63| REG| C| GP:4| G:0| A:2| P:2| -3| PIM:0| H:1| SB:4|
S64| REG| C| GP:7| G:1| A:5| P:6| -2| PIM:5| H:15| SB:17|
Career| DET/REG| GP:19| G:3| A:9| P:12| -9| PIM:11| H:27| SB:28|
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WJC Stats:
S60| UCORCAL| C| GP:12| G:2| A:1| P:3| -1| H:19| SB:3
S61| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:2| A:0| P:2| -1| H:19| SB:8
S62| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:1| A: 3| P:4| -1| H:18| SB:10|
S63| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:4| A:3| P:7| +5| H:13| SB:7|
S64| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:3| A:3| P:6| 0| H:19| SB:2|
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Career Timeline
S60
Signed DFA Contract with Detroit Falcons
S61
Drafted 7th Overall in the S61 SMJHL Draft by Regina Elk
Named Assistant Captain for S61
S62
Drafted 11th Overall by The Winnipeg Aurora
S64
Completed Junior Career with Regina
Called up to Winnipeg
Transitioned to defense
S65
Made SHL debut with The Winnipeg Aurora
S66
Made SHL All-Rookie Team
Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy



Pietari Salo| Former Co-GM of the Regina Elk / Kelowna Knights| Four-Star Cups: 3
Seasons: 8
Playoff Appearances: 4
Four Star Cup Championships: 3 (S40,S41,S42)
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All Time Record: 120W - 66L - 14OTL (+109) - .600 W%
S40| KEL| 34W - 16L - 0OTL (+46)
S41| KEL| 25W - 16L - 9OTL (+22)
S42| KEL| 35W - 13L - 2OTL (+37)
S43| KEL| 26W - 21L - 3OTL (+4)
S62| REG| TBD
S63| REG| TBD
S64| REG| TBD
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Awards
Laurifer Trophy Winner - S40
Occasus Trophy Winner - S40, S41, S42
Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner - S40
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Former Roles:
SMJHL HO Intern S38-S39
Finland/Denmark National Junior Team General Manager S39-S40
Co-GM of the Kelowna Knights S40 -43
Co-GM of the Regina Elk S62-S64



Hunter "Thunder" Jones| RW| (Retired)| Cups:2
Age: 27
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 39
Born: Helsinki, Finland
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SHL Career Season Statistics
S40| CGY| GP:50| G:3| A:4| P:7| -7| PIMS:13| H:56| SB:3
S41| CGY| GP:50| G:7| A:19| P:26| -11| PIMS:6| H:25| SB:8
S42| CGY| GP:50| G:7| A:21| P:28|  +6| PIMS:2| H:8  | SB:5
S43| CGY| GP:50| G:13| A:21| P:34| -6| PIMS:2| H:4  | SB:8
S44| CGY| GP:50| G:11| A:17| P:28| +7| PIMS:0| H:1  | SB:8
S45| CGY| GP:50| G:17| A:22| P:39| -3| PIMS:5| H:0  | SB:8
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SHL Career Playoff Statistics
S40| CGY| GP:19| G:3| A:0| P:3| -4| PIMS:4| H:24| SB:4
S41| CGY| GP:6  | G:0| A:3| P:3| +1| PIMS:0| H:0 | SB:2
S42| CGY| GP:16| G:2| A:14| P:16| +9| PIMS:5| H:5| SB:3
S43| CGY| GP:6  | G:2| A:3 | P:5  |   0| PIMS:0| H:0| SB:0
S44| CGY| GP:5  | G:2| A:0 | P:2  |  -1| PIMS:0| H:0| SB:1
S45| CGY| Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Career Season Statistics
S37| KEL| GP:50| G:13| A:13| P:26| +1| PIMS:8| H:44| SB:3
S38| KEL| GP:50| G:18| A:18| P:36| +5| PIMS:31| H:44| SB:14
S39| KEL| GP:50| G:16| A:15| P:31| -11| PIMS:22| H:60| SB:9
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SMJHL Career Playoff Statistics
S37| KEL| Did Not Qualify
S38| KEL| GP:6| G:0| A:4| P:4|+2| PIMS:2| H:5| SB:0
S39| KEL| GP:4| G:0| A:4| P:4| -2| PIMS:0| H:3| SB:0
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Internatinal Hockey Statistics (IIHF)
S38| FIN| GP:10| G:1| A:1| P:2| -2| PIMS:2| H:9| SB:1
S39| FIN| GP:13| G:0| A:2| P:2|+3| PIMS:0| H:11| SB:1
S40| FIN| GP:11| G:2| A:4| P:6|+1| PIMS:0| H:18| SB:3
S41| FIN| GP:13| G:6| A:4| P:10|-2| PIMS:2| H:16|  SB:2
S42| FIN| GP:10| G:3| A:4| P:7 | +4| PIMS:0| H:15| SB:2
S43| FIN| GP:11| G:2| A:8| P:10| +1| PIMS:2| H:17| SB:3
S44| FIN| GP:13| G:0| A:8| P:8| +4| PIMS:0| H:9| SB:8
S45| FIN| GP:10| G:2| A:4| P:6| 0| PIMS:6| H:11| SB:6
S46| FIN| TBD
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Drafted:
S37 - SMJHL:6th Overall by Kelowna Knights
S38 - SHL:8th Overall by Calgary Dragons
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Contracts:
S37 - Signed 1yr/3M Entry Level Deal with Kelowna
S38 - Signed 2yr/8M Rookie Deal with Calgary
S40 - Signed 1yr/4M Extension with Calgary
S41 - Signed 1yr/4M Extension with Calgary
S42 - Signed 3yr/15M Extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 3yr/12M Extension with Calgary
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Awards and Honours:
S37
Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna Knights
Awarded Elias Armia Trophy
S38
Named to Team Finland
S39
IIHF Silver Medalist
S40
Western Conference Champion
Challenge Cup Champion
S41
IIHF Silver Medalist
S42
Western Conference Champion
Challenge Cup Champion
S44
IIHF Bronze Medalist
S46
Ranked #93 in SHL Top 100 Players

6 players who should have been drafted ahead of @G2019

Viktor Krunk
Vin Bangsa-Wamy
Borje Samuelsson
Gus Ceroni
Connor O'Byrne
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