Please pick ONE prompt to write about. Do not mix and match prompts. Identify the prompt you are using in your submission - Copying and pasting the prompt will deduct from your word count so if you do this make sure YOUR submission is 150+ words excluding the prompt.

PROMPT 1- Your franchise's social media team came up to you with a short video they want to film and post on the team's twitter page, in which you will play a prank on a teammate by dressing as a reporter and asking them questions.

Written Task: You will be infiltrating a teammate's press conference as a reporter and asking questions to illicit the funniest answers for your team's twitter. Whose press conference is it, what do you ask, and how do they respond? Do you try to make them annoyed, laugh, cry, etc? (150+ words)

Graphic Task: Depict this press conference for your team's twitter. Label the player being interviewed, your player posing as a reporter, and include 2 speech bubbles, one from your player with the question, and the other from the player giving an answer to it.

PROMPT 2- Maybe the social media team went with someone with a little more personality than you...

Written Task:  Play out an interview with your player and the press. You can switch between bold/italics and regular text to differentiate between the two parties involved. Ask any questions you think are relevant, it could be about a certain game, season, cup win, whatever you choose. Include your player's answers to the questions (150+ words).

Graphic Task:- Depict an interview with your player and the press. Include a question from the press (the press member might be offscreen) and the response from your player render. MUST include at least 30 words for questions/answers total.

You will receive 3 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

All responses are due on Sunday, January 30rd at 11:59 CST. NOTE: IF YOU SUBMIT/EDIT AFTER THE DEADLINE YOU WILL RECEIVE REDUCED/NO TPE.

Affiliate claims from either PBE or ISFL or that WSLB thing are accepted; link directly to your post and note if your username is different there.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. The graders reserve the right to determine malicious intent, after discussion with me. You will not be warned.

This task is for SHL players and send downs only, it is not for SMJHL rookies.

Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it

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Pt PASS

Drafted 2nd round 21st Pick by the Winnipeg Jets in S55 SHL Entry Draft 

GM of the UCORCAL in the WJC S55

S55 WJC Gold Medalist GM/Player for UCORCAL

Management Role for Russia in the IIHF

Recent Management Role / Head Coach for Winnipeg Aurora in SHL 

CO-GM St. Louis Scarecrows S57-S60

GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows S61-S72

S72 Challenge Cup Champion

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Written Task:  Play out an interview with your player and the press. You can switch between bold/italics and regular text to differentiate between the two parties involved. Ask any questions you think are relevant, it could be about a certain game, season, cup win, whatever you choose. Include your player's answers to the questions (150+ words).

In a sit down interview with Ben Jammin, legendary sports reporter Dan Murphy gets an exclusive chance to go 1 on 1 with the promising young defensemen who currently plays on the Kelowna Knights down in the juniors.

Dan Murphy: Ben, thank you for your time to sit down with me, firstly how has your time with Kelowna been?

Ben Jammin: Hi Dan, thanks for having me! I remember growing up watching you interview people so it feels surreal that I'm sitting across from you getting interviewed. I would say it has been interesting to say the least. I am grateful to have made the playoffs so far during my time in Kelowna, but us getting swept two seasons in a row during the second round of the playoffs has left a sour taste in my mouth and hopefully we can overcome that mountain this season.

Dan Murphy: Next up, what are your SHL career plans with the recent announcement that Inf1d3l has decided to step down as the MTL GM?

Ben Jammin: That is a tough one to answer Murph, was extremely excited to build a bright future in MTL with Inf and the rest of the young core, but with Inf stepping back from the league. My future is up in the air and I would have to have a private talk with the next MTL GM to see what would be best for both parties. I'm not entirely closing the door on MTL, but it has been a bit disheartening to see the franchise go through 4 GM's in only a few seasons since I came here during the expansion draft. 

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  [S62]  Ben Jammin - LD     |     Winnipeg Aurora     |       Chicago Syndicate     |      Kelowna Knights 
Drafted by the Kelowna Knights - Round 1 #3rd overall S61 SMJHL Entry Draft 

Drafted by the Montreal Patriotes - Round 1 #7th overall S62 SHL Entry Draft 

Traded from the Montreal Patriotes to the Chicago Syndicate - S63 Trade Deadline

Sign and trade from the Chicago Syndicate to the Winnipeg Aurora - S75 Off-Season
Birth Place: Vancouver, BC Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S65 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 11  | A : 18  | P : 29  | +/- : +25 

S66 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 5    | A : 34  | P : 39  | +/- : +44 
S67 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 7    | A : 20  | P : 27  | +/- : +28 

S68 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 3    | A : 20  | P : 23  | +/- : +23

S69 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 6    | A : 30  | P : 36  | +/- : +48 

S70 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 15  | A : 32  | P : 47  | +/- : +25 

S71 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 13  | A : 36  | P : 49  | +/- : +30 

S72 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 16  | A : 36  | P : 52  | +/- : +29 

S73 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 14  | A : 35  | P : 49  | +/- : +1 

S74 CHI | GP : 66  | G : 17  | A : 41  | P : 58  | +/- : -9 

S75 WPG | GP : 66  | G : 12  | A : 32  | P : 44  | +/- : +29

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SHL Playoff Statstitics:
S65 CHI | GP : 17  | G : 2  | A : 6  | P : 8  | +/- : +5 
S66 CHI | GP : 14  | G : 1  | A : 2  | P : 3  | +/- : +5
S67 CHI | GP : 7  | G : 1  | A : 1  | P : 2  | +/- : -2 
S68 CHI | GP : 15  | G : 0   | A : 6  | P : 6  | +/- : -3

