I usually let my mind run free for about 15 minutes before I fall asleep. After that, I couldn't tell you what I dreamed about the next morning, most of the time. There are bits and pieces that I can somewhat recall while having breakfast, but it's pretty rare.

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Levin Schattenaxt | RW | GFG | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 235
Height : 5" 10' | Weight : 171 lbs
Birthplace : Pratteln, SWI | Age : 17
Player Type : Counterattacking Forward | Jersey Number : #17


       

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Jannik Nordstern (Retired) | RD | EDM/SFP/LAP | NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 652
Height : 6" 3' | Weight : 218 lbs
Birthplace : Basel, SWI | Age : 27
Player Type : Shutdown Defenseman | Jersey Number : #71



Markus Tegernako (Retired) | G | Minnesota Monarchs | LBL/NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 2014
Height : 6' 1" | Weight : 200 lbs
Birthplace : Köniz, SWI | Age : 31
Player Type : Hybrid Goalie | Jersey Number : #42
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 24 (14-8-1) | SV% : .896 | GAA : 3.02 | SO : 0
S50 | LBL | GP : 46 (23-19-2) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.83 | SO : 2
S51 | LBL | GP : 39 (18-17-4) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.76 | SO : 0
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SMJHL Playoffs Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 11 (6-5-0) | SV% : .907 | GAA : 2.46 | SO : 2
S50 | LBL | GP : 5 (1-4-0) | SV% : .879 | GAA : 4.42 | SO : 0
S51 | LBL | GP : 6 (2-2-2) | SV% : .877 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S51 | MIN | GP : 6 (1-3-1) | SV% : .881 | GAA : 3.92 | SO : 0
S52 | MIN | GP : 44 (18-21-5) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 2.86 | SO : 2
S53 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-29-4) | SV% : .915 | GAA : 3.39 | SO : 1
S54 | MIN | GP : 44 (12-30-2) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 4.13 | SO : 1
S55 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-33-0) | SV% : .925 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 2
S56 | MIN | GP : 44 (14-28-2) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 3.30 | SO : 0
S57 | MIN | GP : 56 (20-31-3) | SV% : .914 | GAA : 3.17 | SO : 3
S58 | MIN | GP : 55 (20-28-6) | SV% : .917 | GAA : 3.09 | SO : 3
S59 | MIN | GP : 56 (27-25-2) | SV% : .921 | GAA : 3.10 | SO : 5
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IIHF Career Statistics :
S49 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-2-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 0
S50 | SWI | GP : 2 (0-1-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 5.16 | SO : 0
S51 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-1-1) | SV% : .920 | GAA : 2.67 | SO : 0
S52 | SWI | GP : 5 (0-3-0) | SV% : .802 | GAA : 6.87 | SO : 0
S53 | SWI | GP : 4 (1-3-0) | SV% : .942 | GAA : 2.26 | SO : 1
S54 | SWI | GP : 3 (0-3-0) | SV% : .891 | GAA : 4.36 | SO : 0
S55 | SWI | GP : 2 (1-1-0) | SV% : .924 | GAA : 3.00 | SO : 0
S56 | SWI | GP : 12 (7-4-1) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 3.44 | SO : 0
S57 | SWI | GP : 7 (2-4-1) | SV% : .850 | GAA : 4.40 | SO : 1
S58 | SWI | GP : 7 (3-4-0) | SV% : .883 | GAA : 4.62 | SO : 0
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WJC Career Statistics :
S50 | ALP | GP : 6 (2-1-1) | SV% : .887 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
S51 | DACH | GP : 10 (6-3-1) | SV% : 0.897 | GAA : 3.18 | SO : 1
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Notable Facts :
S49 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S49 : Received the Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Most Underrated Player) in the SMJHL
S50 : Drafted 22nd OA by the Minnesota Chiefs
S50 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S51 : Won Silver Medal with Switzerland (IIHF)
S51 : Won Bronze Medal with DACH (WJC)
S52 : Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Award (Rookie of the Year) in the SHL



Chrigel Tegernako - Chief Coziness Advisor - Newfoundland Berserkers (S58 - today)
Earlier Jobs :
Scout - Newfoundland Berserkers (S50 - S57)



Tanja Haller - Co-GM - Minnesota Monarchs (S56 - S61)
Other Jobs :
Head GM - Toronto North Stars (S62)
Scout/Coach - Minnesota Chiefs (S53 - S55)


Special thanks to @Carpy48, @Chevy, @Turd Ferguson, @fever95 and @enigmatic for the signatures!

dreaming is weird for me since I have one of those brains where I cant visualize images. I dream kind of similarly. I know what thinks are/look like based on knowing details about it and I piece that together.

