Recently my buddy came back from the UK and pulled a pregnancy prank on his parents. Needless to say it did not go well for his parents, as instead of being happen they were pretty disappointed and embarrassed. After all was said and done they ended in laughs, but there were a couple of big oof moments.
Stavros Kondos || F || Regina Elk || Seattle Argonauts Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 | SOG: 130 | HITS:35 | TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 | SOG: 181 | HITS:41 | TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 | SOG: 184 | HITS:44 | TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 | SOG: 188 | HITS:48 | TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | SOG: 207 | HITS:57 | TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 | SOG: 297 | HITS:90 | TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 | SOG: 237 | HITS:110 | TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 | SOG: 240 | HITS:161 | TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 | HITS:134 | TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 | SOG: 177 | HITS:164 | TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60 | SOG: 177 | HITS:159 | TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57 | SOG: 143 | HITS:110 | TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48 | SOG: 120 | HITS:123 | TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66 | SOG: 199 | HITS:126 | TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 | G:2 | A:7 | P:9 | SOG: 16 | HITS:6 | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 | G:6 | A:10 | P:16 | SOG: 33 | HITS:4 | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:5 | P:5 | SOG: 23 | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 | G:6 | A:12 | P:18 | SOG: 47 | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 | G:9 | A:11 | P:20 | SOG: 75 | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:3 | P:3 | SOG: 37 | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 | G:3 | A:10 | P:13 | SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 | G:3 | A:7 | P:10 | SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14| G:8| A:12 | P:20 | SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 | G:0 | A:4 | P:4 | SOG: 18 | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15| G:5 | A:12 | P:17 | SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7| G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]
Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)
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JayWhy
You ever hear a stupid joke and know it's just really dumb, but man it just hits you so hard and you can't stop laughing, and you start choking, and then you literally die?
Anyway, what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.
Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!
#29 Jakub Aittokallio || G || Edmonton Blizzard || 1,700 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jakub Aittokallio Height: 6'4" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 29 Birthplace: Tampere, Finland Birthday: January 20, 1994 -------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Career Statistics S12 DET: GP: 15 || W: 5 || L: 8 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.97 || SO: 1 || SA: 429 S13 STL: GP: 40 || W: 14 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .896 || GAA: 3.26 || SO: 1 || SA: 1201 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S14 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .895 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 1 || GA: 119 || SA: 1128 || MP: 2663 S15 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 32 || L: 5 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 1.87 || SO: 3 || GA: 76 || SA: 1013 || MP: 2441 S16 EDM: GP: 45 || W: 19 || L: 17 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.54 || SO: 3 || GA: 114 || SA: 1063 || MP: 2691 S17 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 25 || L: 17 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.37 || SO: 2 || GA: 105 || SA: 1025 || MP: 2658 S18 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 31 || L: 8 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 5 || GA: 95 || SA: 1086 || MP: 2693 S19 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 4 || GA: 96 || SA: 1104 || MP: 2679 S20 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 21 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .900 || GAA: 2.55 || SO: 5 || GA: 113 || SA: 1133 || MP: 2655 S21 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 5 || GA: 117 || SA: 1242 || MP: 2791 S22 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 19 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 4 || GA: 117 || SA: 1145 || MP: 2789 S23 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 26 || L: 14 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 3 || GA: 117 || SA: 1190 || MP: 2810 S24 EDM: GP: 47 || W: 21 || L: 22 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .889 || GAA: 2.83 || SO: 2 || GA: 133 || SA: 1197 || MP: 2821 S25 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 27 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 2 || GA: 107 || SA: 1151 || MP: 2674 S26 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.60 || SO: 3 || GA: 116 || SA: 1220 || MP: 2680 S27 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 32 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.33 || SO: 1 || GA: 104 || SA: 1189 || MP: 2674 S28 