S69 CHI | GP : 7  | G : 1   | A : 2  | P : 3  | +/- : +1

S70 CHI | GP : 11  | G : 1  | A : 7  | P : 8  | +/- : +9

S71 CHI | GP : 12  | G : 1  | A : 4  | P : 5  | +/- : +2

S72 CHI | GP : 12  | G : 3  | A : 5  | P : 8  | +/- : +1

S73 CHI | GP : 11  | G : 1  |  A : 3  | P : 4  | +/- : -8 

S74 CHI | GP : 5  | G : 1  |  A : 0  | P : 1  | +/- : -2

S75 WPG | GP : 6  | G : 0  | A : 1  | P : 1 | +/- : -10 

  (Retired) [S46]  James Truong - LW/RW    |     Edmonton Blizzard   |    Montreal Patriotes
Drafted by the Edmonton Blizzard - Round 4 #54th overall S46 SHL Entry Draft 
Birth Place: Vancouver, BC Canada
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S49 Challenge Cup Champion
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S50 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 11  | A : 11  | P : 22  | +/- : -3
S51 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 10  | A : 19  | P : 29  | +/-: 3 
S52 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 14  | A : 20  | P : 34  | +/-: 8
S53 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 15  | A : 28  | P : 43  | +/-: 16
S54 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 11  | A : 28  | P : 39  | +/-: 12 
S55 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 18  | A : 28  | P : 46  | +/-: 27 
S56 EDM | GP : 50  | G : 15  | A : 29  | P : 44  | +/-: 27 
S57 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 29  | A : 30  | P : 59  | +/-: 47 
S58 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 15  | A : 42  | P : 57  | +/-: 32 
S59 EDM | GP : 66  | G : 18  | A : 27  | P : 45  | +/-: 10 
S60 MTL  | GP : 66  | G : 24  | A : 33  | P : 57  | +/- : -28 
S61 MTL  | GP : 66  | G : 12  | A : 32  | P : 44  | +/- : -10 
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Thank you @High Stick King @OrbitingDeath @Ragnar @Tesla for the player signatures! 

I would pick my GM, AgentSmith, to interview. After all, what is more fun than pranking your boss? I’m pretty sure he would have a good sense of humor about it, otherwise I might be on the trade block. I wouldn’t ask him a single question about hockey, but about other random topics. For example, I’m really interested in whether he would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck. Or what would he do with it if someone gave him a lion. I would make him say who his favorite player on the team is. Hopefully no one gets their feelings hurt by this line of questioning. The goal here is to see what kind of creative answers he could come up with on the fly, and to make him laugh. I’m not a jerk and I don’t want to see him cry. That’s reserved for after games we lose. Then crying is appropriate. I would also conduct this interview wearing a giant sombrero.

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Sig credits: OrbitingDeath & enigmatic

Deth Klaw || Defenseman || Anchorage Armada/Montreal Patriotes || 350 TPE




Miguel Hefeweizen || SPF/WPG (retired) || S58-75 || 2077 Peak TPE

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Graphic Task:- Depict an interview with your player and the press. Include a question from the press (the press member might be offscreen) and the response from your player render. MUST include at least 30 words for questions/answers total.

[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE 
Born: S39
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 188 lbs
Number: 86
Position: Hybrid Defender
Birth Place: Vienna, Austria
Residence: Toronto, Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00
S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02
S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01
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SMJHL Post Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00
S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary
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Timeline:
S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history.
S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship




Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 
Alias: the Augment
Born: 9/4/1995
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 19
Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149
S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144
S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152
S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199
S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18|  -05| SHT: 166
S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185
S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177
S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196
S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193
S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252
S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14|  -03| SHT: 216
S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206
S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214
S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213
S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208
S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193
S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178
S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124
S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02
S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28
S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06
S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12
S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16
S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19
S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00
S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|:  -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04
S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10
S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04
S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107|
S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145|
S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130|
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17|
S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| :  +2| PIM: 12| H: 31|
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International Hockey Statistics (IIHF):
S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16
S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| :  -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25
S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32
S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38
S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47
S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44
S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51
S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42
S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36
S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61
S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61
S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56
S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton
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Contracts:
S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna
S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton
S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary
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Awards:
S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie
S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP
S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player
S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User
S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award
S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward
S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29)
S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
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Timeline:
S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton
S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons
S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria
S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF
S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons
S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee
S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department
S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216)
S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208)
S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47
S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years
S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48
S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award
S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy
S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player)
S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship)
S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’
S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons
S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585)
S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL
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Trades:
S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons
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TPE at the start of each season:
S37 - 751 TPE
S38 - 937 TPE
S39 - 1,114 TPE
S40 - 1,298 TPE
S41 - 1,465 TPE
S42 - 1,646 TPE
S42 - 1,858 TPE
S43 - 2,041 TPE
S44 - 2,109 TPE
S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final)



Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present  
Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114
Seasons: 4
Playoffs: 4
Series Wins: 3
Challenge Cups: 0
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Regular Season Record:
S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44
- Division Winner
- 1st Round Bye
- Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals
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S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62
- Division Winner
- Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton
- Western Conference Championship Series
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S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Wins against: Los Angeles
- Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals
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S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Lost to Seatlle in round 1


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Vaseline Podcalzone is usually not much of a prankster, but if he could attempt to do a little trolling on his teammates, he will gladly do so. He first asks Kermit Murphy "hey how do you get the beeg yoshi?", and then Kermit looks back at him and makes the iconic kermit shock face (you know, the one and only kermit shock face).

He then asks JURT (now JUST after his wedding with Gunnar over the off-season) if he wants pizza, in order to recreate the iconic image of JURT (now JUST) eating pizza during a postgame presser during the playoffs last season, when the Seattle Argonauts defeated the Calgary Dragons.

Finally, he will ask the legendary Liam Slate how he likes his noodles, an inside joke on the player's unique trait of dousing a bowl of Kraft Dinner macaroni and cheese with as much ketchup as you can possibly imagine. Slate looks back at him confused, but then gladly pulls out a bowl of ketchup noodles for everyone to see.