Clint Clampton | D | 20 | Yukon Malamutes | Hamilton Steelhawks | Great Britain | 1085 TPE
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Handedness: Left
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 190lbs
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S68: Drafted 20th Overall to the Yukon Malamutes
S69: Drafted 16th Overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S71: Traded to Great Britain
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SMJHL Regular Season
S68 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: -12 | SOG: 71
S69 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 17 | P: 31 | +/-: -44 | SOG: 163
S70 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 28 | P: 37 | +/-: -16 | SOG: 153
S71 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 19 | SOG: 185
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 SMJHL Playoffs
S68 - YUM |  GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 14
S69 - YUM |  GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 10
S70 - YUM |  GP: 17 | G: 6 | A: 8 | P: 14 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 36

S71 - YUM |  GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 30
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 SHL Regular Season

S72 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 71

S73 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: 31 | +/-: 17 | SOG: 69
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 SHL Playoffs

S72 - HAM |  GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 3
S73 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 16
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WJC Regular Season
S69 - CAN |  GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 22

S70 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -9 | SOG: 21

S71 - BRI | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 21
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WJC Playoffs
S69 - CAN |  GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 6
S71 - BRI | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 4

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IIHF Regular Season

S72 - GBR |  GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 11
S73 - GBR | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 16

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IIHF Playoffs

S73 - GBR | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 9
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Accolades
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Devin Basher | W | 7 | Vancouver Whalers | Hamilton Steelhawks | Canada | Peak 1659 TPE

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Handedness: Left
Height: 5ft 11in
Weight: 180lbs

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S54:Drafted 12th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers 

S55: Drafted 7th Overall by the Minnesota Chiefs

S56: Rebrand to the Minnesota Monarchs

S56: Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks 

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SMJHL Regular Season

S53 - VAN | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 4

S54 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -15 | SOG: 57

S55 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | SOG: 88

S56 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 21 | P: 36 | +/-: +12 | SOG: 128

S57 - VAN | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 19 | P: 32 | +/-: -11 | SOG:129

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 SMJHL Playoffs

 S55 - VAN | GP: 8 |G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 15

S56 - VAN | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 51

S57 - VAN | GP:14 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | +/-: 3 | SOG 23

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 SHL Regular Season
S58 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 21 | P: 30 | +/-: 26 | SOG: 117

S59 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 20 | P: 37 | +/-: 43 | SOG: 147

S60 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 33 | P: 48 | +/-: 28 | SOG: 169

S61 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | +/-: 44 | SOG: 195

S62 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 37 | P: 52 | +/-: 28 | SOG: 207
S63 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 52 | SOG: 235
S64 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 36 | P: 55 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 232
S65 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 49 | P: 68 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 222
S66 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: -19 | SOG: 294
S67 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 32 | P: 66 | +/-: -71 | SOG: 226

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 SHL Playoffs
S58 - HAM  | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 6 | P: 10 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 34

S59 - HAM  | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 20

S60 - HAM  | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 12

S61 - HAM  | GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 54

S62 - HAM  | GP: 22 | G: 9 | A: 6 | P: 15 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 78
S63 - HAM  | GP: 25 | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 59
S64 - HAM  | GP: 17 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 69
S65 - HAM  | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 48
S66 - HAM  | GP: 4 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: -7 | SOG: 15
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World Junior Championship

S53 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | SOG: 13

S54 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 17

S55 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16

S56 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 23
S57 - CNW | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 13

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International Ice Hockey Federation
S63 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 16
S64 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 6 | SOG:25

S65 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 22
S66 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -13 | SOG: 12

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Accolades

S53 WJC - Team Canada Gold Medal

S55 WJC - Team Canada Silver Medal

S56 Four Star Cup

S56 - OT Winning Goal for Vancouver

S56 WJC - Team Canada Gold Medal
S58 Challenge Cup

S61 Challenge Cup
S63 Challenge Cup

S63 IIHF - Team Canada Bronze Medal

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I had a dream of scoring a goal in the Simulation Hockey League as part of the New England Wolf Pack organization.
I have achieved this goal, thank you.

The only dream I really remember is seeing the old muppet guys (Statler and Waldorf) outside my bedroom window and it messed me up for so long I slept with my window shade closed for probably 5 years.

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Greg "Taskmaster" Davies | Right Wing | Calgary Dragons
Birthplace: Wem, England
Number: 21
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Do robots dream of electric sleep? I had a dream that I was a top 5 fantasy player. Was it a dream? Or am I living a nightmare? Maybe I don't want to wake up.

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I don't think I sleep deeply enough to dream properly, my "dreams" are just kinda sleep imagination until I fall asleep. But when I do feel like I'm actually dreaming its way more different and surreal

One dream I have is a recurring one. For background, I've been suspecting I might have some connection to the paranormal  and I keep dreaming of a woman. She has a white dress, black hair. Young, but not too young, probably late 20s or so being chased. I've heard her too. She's sad. And always covered in a white opaque mist.