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 23 || L: 14 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.39 || SO: 3 || GA: 96 || SA: 1129 || MP: 2414 S29 EDM: GP: 38 || W: 29 || L: 8 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 7 || GA: 86 || SA: 1007 || MP: 2300 S30 EDM: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 258 || MP: 544 CAREER: GP: 709 || W: 402 || L: 240 || OTL: 65 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.42 || SO: 53 || GA: 1,735 || SA: 18,280 || MP: 42,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S15 EDM: GP: 19 || W: 12 || L: 4 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .924 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 38 || SA: 499 || MP: 1198 S16 EDM: GP: 18 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .914 || GAA: 2.17 || SO: 2 || GA: 39 || SA: 451 || MP: 1078 S17 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.58 || SO: 0 || GA: 18 || SA: 194 || MP: 418 S18 EDM: GP: 11 || W: 7 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 2 || GA: 25 || SA: 270 || MP: 670 S21 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .937 || GAA: 1.81 || SO: 1 || GA: 13 || SA: 205 || MP: 432 S22 EDM: GP: 12 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .919 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 26 || SA: 321 || MP: 750 S23 EDM: GP: 20 || W: 10 || L: 10 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.65 || SO: 2 || GA: 53 || SA: 567 || MP: 1201 S25 EDM: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .865 || GAA: 3.60 || SO: 1 || GA: 18 || SA: 133 || MP: 300 S27 EDM: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .829 || GAA: 4.17 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 146 || MP: 360 S28 EDM: GP: 17 || W: 12 || L: 2 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .927 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 39 || SA: 536 || MP: 1123 S29 EDM: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 36 || SA: 391 || MP: 784 S30 EDM: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 1 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .861 || GAA: 5.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 5 || SA: 36 || MP: 60 CAREER: GP: 136 || W: 76 || L: 50 || OTL: 10 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 13 || GA: 335 || SA: 3,749 || MP: 8,375 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S15 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .910 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 0 || GA: 15 || SA: 166 || MP: 343 S18 FIN: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 1.66 || SO: 3 || GA: 14 || SA: 196 || MP: 504 S19 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 0 || GA: 30 || SA: 304 || MP: 670 S20 FIN: GP: 8 || W: 5 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .940 || GAA: 1.63 || SO: 2 || GA: 13 || SA: 215 || MP: 479 S21 FIN: GP: 24 || W: 18 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 59 || SA: 640 || MP: 1459 S22 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 2.04|| SO: 0 || GA: 23 || SA: 309 || MP: 675 S23 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.23 || SO: 4 || GA: 28 || SA: 322 || MP: 755 S24 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 8 || L: 4 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .899 || GAA: 2.53 || SO: 0 || GA: 31 || SA: 308 || MP: 735 S25 FIN: GP: 10 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.64 || SO: 0 || GA: 24 || SA: 247 || MP: 546 S26 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .856 || GAA: 3.63 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 222 || MP: 528 S27 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 1.80 || SO: 1 || GA: 20 || SA: 270 || MP: 665 S28 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 387 || MP: 821 S30 FIN: GP: 12 || W: 10 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 2.25 || SO: 1 || GA: 27 || SA: 375 || MP: 720 CAREER: GP: 152 || W: 87 || L: 45 || OTL: 16 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.32 || SO: 12 || GA: 345 || SA: 3,961 || MP: 8,900 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 8th overall in S13 SHL Entry Draft SHL Debut: July 10, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (6-4 Loss) First Career Shutout, July 22, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (1-0) Led league in SV%, GAA, and Wins in S15 Won first playoff series vs. WIN in 7 on 11/6/13 Won Challenge Cup 4-1 vs. WKP Won Challenge Cup 4-2 vs. TOR Won Silver Medal as GM of Finland, S14 League Goaltender TPE Leader, 4/20/14 Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Games Played and Wins (S18) League Record for Consecutive Shutout Minutes (189:12) Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Shutouts (S19) League Record for Wins, Losses, Shutouts, Games Played, Minutes Played both Regular Season and Playoffs -------------------------------------------------- Awards: Three-time Challenge Cup Champion (S15, S16, S28) Gold Medalist (S30) (First Ever in Finland) Three-time Silver Medalist (S14, S15, S24) Three-Time Bronze Medalist (S18, S21, S28) S15 John McBride Trophy for Best Goaltender S15 Mike Honcho Trophy for Fewest Goals Against S15 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S15 Ron Mexico Trophy for Regular Season MVP, first goaltender to win this trophy Two-Time IIHF Best Goaltender (S22, S30) All-SHL West First Team (S27) Two-Time All-SHL Second Team (S18, S19)