Vaseline Podcalzone | LW | SEA "C" |

S55 SMJHL Draft: Round 3, 31st overall (NL)

S56 SHL Draft: Round 2, 23rd overall (SEA)

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S55 | NL | 50GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | 6PIM | 33 Hits

S56 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 17A | 28P | 8PIM | 109 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | 32PIM | 153 Hits

S58 | NL "C"| 66GP | 21G | 20A | 41P | 8PIM | 119 Hits

TOTAL | 232GP | 50G | 72A | 122 P | 54PIM | 414 Hits

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SMJHL Playoffs Stats

S55 | NL | 17GP | 0G | 4A | 4P | 12PIM | 20 Hits

S56 | NL | 17GP | 3G | 1A | 4P | 2PIM | 32 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 11GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | 0PIM | 40 Hits

S58 | NL "C" | 15GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | 10PIM | 33 Hits

TOTAL | 60GP | 9G | 23A | 32P | 24PIM | 125 Hits

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SHL Regular Season Stats

S59 | SEA | 66GP | 17G | 19A | 36P | 18PIM | 107 Hits 

S60 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 14G | 16A | 30P | 30PIM | 117 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 22G | 20A | 42P | 23PIM | 117 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 17G | 25A | 42P | 6PIM | 141 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 27G | 20A | 47P | 22PIM | 143 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 52A | 71P | 10PIM | 157 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 40G | 44A | 84P | 27PIM | 147 Hits 

S66 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 36A | 57P | 38PIM | 146 Hits 

S67 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 38PIM | 133 Hits 

S68 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 30G | 56A | 86P | 36PIM | 152 Hits 

S69 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 42PIM | 151 Hits 

S70 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 59A | 74P | 36PIM | 162 Hits 

S71 | SEA “C”| 66GP | 25G | 36A | 61P | 62PIM | 150 Hits 

S72 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 34A | 49P | 39PIM | 87 Hits 

S73 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 24G | 28A | 52P | 28PIM | 97 Hits

S74 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 20A | 39P | 54PIM | 121 Hits 

S75 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 22A | 43P | 52 PIM | 107 Hits 

S76 | SEA "C"|

TOTAL | 1122GP | 384G | 587A | 971P | 561PIM | 2235 Hits

***

SHL Playoff Stats

S59 | SEA | 10GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 0PIM | 11 Hits

S60 | SEA "A"| 7GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | 0PIM | 14 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 0PIM | 9 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0PIM | 32 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 6G | 6A | 12P | 0PIM | 24 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | 2PIM | 15 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 6GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 2PIM | 13 Hits

S66 | SEA "C"| 22GP | 5G | 19A | 24P | 10PIM | 56 Hits

S67 | SEA "C"| 23GP | 10G | 18A | 28P | 4PIM | 45 Hits

S68 | SEA "C"| 21GP | 12G | 15A | 27P | 10PIM | 52 Hits

S69 | SEA "C"| 16GP | 6G | 16A | 22P | 10PIM | 47 Hits

S70 | SEA "C"| 13GP | 5G | 11A | 16P | 6PIM | 28 Hits

S71 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | 2 PIM | 15 Hits
S72 | SEA "C"| 5GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | 6 PIM | 3 Hits

TOTAL | 166GP | 57G | 104A | 161P | 52PIM | 364 Hits 

***

S55 Four Star Cup

S58 Volsungr Award

S58 Vaseline Podcalzone Award

S58 Berserker of the Year

SHL S59 All-Rookie

S59 Jesster Finalist

S64 Richan Finalist

SEA Franchise Points Leader

S67 Challenge Cup

5x SHL All-Star (S60, S64, S65, S67, S75)

S68 Challenge Cup

S68 Dar Finalist

Beeg Yoshi | Management | REG GM |

NL Scout S58

NL Coach S59-S61

S60 Four Star Cup (Coach)

NL Co-GM S62-S64

S62 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

REG Co-GM S72-S75

REG Interim Head GM S75

REG Head GM S75-

#1: Valor usually does not like getting into her teammate’s heads, but when she does decide to add a little bit of spice onto her teammates, there’s a preferred style that she uses that never gets old and that it festers for many days. For example, she once asked teammate, #A-Rye Izzy, "why do you have a # in your name? Is your mom an IBM computer or something?!?" Another such example of Videl’s terror on her teammates was against Barry Batsbak, where she replaced all the reporters with recordings of the reporters on a couple of baseball bats, and Batsbak was confused, until they all start playing never gonna give you up, and Batsbak ran off the podium.
The final and probably the most evil prank was when she pranked Joseph Weston, and jumpscared him disguised as Kitty, the dragons famous pet tiger and mascot. Sometimes you have to troll your teammates to get them to respect you. (162 words)

Prompt 2

HOF Hockey Reporter: Did you think... <mumble> the last 2 years you've been amongst the tops in your division and you showed a lot of maturity but now you've lost a bunch of games in a row twice. Did you think your team was past that? Not getting into these long losing streaks?
Spack Jarrow: Sure. Yeah.

HOF Hockey Reporter: Uh... lots of reasons for why the Armada are playing the way they are in terms of winning and losing. What do you think is the number one reason for the losses now? Is... is there one thing in your own mind where you are saying 'we gotta get better at that'?
Spack Jarrow: Ye-yeah we have to get better at everything.

HOF Hockey Reporter: Would you like to expand on that?
Spack Jarrow: Nope. You can do that. You know everything.

HOF Hockey Reporter: Why are you so pissy Spack?
Spack Jarrow: Hmm?

HOF Hockey Reporter: Why are you so pissy?
Spack Jarrow: I'm not! I'm just answering your ques--

HOF Hockey Reporter: Yeah you are! Whenever I ask you a question.
Spack Jarrow: I gave you an answer.

HOF Hockey Reporter: Not very good one.
Spack Jarrow: OK.

HOF Hockey Reporter: I have one more for ya'. Spack, you are showing your frustration on the ice <heavy breath> last game against Nevada. Is that a good thing when you show it <mumble> the other team knows you are frustrated.
Spack Jarrow: Yeah, it's a great thing. For sure.

HOF Hockey Reporter: Good.
Spack Jarrow: Yep.