I tend to dream relatively often I guess? I'm not sure what's considered often. But I can usually remember at least one dream every night. Occasionally I've been able to lucid dream, but it hasn't happened in a while. I can't say I've ever dreamt about the SHL though.

Credits to OrbitingDeath, Tweedle, Incite, Wasty, and Slothfacekilla for sigs!

Jon Toner | #3 | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers | S38-S57 | HOF |
Age: 37
Birthplace: Killarney, Ireland
Height: 6'1
Weight: 200
Number: 3
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SHL Career Stastics
GP: 816 | G: 127 | A: 372 | P: 499 | +/-: 127 | H: 1017 | SB: 1073 |
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SMJHL Career Statistics
GP: 200 | G: 31 | A: 92 | P: 123 | +/-: -30 | H: 121 | SB: 235 |
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IIHF Career Statistics
GP: 160 | G: 19 | A: 63 | P: 82 | +/-: +21 | H: 253 | SB: 253 |
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Achievements
Drafted 28th overall in the S38 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 30th overall in the S39 SHL Entry Draft
S41 Four Star Cup Champion with the Kelowna Knights
S42 SHL All-Rookie Team
1x Scott Stevens Nominee (S46)
1x Scott Stevens Winner (S49)
1x 1st Team Allstar (S49)
2x 2nd Team Allstar (S46,S48)
5x IIHF Gold Medalist (S42-46)
1x IIHF Silver Medalist (S47)
1x IIHF Bronze Medalist (S48)
1x IIHF Top Defenseman Award (S48)
Unanimously inducted into the Hall of Fame (S63)



Noel Blanchet | #77 | C | Winnipeg Aurora | Colorado Raptors | S58 |

Age: 30
Birthplace: Lyon, France
Height: 6'3
Weight: 215
Number: 77
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SMJHL Career Stastics
S57 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 22 | H: 99 | SB: 44 |
S58 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 10 | H: 74 | SB: 37 |
S59 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 26 | P: 45 | +/-: +23 | PIMS: 30 | H: 93 | SB: 19 |
S60 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 54 | P: 66 | +/-: +18 | PIMS: 30 | H: 79 | SB: 48 |
SMJHL Totals: GP: 264 | G: 48 | A: 126 | P: 174 | PIMS: 92 | H: 345 | SB: 148 |
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SHL Career Statistics
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 |+/-: +38 | PIMS: 28 | H: 85 | SB: 36 |
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 26 | P: 37 | +/- +27 | PIMS: 12 | H: 72 | SB: 41 |
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 32 | P: 43 | +/- +55 | PIMS: 16 | H: 97 | SB: 47 |
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 43 | P: 63 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 20 | H: 130 | SB: 65 |
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 44 | P: 60 | +/- +19 | PIMS: 14 | H: 107 | SB: 81 |
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/- +26 | PIMS: 38 | H: 74 | SB: 44 |
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 46 | A: 56 | P: 102 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 42 | H: 59 | SB: 31 |
S68 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 43 | P: 67 | +/- +51 | PIMS: 28 | H: 75 | SB: 55 |
S69 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 37 | P: 70 | +/- +44 | PIMS: 35 | H: 58 | SB: 32 |
S70 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 42 | P: 74 | +/- +50 | PIMS: 44 | H: 70 | SB: 33 |
S71 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 68 | P: 99 | +/- +37 | PIMS: 44 | H: 114 | SB: 39 |
S72 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 31 | P: 62 | +/- +46 | PIMS: 34 | H: 128 | SB: 26 |
S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 38 | P: 63 | +/- +24 | PIMS: 32 | H: 102 | SB: 61 |
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Achievements
Drafted 6th overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors (S57)
Drafted 4th overall in the SHL Draft by the Baltimore Platoon (S58)
Colorado Raptors 'A' (S58-S60)
Set SMJHL Record for Assists in a season with 54 (S60)
Traded from the Baltimore Platoon to the Winnipeg Aurora in S66
S66 Ron Mexico Nominee
S66 3rd Team All-Star
S67 Ron Mexico Nominee
S67 2nd Team All-Star
S72 Challenge Cup Champion]
Signed with the New Orleans Specters in S74
Signed with the Winnipeg Aurora in S76

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I grew up in a specifically haunted triangle in Massachusetts and I used to have dreams all the time about alien abduction. We used to see the aliens coming down and we ran into the house. Then we saw lights outside and ran down to the basement. We saw the big lanky dudes walk by a ground level window and just hid among the cans of beans.

credit to Flappy, ToeDragon, and Carpy