#31 Jason Aittokallio || G || Manhattan Rage || 1387 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jason Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 221 lbs Number: 31 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S14 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 46 || W: 31 || L: 11 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .886 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 1 || GA: 114 || SA: 996 || MP: 2614 S31 KEL: GP: 45 || W: 29 || L: 10 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 4 || GA: 93 || SA: 958 || MP: 2638 CAREER: GP: 91 || W: 60 || L: 21 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 2.36 || SO: 5 || GA: 207 || SA: 1954 || MP: 5252 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 10 || W: 4 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .880 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 241 || MP: 695 S31 KEL: GP: 16 || W: 12 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .921 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 32 || SA: 403 || MP: 1,009 CAREER: GP: 26 || W: 16 || L: 7 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 3 || GA: 61 || SA: 644 || MP: 1,704 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S31 MAN: GP: 3 || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .870 || GAA: 4.03 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 92 || MP: 179 S32 MAN: GP: 42 || W: 25 || L: 11 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 2 || GA: 117 || SA: 1214 || MP: 2546 S33 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 138 || SA: 1302 || MP: 2668 S34 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .897 || GAA: 3.19 || SO: 1 || GA: 142 || SA: 1380 || MP: 2667 S35 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 21 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 3.07 || SO: 4 || GA: 137 || SA: 1393 || MP: 2676 S36 MAN: GP: 41 || W: 21 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.98 || SO: 2 || GA: 123 || SA: 1378 || MP: 2478 S37 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 121 || SA: 1428 || MP: 2660 S38 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.00 || SO: 3 || GA: 133 || SA: 1429 || MP: 2664 S39 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 25 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.20 || SO: 2 || GA: 141 || SA: 1512 || MP: 2664 S40 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 17 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .920 || GAA: 2.59 || SO: 2 || GA: 115 || SA: 1433 || MP: 2669 S41 MAN: GP: 35 || W: 15 || L: 19 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.99 || SO: 3 || GA: 105 || SA: 1257 || MP: 2106 CAREER: GP: 429 || W: 208 || L: 185 || OTL: 36 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.96 || SO: 21 || GA: 1,284 || SA: 13,818 || MP: 25,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S32 MAN: GP: 15 || W: 9 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.75 || SO: 0 || GA: 45 || SA: 545 || MP: 1004 S34 MAN: GP: 14 || W: 12 || L: 0 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 37 || SA: 415 || MP: 915 S38 MAN: GP: 20 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 3 || GA: 46 || SA: 699 || MP: 1232 CAREER: GP: 49 || W: 33 || L: 10 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .923 || GAA: 2.44 || SO: 4 || GA: 128 || SA: 1659 || MP: 3151 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S31 FIN: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || SV%: 1.000 || GAA: 0.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 0 || SA: 6 || MP: 15 S33 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 1 || L: 1 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.18 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 181 || MP: 330 S34 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 3.04 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 333 || MP: 632 S35 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 2 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.90 || SO: 0 || GA: 37 || SA: 392 || MP: 766 S36 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 34 || SA: 344 || MP: 658 S37 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 11 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 35 || SA: 362 || MP: 769 CAREER: GP: 57 || W: 31 || L: 13 || OTL: 7 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.84 || SO: 2 || GA: 150 || SA: 1618 || MP: 3,170 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 5th Overall in S31 Entry Draft by Manhattan Rage -------------------------------------------------- Awards: S31 Four Star Cup Champion - Kelowna S34 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan S35 Bronze Medal - Finland S37 Gold Medal - Finland S38 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan
#13 Jax Aittokallio || C || Manhattan Rage || 1916 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jax Aittokallio Height: 6'1" Weight: 208 lbs Number: 13 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 15 || P: 22 || HIT: 25 || SB: 4 || SHT: 105 || SHT%: 6.67 S43 ANC/STL: GP: 51 || G: 14 || A: 20 || P: 34 || HIT: 41 || SB: 8 || SHT: 122 || SHT%: 11.48 CAREER: GP: 101 || G: 21 || A: 35 || P: 56 || HIT: 66 || SB: 12 || SHT: 227 || SHT%: 9.25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 9 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || HIT: 8 || SB: 0 || SHT: 16 || SHT%: 6.25 S43 STL: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || HIT: 9 || SB: 3 || SHT: 26 || SHT%: 7.69 CAREER: GP: 21 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 17 || SB: 3 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 7.14 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S44 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 48 || SB: 11 || SHT: 120 || SHT%: 12.50 S45 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 15 || P: 26 || HIT: 28 || SB: 5 || SHT: 111 || SHT%: 9.91 S46 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 22 || P: 43 || HIT: 27 || SB: 12 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S47 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 23 || SB: 11 || SHT: 155 || SHT%: 9.68 S48 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || P: 36 || HIT: 63 || SB: 16 || SHT: 151 || SHT%: 9.27 S49 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 27 || P: 48 || HIT: 21 || SB: 8 || SHT: 164 || SHT%: 12.80 S50 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 20 || P: 37 || HIT: 9 || SB: 11 || SHT: 156 || SHT%: 10.90 S51 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 24 || P: 41 || HIT: 8 || SB: 13 || SHT: 170 || SHT%: 10.00 S52 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 15 || P: 36 || HIT: 5 || SB: 8 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S53 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 23 || P: 43 || HIT: 31 || SB: 53 || SHT: 196 || SHT%: 10.20 S54 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 38 || P: 51 || HIT: 29 || SB: 42 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.28 S55 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 24 || P: 38 || HIT: 33 || SB: 29 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.92 S56 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || HIT: 39 || SB: 36 || SHT: 160 || SHT%: 11.88 CAREER: GP: 650 || G: 218 || A: 297 || P: 515 || HIT: 364 || SB: 248 || SHT: 2029 || SHT%: 10.74 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S46 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || HIT: 8 || SB: 6 || SHT: 48 || SHT%: 12.50 S47 MAN: GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 17 || SHT%: 5.88 S49 MAN: GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 6 || SB: 1 || SHT: 27 || SHT%: 14.81 S50 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 2 || A: 2 || P: 4 || HIT: 1 || SB: 2 || SHT: 31 || SHT%: 6.45 S51 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 1 || SB: 5 || SHT: 55 || SHT%: 5.45 S52 MAN: GP: 19 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || HIT: 10 || SB: 4 || SHT: 61 || SHT%: 9.84 S53 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || HIT: 7 || SB: 7 || SHT: 22 || SHT%: 4.55 S54 MAN: GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 0 || P: 1 || HIT: 0 || SB: 5 || SHT: 9 || SHT%: 11.11 S55 MAN: GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 6 || P: 6 || HIT: 5 || SB: 3 || SHT: 13 || SHT%: 0.00 CAREER: GP: 82 || G: 24 || A: 33 || P: 57 || HIT: 38 || SB: 33 || SHT: 283 || SHT%: 8.48 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S44 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || HIT: 21 || SB: 1 || SHT: 18 || SHT%: 11.11 S45 FIN: GP: 10 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 1 || SHT: 20 || SHT%: 15.00 S46 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 2 || P: 6 || HIT: 14 || SB: 1 || SHT: 28 || SHT%: 14.29 S47 FIN: GP: 13 || G: 7 || A: 6 || P: 13 || HIT: 15 || SB: 2 || SHT: 37 || SHT%: 19.44 S48 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 2 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 9.52 S49 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 7 || P: 13 || HIT: 3 || SB: 3 || SHT: 54 || SHT%: 11.11 S50 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || HIT: 1 || SB: 3 || SHT: 45 || SHT%: 6.67 S51 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 8 || P: 9 || HIT: 0 || SB: 3 || SHT: 35 || SHT%: 2.86 S52 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 6 || P: 9 || HIT: 4 || SB: 5 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 7.69 S53 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 13 || P: 19 || HIT: 13 || SB: 12 || SHT: 51 || SHT%: 11.76 S54 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 5 || A: 14 || P: 19 || HIT: 20 || SB: 20 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 12.50 S55 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || HIT: 9 || SB: 15 || SHT: 50 || SHT%: 2.00 CAREER: GP: 143 || G: 45 || A: 72 || P: 117 || HIT: 120 || SB: 68 || SHT: 460 || SHT%: 9.78 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
#16 Jesper Aittokallio || C || Maine Timber || 211 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jesper Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 16 Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA (Plays for Finland) Birthday: S44 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S61 MET: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
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In college we tricked our greedy roomate (important to note this dude would just eat/drink other peoples stuff without a into drinking a 2L of mountain dew that was 50% laxitives. A while later he popped up out his chair, grabbed his ass, whispered loudly "OH GOD" and ran out of the room towards the bathroom.
In the same day we tricked him into eating a chocolate cupcake which had "sprinkles" which were actually shoe polish chunks. Also it was sprayed with lysol.
A dolphin swims into a bar and sees his friends there at a table. "Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?" Its really a terrible joke but I find myself saying "whale whale whale," often.