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Spack Jarrow    |    S65 to S66                                                                         SHL   |         Aurora
                                                                 ···
POSITION      HAND     HGT      WGT                                     LINE     PP    PK     TPE
Left Wing       Right       5'10       185                                           2       X      X   1,400+
                                                                 ···
SHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora               66      18      30      48    +3      94      32      16:49
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               66      16      25      41   +28      53      26       18:21
                                                                 ···
SHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora                 5        1        3        4     +2        7        2       17:06
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               14        5        2        7      -9      12        0       18:41
                                                                 ···
SHL - HISTORY
·  S62 - Drafted 1st Round, 4th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora of the SHL.
                                                                 ···


                       |    S61 to S64                                                                      SMJHL   |        Armada
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64   Anchorage Armada          66      23      27     50     -34     86      32      22:07
·  63   Anchorage Armada          66      28      34     62      -1      79       12       21:51
·  62   Anchorage Armada          66      22      44     66       0     100      12       19:05
·  61    Anchorage Armada          66      13      19      32     +9      68      26      14:42
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64    Anchorage Armada           4        1         2        3      -1        8         0     22:03
·  63    Anchorage Armada                               --- Missed Playoffs ---
·  62    Anchorage Armada         14        3        6        9     +1       24         6     19:09
·  61    Anchorage Armada          10        2        5        7     +8       15         0     14:20
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - EXHIBITION
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  61    Mexico City Aztecs          40      12      14      26      -8        -       28       17:13
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - HISTORY
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Elias Armia Trophy (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Hall of Fame.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S63 - News - Anchorage Forward of the Year Award named Spack Jarrow Award.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Raymond Lindsay Trophy (MVP as voted on by the league).
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S61 - Contest (Winner) - Won all-star logo contest.
·  S61 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S61 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S61 - Role - Voted as Captain of the Anchorage Armada.
·  S61 - Drafted 1st Round, 13th Overall by Anchorage Armada of the SMJHL.
                                                                 ···


                       |    S61 to S66                                                                         IIHF   |   Switzerland
                                                                 ···
IIHF - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland              12        2        5       7     +3        11        6      16:41
·  65   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +1        16        4      14:50
·  64   Team Switzerland              12        1        1       2      -4         8         2       9:53
·  63   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +2         1         2       7:14
                                                                 ···
IIHF - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         1        0      14:39
·  65   Team Switzerland               3        0        1        1      +1         5        0      12:41
·  64   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         0        0       8:52
·  63   Team Switzerland               3        0        0       0      -2         1         2       6:45
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                       12        4        3        7     +4        9        8      18:35
·  62   Team DACH                       12        1         3       4      -4       12        2      18:32
·  61    Team World                       12        1        3        4       0       17       10      14:51
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                        2        1         1        2        0        6        0      22:13
·  62   Team DACH                        2        1         0        1       -1        5        0      21:48
·  61    Team World                        1        0         1        1      +2        1         0      15:42
                                                                 ···
IIHF & WORLD JUNIORS - HISTORY
·  S65 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Gold with Team Switzerland.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Silver with Team Switzerland.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S61 - News - Transferred to Team Switzerland of the IIHF.
                                                                 ···

PBE Affiliate

Juni Panda | RW | #22 | Manhattan Rage | Retired
Birthplace: Skanör med Falsterbo, Sweden
Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 210lbs

Fight Record: 14 W/12 L

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

       54   |  COL  |  19 | 01 | 01 | 02 | -7   |    2  |  2 

      55    |  COL  |  50 | 10 | 12 | 22 | 12  | 106  |  326 

      56    |  COL  |  50 | 13 | 09 | 22 |   9  |   61  |  148 

      57    |  COL  |  66 | 22 | 21 | 43 | 24  | 219  |  349 

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SHL 

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits 

      58    |  TOR  | 04 | 00 |   01 |   01 |   5   |   007   |  007 

      59    |  MAN  | 22 | 02 |   04 |   06 | -13   |   039   |  048 

      60    |  MAN  | 66 | 11 |   19 |   30 | -35   |   178   |  525 

      61    |  MAN  | 66 | 07 |   12 |   19 | -55   |   226   |  515 

      62    |  MAN  | 66 | 08 |   13 |   21 | -68   |   201   |  384 

      63    |  MAN  | 66 | 10 |   11 |   21 | -50   |   156   |  335 

      64    |  MAN  | 66 | 04 |  10 |   14 | -51   |   32   |  156 

      65    |  NEW  | 66 | 06 |   13 |   19 | -66   |   30   |  142 

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Accomplishments

S55 SMJHL All-Star

S57 SMJHL All-Star

S60 SHL All-Star (Voted In)

S60 Turd Ferguson

S61 Turd Ferguson

S62 Turd Ferguson

S65 IIHF Silver (Sweden)

FHM6 Era Single Season Hits Leader

FHM6 Era Single Season PIM Leader

Sven Panda | RD | #22 | Hamilton Steelhawks
Birthplace: Gothenburg, Sweden
Height: 7'6" Weight: 300lbs

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

Prompt 2

After 8 full seasons, we're back here again with an exclusive interview with San Francisco Pride forward Kev Kevens. It's been quite the journey since we last interviewed you. You've spent your entire career flying more or less under the radar, but now being just one season away from reaching your peak do you think you'll start to gain some traction in the eyes of the league?

 Yes it sure has been quite the journey. It's odd to think of myself as being so close to the top of the league, but I've been putting in the time and effort to train and become one of the best. The realization really hits when I see myself playing on a line with two of the best players in the league. Also seeing some of my fellow S56 draftees climbing the ranks makes me realize I could easily be in their position very soon.

 We're almost 1/3 of the way into the season and the Pride still seem to be underperforming. With such a strong roster, do you see yourselves bouncing back in the coming weeks?

 I think our record at this point just means we've had a difficult schedule. There have a been a few games so far that we probably should've won, but also plenty of games where we perform as expected. There are a lot of good teams in this league and they certainly don't go easy on us.

Thanks to @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen, @zeagle1, and @TheOPSquid for all the sigs!

S76 C || Ylib Kove || YUM || 350+ TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
YUM | S75-S75 | 66GP 13G 24A 37P | 6GP 2G 2A 4P | 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0
WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0

History
S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall
S75 | YUM | Pupper Award
S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall

Portal Player ID: 1380
SMJHL Player ID: 2466
SHL Player ID: ----
WJC Player ID: 1566
IIHF Player ID: ----


S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1
SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0
CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0
CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1
CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1

History
S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall
S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall
S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Trophy Nominee
S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal
S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points
S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain
S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup
S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star
S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award
S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award
S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain
S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE
S66 | SFP | Voted Captain
S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star
S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award
S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago
S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal
S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A)
S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P)

Portal Player ID: 16
SMJHL Player ID: 572
SHL Player ID: 1464
WJC Player ID: 262
IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191

Prompt #1:

Ryosuke Sato got dressed up in his borrowed reporter gear from the Toronto North Stars media team, ready to get some good Twitter posts for the team social media team. And so, at the end of their latest game against the Winnipeg Aurora, the dubious defenseman snuck into the press conference on where Harry Carpet, the Toronto North Stars goaltender, was giving a press conference on their 3-0 shutout win against the Aurora. Carpet was talking about how no shutout comes easy and how they look to keep this great play between the pipes going, but then Sato with his attempt to get some juicy bits comes in. "So uh I know you have been playing well, but don't you have to give some credit to your defensemen, especially Sato who has over 60 blocks this season?" A bit puzzled at first if that was or was not Sato, Carpet answered the question as professionally as possible speaking highly of the defensemen. But then, Sato got more playful and said "yea this Sato kid is really hitting his stride, any chance you will swap positions for a night to see how it goes?" Catching on, Carpet plays along and said "yea if he can figure out how to put on all this gear, he can barely put his own equipment on despite wearing them every game!" They both have a good chuckle and the Twitter now highlights "Carpet and Sato speak of swapping positions for a night."

Ryosuke Sato || Defenseman || TOR, TEX, CGY, SEA, WPG || VAN
Birthplace: Saitama, Japan
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 150lbs
Number: 30
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SMJHL STATISTICS
S53 SMJHL Draft: 2nd Round, 16th Overall (VAN)

Regular Season Statistics
(VAN) S53: 2-7-9 in 50 GP | -16 | 32 PIM | 71 SOG | 58 Hits | 12 GvA | 16 TkA | 60 SB 
(VAN) S54 "A": 4-10-14 in 50 GP | -20 | 8 PIM | 79 SOG | 12 Hits | 12 GvA | 16 TkA | 74 SB 
(VAN) S55 "A": 0-8-8 in 50 GP | -4 | 20 PIM | 79 SOG | 35 Hits | 26 GvA | 18 TkA | 49 SB 
(VAN) S56 "C": 7-17-24 in 50 GP | +19 | 8 PIM | 98 SOG | 32 Hits | 25 GvA | 30 TkA | 55 SB 

Playoff Statistics
(VAN) S55 "A": 3-1-4 in 8 GP | +3 | 2 PIM | 25 SOG | 11 Hits | 5 GvA | 4 TkA | 11 SB 
(VAN) S56 "C": 2-4-6 in 17 GP | +5 | 4 PIM | 35 SOG | 11 Hits | 4 GvA | 9 TkA | 22 SB 
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SHL STATISTICS
S54 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 2nd Overall (TOR)

Regular Season Statistics
(TOR) S57: 3-12-15 in 66 GP | -9 | 10 PIM | 75 SOG | 79 Hits | 14 GvA | 9 TkA | 116 SB 
(TOR) S58: 2-20-22 in 66 GP | +22 | 15 PIM | 123 SOG | 106 Hits | 26 GvA | 17 TkA | 81 SB 
(TOR) S59: 2-24-26 in 66 GP | +13 | 22 PIM | 146 SOG | 101 Hits | 21 GvA | 22 TkA | 99 SB 
(TOR) S60: 14-22-36 in 66 GP | +25 | 24 PIM | 133 SOG | 78 Hits | 20 GvA | 26 TkA | 57 SB 
(TOR) S61: 8-31-39 in 66 GP | +21 | 16 PIM | 162 SOG | 80 Hits | 46 GvA | 20 TkA | 107 SB 
(TOR) S62: 8-21-29 in 66 GP | +22 | 20 PIM | 187 SOG | 138 Hits | 23 GvA | 31 TkA | 134 SB
(TOR) S63 "C": 6-22-28 in 66 GP | +7 | 12 PIM | 143 SOG | 115 Hits | 69 GvA | 50 TkA | 203 SB
(TEX) S64: 17-42-59 in 66 GP | +27 | 6 PIM | 241 SOG | 150 Hits | 35 GvA | 47 TkA | 100 SB
(TOR) S65: 9-25-34 in 66 GP | -2 | 24 PIM | 206 SOG | 100 Hits | 45 GvA | 39 TkA | 115 SB
(TOR) S66: 4-25-29 in 66 GP | +3 | 41 PIM | 133 SOG | 63 Hits | 14 GvA | 39 TkA | 140 SB
(TOR) S67: 12-40-52 in 66 GP | +37 | 20 PIM | 207 SOG | 53 Hits | 12 GvA | 43 TkA | 143 SB
(TOR) S68: 10-38-48 in 66 GP | +15 | 48 PIM | 202 SOG | 45 Hits | 11 GvA | 60 TkA | 157 SB
(CGY) S69: 9-17-26 in 66 GP | +24 | 16 PIM | 101 SOG | 61 Hits | 10 GvA | 57 TkA | 169 SB
(SEA) S70: 5-19-24 in 66 GP | +32 | 32 PIM | 121 SOG | 48 Hits | 11 GvA | 29 TkA | 143 SB
(TOR) S71: 3-16-19 in 66 GP | -94 | 52 PIM | 101 SOG | 72 Hits | 18 GvA | 58 TkA | 206 SB
(WPG) S72: 2-21-23 in 66 GP | +47 | 48 PIM | 131 SOG | 92 Hits | 4 GvA | 48 TkA | 70 SB
(TOR) S73: 5-19-24 in 66 GP | -43 | 39 PIM | 63 SOG | 55 Hits | 13 GvA | 36 TkA | 140 SB
(TOR) S74: 7-28-35 in 66 GP | -26 | 50 PIM | 84 SOG | 56 Hits | 10 GvA | 40 TkA | 179 SB
(TOR) S75: 4-17-21 in 66 GP | -21 | 28 PIM | 94 SOG | 59 Hits | 17 GvA | 28 TkA | 241 SB