Usually, when I'm playing for a team, I like to share tidbits about what's happening around me instead of an actual prank. To those who are familiar with me, my life in Brazil isn't exactly normal and so there's usually plenty of wild shenanigans to talk about.
The one that comes to mind the quickest has to be the time I woke up to a notification on Whatsapp talking about porn-acting tryouts. Personally, I found it a bit of a pisstake when I saw it, they expected people to
pay to expose their sausages for someone to check size, girth and all that jazz. And this was even during the pandemic, imagine having to pay, get told you're too small, then end up bedridden because you got the virus. Hell of a package. Well, not literally but you get what I mean.
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
That's my favorite dad joke.
My second favorite dad joke is:
Why do divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy
Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame | Buffalo Stampede Co-GM ——————————— CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS: 1x Challenge Cup (S17) 2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24) 1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23) 1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22) 2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24) 2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21) 2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23) 2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24) First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era Second most points in a season in the 52 game era Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14 ——————————— CAREER STATS: 758 GP: 265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points
Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake Jersey Number: 35 Height: 6ft 8in Weight: 225 lbs Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia ——————————— Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede ——————————— SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS: S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1 S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2 S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8 S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS: S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1 S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0 ——————————— SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS: S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1 S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16 S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12 S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38 S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12 S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19 S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16 S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18 S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34 S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44 S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20 S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34 S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26 S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26 S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34 S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20 S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20 TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389 SHL PLAYOFF STATS: S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4 S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4 S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2 S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2 S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0 S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2 S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0 S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10 S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2 S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4 S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40 ——————————— AWARDS AND ACCOLADES: S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy S57 Four Star Cup Champion S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP S58 SMJHL First All Star Team S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie S60 Challenge Cup Champion S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain S64 Aidan Richan Award S69 SHL All Star S71 Challenge Cup Champion
Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken --------------------------------------------- Charmed, I'm sure --------------------------------------------- Jersey Number: 0 Height: 4 ft 10in Weight: 290 lbs Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania --------------------------------------------- Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74 Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75 --------------------------------------------- REGULAR SEASON STATS S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109 --------------------------------------------- PLAYOFF STATS S74: DNQ --------------------------------------------- AWARDS AND ACCOLADES Fuckin' nothing so far. Or probably ever.
❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤
I think a great running joke is @
dmills3 's height. It always makes me laugh, it makes everyone else laugh, it makes mills laugh (maybe).
Just a fantastic joke that never gets old
Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Hamilton | Great Britain | S71 - | 1253 TPE
Age: 23
Height: 6'4
Weight: 220 lbs Birthplace: Stockport, England Player Type: Old-School Defenseman Number: 22
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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks
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GP: 455 | G: 33 | A: 152 | P: 185 | B: 1,166 | -42 ---------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60 ----------------------------------------
SMJHL Playoffs GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6
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SHL Regular Season GP: 66 | G: 05 | A: 25 | P: 30 | B: 108 | +17 ---------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs GP: 14 | G: 04 | A: 05 | P: 09 | B: 20 | +7 ----------------------------------------
WJC GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3 ----------------------------------------
IIHF GP: 27 | G: 01 | A: 01 | P: 02 | B: 09 | -3 ----------------------------------------
Achievements
(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season
(S71) All-Defense Team
(S71) WJC Silver Medal
(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader (S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots
(S74) Four Star Cup Champion
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Teams
(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons
(S75-) Hamilton Steelhawks
Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE Age: 37 Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs Birthplace: Stockport, England Player Type: Power Forward Number: 22
---------------------------------------- (S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons (S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades
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CAREER
GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191 ----------------------------------------
SMJHL Regular Season TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13 ---------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14 ---------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157 ---------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5 ---------------------------------------- WJC TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2 ---------------------------------------- IIHF
TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28 ---------------------------------------- Achievements (S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team (S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie) (S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit (S53) Eastern Conference All-Star (S53) Four Star Cup Champion (S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL (S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ) (S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader) (S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)
(S54) WJC Silver Medal (S54) IIHF Silver Medal (S55) IIHF Gold Medal (S56) IIHF Silver Medal (S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie) (S56) All-Rookie Team (S57) IIHF Silver Medal
(S58) IIHF Silver Medal
(S59) Western Conference All-Star
(S59) Challenge Cup Champion
(S60) IIHF Silver Medal
(S61) Western Conference All-Star
(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward)
(S61) IIHF Gold Medal
(S62) Challenge Cup Champion
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(S56-65) Texas Renegades
(S66) Seattle Argnoauts
(S67) Los Angeles Panthers
(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda
(S69) Los Angeles Panthers
William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 -
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CAREER
Regular Season | 134-109-21
Postseason | 23-17
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SMJHL Regular Season
(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th
(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th
(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd
(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th
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SMJHL Playoffs (S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4
(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3
(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4
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Achievements
(S74) Four Star Cup Champion
(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)
11-17-2021, 05:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-18-2021, 05:40 PM by StadiumGambler .)