Playoff Statistics
(TOR) S58: 1-9-10 in 19 GP | -4 | 6 PIM | 32 SOG | 30 Hits | 4 GvA | 4 TkA | 25 SB 
(TOR) S60: 0-2-2 in 4 GP | -6 | 2 PIM | 3 SOG | 12 Hits | 1 GvA | 0 TkA | 2 SB 
(TOR) S61: 1-2-3 in 5 GP | -2 | 0 PIM | 15 SOG | 13 Hits | 2 GvA | 4 TkA | 13 SB 
(TOR) S62: 2-0-2 in 4 GP | -4 | 0 PIM | 10 SOG | 8 Hits | 2 GvA | 0 TkA | 14 SB
(TOR) S63 "C": 1-2-3 in 5 GP | -1 | 0 PIM | 14 SOG | 10 Hits | 5 GvA | 0 TkA | 18 SB
(TEX) S64: 5-5-10 in 13 GP | +5 | 2 PIM | 52 SOG | 27 Hits | 9 GvA | 5 TkA | 28 SB
(TOR) S65: 1-4-5 in 6 GP | +5 | 0 PIM | 16 SOG | 9 Hits | 3 GvA | 1 TkA | 14 SB
(TOR) S66: 0-3-3 in 10 GP | -5 | 0 PIM | 12 SOG | 13 Hits | 5 GvA | 1 TkA | 30 SB
(TOR) S67: 0-3-3 in 11 GP | -5 | 4 PIM | 23 SOG | 9 Hits | 4 GvA | 9 TkA | 22 SB
(TOR) S68: 4-5-9 in 11 GP | +1 | 10 PIM | 25 SOG | 13 Hits | 2 GvA | 11 TkA | 29 SB
(CGY) S69: 0-1-1 in 4 GP | -3 | 2 PIM | 13 SOG | 3 Hits | 0 GvA | 2 TkA | 13 SB
(SEA) S70: 0-4-4 in 13 GP | +5 | 8 PIM | 18 SOG | 4 Hits | 2 GvA | 5 TkA | 33 SB
(WPG) S72: 0-4-4 in 19 GP | -3 | 4 PIM | 30 SOG | 17 Hits | 2 GvA | 12 TkA | 29 SB
(TOR) S73: 0-0-0 in 5 GP | -4 | 2 PIM | 0 SOG | 5 Hits | 2 GvA | 6 TkA | 17 SB
(TOR) S74: 0-2-2 in 4 GP | -2 | 0 PIM | 6 SOG | 6 Hits | 2 GvA | 4 TkA | 19 SB
(TOR) S75: 0-2-2 in 4 GP | -2 | 2 PIM | 3 SOG | 2 Hits | 2 GvA | 3 TkA | 25 SB
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WJC STATISTICS
Round Robin Statistics
(WOR) S53: 1-7-8 in 12 GP | -5 | 6 PIM | 8 SOG | 14 Hits | 6 GvA | 6 TkA | 20 SB
(WOR) S54: 0-1-1 in 12 GP | +1 | 6 PIM | 8 SOG | 15 Hits | 6 GvA | 7 TkA | 7 SB
(WOR) S55: 0-2-2 in 12 GP | -2 | 2 PIM | 13 SOG | 19 Hits | 3 GvA | 3 TkA | 17 SB
(WOR) S56: 0-2-2 in 12 GP | -4 | 2 PIM | 17 SOG | 7 Hits | 8 GvA | 4 TkA | 14 SB