Something I found kinda funny that I saw recently was during the Canada vs. Mexico World Cup qualifiers, where left-back Sam Adekugbe did a dead fish dive into a snowbank while celebrating. I'd post a picture but Google is being uncooperative and I can't get a good one.
Reno
“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
Willow Söderberg-Snooks || RD || Regina Elk || S69- Name: Willow Söderberg-Snooks Birthplace: Östersund, Sweden Height: 5'7" Weight: 150 Number: 97 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Stats S69 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 20 | PTS: 21 | BLK: 198 | +/-: -9 S70 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 12 | PTS: 16 | BLK: 247 | +/-: -10 S71 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | PTS: 25 | BLK: 294 | +/-: 15 S72 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 12 | PTS: 16 | BLK: 247 | +/-: 10 S73 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 32 | PTS: 42 | BLK: 137 | +/-: -24 S74 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 45 | PTS: 63 | BLK: 137 | +/-: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Stats S69 | REG | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | PTS: 2 | BLK: 11 | +/-: -2 S71 | REG | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 6 | PTS: 7 | BL K: 45 | +/-: 6
S72 | REG | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | PTS: 4 | BL K: 10 | +/-: 0 S73 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 1 | PTS: 2 | BLK: 12 | +/-: -4 S74 | SFP | GP: 17 | G: 3 | A: 5 | PTS: 8 | BLK: 23 | +/-: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements Drafted 24th OA by Regina Elk Drafted 7th OA by San Francisco Pride Evgeni Petrov || G || Newfoundland Berserkers/Atlanta Inferno || S58-S69 Name: Evgeni Petrov Birthplace: Volgograd, Russia Height: 6'6'' Weight: 200 lbs Number: 97 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Stats S58 | NL | GP: 21 | W: 14 | L: 6 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.15 | SV%: 0.894 | SO: 5 S59 | NL | GP: 22 | W: 12 | L: 6 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.28 | SV%: 0.896 | SO: 3 S60 | NL | GP: 44 | W: 38 | L: 4 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: 0.914 | SO: 3 S61 | NL | GP: 39 | W: 22 | L: 13 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.44 | SV%: 0.914 | SO: 3 S62 | ATL | GP: 22 | W: 9 | L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 3.20 | SV%: 0.908 | SO: 2 S63 | ATL | GP: 28 | W: 15 | L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.83 | SV%: 0.917 | SO: 1 S64 | ATL | GP: 52 | W: 31 | L: 15 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.75 | SV%: 0.915 | SO: 6 S65 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 27 | L: 17 | OTL: 4 | GAA: 2.96 | SV%: 0.913 | SO: 3 S66 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 36 | L: 11 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.52 | SV%: 0.905 | SO: 5 S67 | ATL | GP: 48 | W: 34 | L: 12 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.63 | SV%: 0.911 | SO: 6 S68 | ATL | GP: 48 | W: 36 | L: 11 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.51 | SV%: 0.919 | SO: 4 S69 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 29 | L: 15 | OTL: 4 | GAA: 3.38 | SV%: 0.888 | SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Stats S59 | NL | GP: 2 | W: 0 | L: 0 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 4.65 | SV%: 0.889 | SO: S60 | NL | GP: 14 | W: 10 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.71 | SV%: 0.923 | SO: 3 S61 | NL | GP: 14 | W: 8 | L: 5 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.54 | SV%: 0.919 | SO: 0 S63 | ATL | GP: 1 | W: 0 | L: 0 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 3.54 | SV%: 0.875 | SO: 0 S64 | ATL | GP: 21 | W: 13 | L: 7 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.94 | SV%: 0.928 | SO: 0 S65 | ATL | GP: 12 | W: 7 | L: 3 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.87 | SV%: 0.913 | SO: 0 S66 | ATL | GP: 21 | W: 16 | L: 5 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.86 | SV%: 0.889 | SO: 2 S67 | ATL | GP: 11 | W: 7 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.95 | SV%: 0.891 | SO: 0 S68 | ATL | GP: 12 | W: 7 | L: 4 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.92 | SV%: 0.889 | SO: 0 S69 | ATL | GP: 14 | W: 7 | L: 7 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 3.58 | SV%: 0.875 | SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements Drafted 15th OA by Newfoundland Berserkers Drafted 34th OA by Atlanta Inferno All time Berserker of the Game Leader S60 Cedric Robinson Award Winner S60 Four Star Cup Champion S66 Challenge Cup Champion S67 John McBride Award Winner S68 John McBride Award Winner
Merica
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? Well, it’s In case they get a hole in one, of course.
S2, S5, S18, S22 Challenge Cup Champion
Hall Of Famers: (S7) Alex Reay | (S28) Daniel Merica
LW- Daniel Merica | Rage | Hall of Fame REGULAR SEASON STATS: S15 | SEA | 50 GP | 11 G | 9 A | 20 PTS |15 H | 2 GWG S16 | SEA | 50 GP | 8 G | 7 A | 15 PTS | 9 H S17 | SEA | 50 GP | 18 G | 17 A | 35 PTS | 20 H | 3 GWG S18 | SEA | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 PTS | 89 H | 3 GWG S19 | SEA | 50 GP | 17 G | 33 A | 50 PTS | 23 H | 2 GWG S20 | SEA | 52 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 PTS | 52 H | 5 GWG S21 | MAN| 52 GP | 22 G | 31 A | 53 PTS | 41 H | 6 GWG S22 | MAN| 52 GP | 23 G | 35 A | 58 PTS |154 H| 1 GWG S23 | MAN| 52 GP | 22 G | 23 A | 45 PTS | 105 H| 2 GWG S24 | MAN| 52 GP | 16 G | 21 A | 37 PTS | 95 H | 1 GWG S25 | MAN| 50 GP | 17 G | 20 A | 37 PTS |92 H S26 | TEX | 50 GP | 18 G | 20 A | 38 PTS | 37 h AWARDS S15 SMJHL MVP S18 Challenge Cup Champion S21 1st Team All-Star S22 1st Team All-Star S22 Challenge Cup Champion S28 1st Ballot Hall of Famer LW- Daniel Merica Jr. | Stampede | TPE: 1,013 SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS: S59 | ANA | 66 GP | 9 G | 6 A | 15 P | 100.4 PDO | S60 | ANA | 66 GP | 14 G | 16 A | 30 P | 100.2 PDO | S61 | STL | 66 GP | 17 G | 12 A | 29 P | 99.2 PDO AWARDS: S61 WJC GOLD MEDAL+ GWG SMJHL TRANSACTIONS: S59: Drafted 22nd Overall by Anaheim Outlaws S61: Traded to St. Louis Scarecrows SHL TRANSACTIONS: S60: Drafted 16th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora S62: Traded to Buffalo Stampede for S65 2nd
Thanks to Ragnar, Wasty and myself for the sigs.
Trying to think of a joke that wont get me in trouble here is quite difficult I like that dark humor stuff but k know thats not going slide
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What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes? How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? Why is pirating so addictive?
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I'm watching the movie Dude Where's My Car, the scene where they kiss eachother at the red light. I forgot how funny this movie was. Zoltan
One time on april fools the atlanta gms, who are very funny people, decided to do this very funny thing where they changed the lr to be the seattle argonauts lr and change their profile pictures and nicknames to the ones of the seattle gms, so when i woke up, i was so confused, because it wasnt the atlanta discord anymore, it was the seattle one, but i wasnt on the seattle argonauts roster. Turns out it was all a prank, it wasnt really the seattle discord! Silly Gms!