Medal Rounds Statistics
(WOR) S53: 0-0-0 in 1 GP | -1 | 0 PIM | 0 SOG | 0 Hits | 0 GvA | 0 TkA | 2 SB
(WOR) S54: 0-0-0 in 1 GP | -1 | 0 PIM | 2 SOG | 3 Hits | 1 GvA | 0 TkA | 2 SB
(WOR) S55: 0-1-1 in 1 GP | 0 | 0 PIM | 3 SOG | 6 Hits | 0 GvA | 1 TkA | 0 SB
(WOR) S56: 0-2-2 in 3 GP | +2 | 0 PIM | 4 SOG | 1 Hits | 6 GvA | 5 TkA | 4 SB
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IIHF STATISTICS
Round Robin Statistics
(JPN) S53: 0-2-2 in 12 GP | -5 | 2 PIM | 5 SOG | 3 Hits | 1 GvA | 1 TkA | 3 SB
(JPN) S54: 0-1-1 in 12 GP | -3 | 2 PIM | 4 SOG | 2 Hits | 6 GvA | 0 TkA | 3 SB
(JPN) S55: 0-0-0 in 12 GP | -4 | 2 PIM | 8 SOG | 6 Hits | 2 GvA | 1 TkA | 3 SB
(JPN) S56: 3-4-7 in 12 GP | +1 | 0 PIM | 26 SOG | 19 Hits | 4 GvA | 6 TkA | 7 SB
(JPN) S57: 0-1-1 in 12 GP | +3 | 7 PIM | 20 SOG | 15 Hits | 3 GvA | 2 TkA | 20 SB
(JPN) S58: 0-0-0 in 12 GP | -5 | 2 PIM | 12 SOG | 14 Hits | 1 GvA | 2 TkA | 22 SB
(JPN) S59: 1-0-1 in 12 GP | -3 | 6 PIM | 22 SOG | 13 Hits | 2 GvA | 7 TkA | 13 SB
(JPN) S60: 1-2-3 in 12 GP | -3 | 2 PIM | 25 SOG | 9 Hits | 7 GvA | 6 TkA | 13 SB
(JPN) S61: 1-6-7 in 12 GP | +2 | 6 PIM | 18 SOG | 24 Hits | 6 GvA | 4 TkA | 24 SB
(JPN) S62: 0-4-4 in 12 GP | +8 | 8 PIM | 23 SOG | 19 Hits | 8 GvA | 6 TkA | 29 SB
(JPN) S63: 2-5-7 in 12 GP | +11 | 4 PIM | 40 SOG | 25 Hits | 3 GvA | 4 TkA | 24 SB
(JPN) S64: 4-11-15 in 12 GP | +8 | 2 PIM | 35 SOG | 17 Hits | 5 GvA | 7 TkA | 25 SB
(JPN) S65: 1-6-7 in 12 GP | +3 | 4 PIM | 24 SOG | 21 Hits | 3 GvA | 9 TkA | 31 SB
(JPN) S66: 1-0-1 in 12 GP | +3 | 6 PIM | 28 SOG | 10 Hits | 1 GvA | 9 TkA | 33 SB
(JPN) S67: 1-2-3 in 12 GP | +5 | 12 PIM | 17 SOG | 5 Hits | 1 GvA | 5 TkA | 17 SB
(JPN) S68: 1-5-6 in 12 GP | -2 | 4 PIM | 29 SOG | 19 Hits | 1 GvA | 15 TkA | 16 SB
(JPN) S69: 1-3-4 in 12 GP | +1 | 2 PIM | 31 SOG | 17 Hits | 5 GvA | 6 TkA | 24 SB
(JPN) S70: 3-3-6 in 12 GP | +13 | 10 PIM | 26 SOG | 16 Hits | 0 GvA | 13 TkA | 19 SB
(JPN) S71: 1-4-5 in 12 GP | +6 | 10 PIM | 12 SOG | 8 Hits | 0 GvA | 8 TkA | 30 SB
(JPN) S72: 2-9-11 in 12 GP | +17 | 0 PIM | 23 SOG | 24 Hits | 1 GvA | 7 TkA | 20 SB
(JPN) S73: 2-4-6 in 12 GP | 0 | 6 PIM | 16 SOG | 7 Hits | 2 GvA | 8 TkA | 19 SB
(JPN) S74: 0-4-4 in 12 GP | +1 | 10 PIM | 17 SOG | 11 Hits | 4 GvA | 8 TkA | 17 SB
(JPN) S75: 0-4-4 in 12 GP | +2 | 10 PIM | 13 SOG | 13 Hits | 2 GvA | 10 TkA | 15 SB

Medal Rounds Statistics
(JPN) S54: 0-0-0 in 2 GP | +2 | 0 PIM | 0 SOG | 1 Hits | 0 GvA | 0 TkA | 1 SB
(JPN) S55: 0-1-1 in 3 GP | 0 | 0 PIM | 2 SOG | 1 Hits | 1 GvA | 0 TkA | 0 SB
(JPN) S56: 0-0-0 in 1 GP | 0 | 0 PIM | 1 SOG | 0 Hits | 0 GvA | 0 TkA | 3 SB
(JPN) S57: 0-0-0 in 1 GP | +1 | 0 PIM | 0 SOG | 0 Hits | 0 GvA | 0 TkA | 1 SB
(JPN) S59: 0-0-0 in 3 GP | +1 | 0 PIM | 5 SOG | 2 Hits | 0 GvA | 0 TkA | 5 SB
(JPN) S60: 1-0-1 in 3 GP | +3 | 2 PIM | 6 SOG | 3 Hits | 0 GvA | 1 TkA | 3 SB
(JPN) S61: 1-1-2 in 2 GP | +3 | 2 PIM | 4 SOG | 3 Hits | 0 GvA | 2 TkA | 3 SB
(JPN) S62: 0-0-0 in 2 GP | 0 | 0 PIM | 8 SOG | 3 Hits | 2 GvA | 0 TkA | 1 SB
(JPN) S63: 1-2-3 in 2 GP | +1 | 2 PIM | 10 SOG | 5 Hits | 3 GvA | 1 TkA | 4 SB
(JPN) S64: 0-2-2 in 2 GP | -2 | 0 PIM | 6 SOG | 2 Hits | 0 GvA | 1 TkA | 9 SB
(JPN) S67: 0-0-0 in 1 GP | 0 | 0 PIM | 1 SOG | 2 Hits | 1 GvA | 0 TkA | 3 SB
(JPN) S69: 0-1-1 in 1 GP | 0 | 0 PIM | 2 SOG | 2 Hits | 2 GvA | 1 TkA | 1 SB
(JPN) S70: 0-1-1 in 3 GP | +5 | 0 PIM | 5 SOG | 0 Hits | 0 GvA | 2 TkA | 6 SB
(JPN) S71: 0-1-1 in 3 GP | +5 | 0 PIM | 4 SOG | 2 Hits | 1 GvA | 3 TkA | 6 SB
(JPN) S72: 0-0-0 in 1 GP | -2 | 0 PIM | 0 SOG | 1 Hits | 1 GvA | 2 TkA | 2 SB
(JPN) S74: 0-1-1 in 1 GP | 0 | 0 PIM | 3 SOG | 2 Hits | 0 GvA | 0 TkA | 0 SB
(JPN) S75: 0-0-0 in 1 GP | 0 | 2 PIM | 2 SOG | 0 Hits | 0 GvA | 1 TkA | 0 SB
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TROPHIES 
SMJHL Trophies & Awards
S54 Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player
S56 Laurifer Trophy - Best Overall Record
S56 Linna-Landvik Cup - Western Conference Champions
S56 Four Star Cup 
S61 Laurifer Trophy - Best Overall Record
S61 Linna-Landvik Trophy - Western Conference Champions 
S61 Four Star Cup 

SHL Trophies and Awards
S64 Scott Stevens Trophy - Best Defenseman 
S64 Bojo Biscuit Trophy - Best Defensive Defenseman 
S72 Cole Reinhart Trophy - Western Conference Champions 
S72 Challenge Cup

WJC Trophies & Awards
 S56 Bronze Medal 

IIHF Trophies & Awards
 S55 Silver Medal 
 S59 Gold Medal 
 S60 Gold Medal 
S62 Bronze Medal
S70 Bronze Medal
S71 Silver Medal
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JOB HISTORY 
S60 - S64: Vancouver Whalers GM 
S57 - S59: Vancouver Whalers CoGM 
S54 - S61: SHL Budget Director
S54 - S61: SMJHL Budget Director
S53 - S58: SMJHL PT Graphics
S53 - S54: WJC World GM


    
Thanks to @DELIRIVM, @Moreorless89 and @ValorX77 for the sigs!