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Paul Koivu || RW || Anchorage Armada/Hamilton Steelhawks || S62 || Also a bust Name: Paul Koivu Birthplace: Montreal,Canada Height: 5'11'' Weight: 178 lbs Number: 62 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Stats S61 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | +/-: 2 S62 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 29 | P: 40 | +/-: 29 S63 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 32 | P: 47 | +/-: 0 S64 | ANC | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 20 | P: 42 | +/-: -51 S65 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: -33 S66 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 39 | P: 63 | +/-: -34 S67 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 33 | P: 58 | +/-: -7 S68 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 42 | P: 81 | +/-: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Stats S61 | ANC | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 2 | P: 7 | +/-: 8 S62 | ANC | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 6 | P: 10 | +/-: 2 S63 | ANC | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: - S64 | ANC | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 S65 | NEW | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: - S66 | NEW | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: - S67 | NEW | GP: 4| G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6 S68 | NEW | GP: 5| G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements Drafted 2nd OA by the Anchorage Armada Drafted 8th OA by the Manhattan Rage S63 Brandon Holmes Trophy (Best defensive Forward) S63 WJC Silver Medal S64 WJC Gold Medal S66 All-Star Team | | | |
Simon LeBlanc || D || Kelowna Knights/Atlanta Inferno || S47-S61 || Absolute Bust || Retired Name: Simon LeBlanc Birthplace: Montreal,Canada Height: 5'11'' Weight: 180 lbs Number: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Stats S47 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 28 | SOG: 17 | HT: 57 | SB: 46 S48 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P:17 | +/-: -1 | PIM : 56 | SOG: 23 | HT: 60 | SB: 39 S49 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 23 | P:29 | +/-: 3 | PIM : 30 | SOG: 40 | HT: 55 | SB: 62 S50 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 35 | P: 38 | +/-: 0 | PIM : 69 | SOG: 41 | HT: 105 | SB: 61 S51 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 9 | P: 11 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 67 | SOG: 7 | HT: 77 | SB: 61 S52 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 35 | SOG: 16 | HT: 101 | SB: 61 S53 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 11 | P: 15 | +/-: 26 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 68 | HT: 76 | SB: 76 S54 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 11 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 87 | HT: 100 | SB: 80 S55 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: -15 | PIM : 8 | SOG: 81 | HT: 91 | SB: 148 S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 16 | P: 18 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 26 | SOG: 100 | HT: 92 | SB: 115 S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 27 | P: 34 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 52 | SOG: 175 | HT: 140 | SB: 140 S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: 12 | PIM : 30 | SOG: 137 | HT: 130 | SB: 218 S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 19 | P: 29 | +/-: -14 | PIM : 37 | SOG: 152 | HT: 111 | SB: 222 S60 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: 25 | PIM : 10 | SOG: 169 | HT: 127 | SB: 170 S61 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 28 | SOG: 136 | HT: 118 | SB: 146 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Stats S47 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 8 | SOG: 3 | HT: 10 | SB: 7 S48 | KEL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 6 | SOG: 1 | HT: 13 | SB: 6 S49 | KEL | GP: 17 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: -11 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 17 | HT: 15 | SB: 23 S50 | KEL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 3 | HT: 13 | SB: 5 S51 | LAP | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 14 | SOG: 5 | HT: 26 | SB: 28 S52 | LAP | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM : 0 | SOG: 2 | HT: 16 | SB: 5 S53 | LAP | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 17 | HT: 22 | SB: 16 S54 | LAP | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -1 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 13 | HT: 18 | SB: 35 S55 | LAP | GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | +/-: - | PIM : - | SOG: - | HT: - | SB: - S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -13 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 15 | HT: 11 | SB: 26 S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 16 | HT: 12 | SB: 38 S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 4 | PIM : 4 | SOG: 20 | HT: 11 | SB: 26 S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | PIM : 0 | SOG: 11 | HT: 15 | SB: 19 S60 | ATL | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 3 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 26 | HT: 23 | SB: 39 S61 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0| A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -4 | PIM : 2 | SOG: 10 | HT: 6 | SB: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements Drafted 30th OA by Kelowna S47 WJC Gold Medal with Canada Drafted 25th OA by LA Panthers S48 WJC Gold Medal with Canada S50 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Award(Best Defenseman) First SHL Goal(S51 - Game 19) S50 WJC Silver Medal S51 WJC Gold as WJC GM of Canada S54 IIHF Gold as Canada Co Fedhead S55 Traded to Atlanta Inferno S56 IIHF Gold as Co Fedhead and player S57 IIHF Gold S60 Named Captain of the Atlanta Inferno
The joke that gets me every time is the apology letter in Elf. Elf writes out an apology for destroying his families lives and "cramming 11 cookies into the vcr". calling it a vcr implies that he knows what it is and makes the act of cramming cookies into even more outrageous.
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