PROMPT 2:

Are you surprised by your team’s performance since the start of the season?
Honestly, I really didn’t expect us to be that good. I knew our team was quite young and that we would get better over the next few seasons, but I really didn’t expect us to start so strong and be one of the five best teams in the league.

Why do you think you were able to improve significantly this season?
I think it helped that a few of use have been playing with the Inferno for a couple of seasons now. We know each other quite well at this point and I finally translated on the ice where we are now able to predict more accurately what our teammates will do, and it led to a massive increase in team chemistry which mean we play better together and as a team.

Do you think Atlanta is now a serious contender?
I don’t think we are there yet, but I expect us to get there at some point in the next few seasons.

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Prompt 2

Quinn Boesersson: Hello Max, after seeing the Raptors go on such a hot start, what are your thoughts on the team?

Max Manning: Thanks for the question Quinn. I'm quite pleased with how the team has played so far, as a group there has been a very positive vibe in the locker room. Everyone knows what they need to do, and we have been winning games against good teams. I like our effort levels, and our continuous desire to win. We are feeling confident out on the ice and it has shown with our record and statistics.

Boesersson: Speaking of statistics, after a slight step back last season, how do you feel about your play this season?

Manning: Yeah, last year was definitely not ideal. I think I was getting the shots and opportunities, but sometimes passes just don't get on sticks and in net. I think with my offseason regiment, I've gotten stronger mentally and physically, while focusing on the smaller details. I am quite happy with how my season has gone so far, Hinata and Bangsa-Wamy are two really skilled players who can produce some offense. My goal is to help them out as much as I can.

Boesersson: Final question before we go, before the season, there were some doubts within the organization on Colorado being a playoff team? What do you think about that?

Manning: As long as I remain a member of this team, I won't let that happen. And besides Quinn, maybe ask a better question since we are guaranteed to make the playoffs in a 3 team division.

Media Manager: Ok, that is all the time for questions today. Next availability is still to be determined.

Thanks to @Ragnar, @High Stick King and @Maxy for the sigs!


Max Manning || Center || Winnipeg Aurora || 2043 Peak TPE
Raptors and Argonauts Alumni
Birthplace: Vancouver, BC
S61-S62 Colorado Alternate Captain
S63 Colorado Captain
S69 Seattle Alternate Captain
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S64 | SEA | 66 GP | 16 G | 18 A | 34 P | +11 | 20 PIM | 66 H | 33 SB | 17:57 ATOI
S65 | SEA | 66 GP | 8 G | 20 A | 28 P | -2 | 10 PIM | 73 H | 61 SB | 18:30 ATOI
S66 | SEA | 66 GP | 22 G | 33 A | 55 P | +11 | 30 PIM | 57 H | 34 SB | 19:34 ATOI
S67 | SEA | 66 GP | 18 G | 33 A | 51 P | +18 | 22 PIM | 144 H | 42 SB | 19:16 ATOI
S68 | SEA | 66 GP | 66 G | 47 A | 113 P | +46 | 46 PIM | 73 H | 33 SB | 21:28 ATOI
S69 | SEA | 66 GP | 55 G | 54 A | 109 P | +52 | 56 PIM | 70 H | 32 SB | 21:46 ATOI
S70 | SEA | 66 GP | 63 G | 47 A | 110 P | +23 | 37 PIM | 79 H | 23 SB | 22:19 ATOI 
S71 | SEA | 66 GP | 41 G | 46 A | 87 P | +1 | 55 PIM | 84 H | 44 SB | 24:12 ATOI
S72 | WPG | 66 GP | 33 G | 50 A | 83 P | +41 | 57 PIM | 56 H | 39 SB | 20:18 ATOI
S73 | WPG | 66 GP | 31 G | 37 A | 68 P | +27 | 40 PIM | 58 H | 48 SB | 18:35 ATOI
S74 | BAP | 66 GP | 14 G | 46 A | 60 P | +28 | 26 PIM | 87 H | 66 SB | 18:26 ATOI
S75 | BAP | 66 GP | 14 G | 61 A | 75 P | +23 | 14 PIM | 125 H | 57 SB | 18:47 ATOI
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S64 | SEA | 7 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 8 H | 7 SB | 18:41 ATOI
S65 | SEA | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H | 1 SB | 18:53 ATOI
S66 | SEA | 22 GP | 9 G | 4 A | 13 P | +1 | 6 PIM | 29 H | 11 SB | 21:10 ATOI
S67 | SEA | 23 GP | 8 G | 16 A | 24 P | +13 | 10 PIM | 57 H | 20 SB | 19:14 ATOI
S68 | SEA | 21 GP | 18 G | 14 A | 32 P | +16 | 2 PIM | 17 H | 16 SB | 23:16 ATOI
S69 | SEA | 16 GP | 14 G | 12 A | 26 P | +9 | 4 PIM | 15 H | 10 SB | 23:41 ATOI
S70 | SEA | 13 GP | 11 G | 10 A | 21 P | 0 | 6 PIM | 10 H | 7 SB | 23:14 ATOI
S71 | SEA | 7 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 9 H | 3 SB | 25:10 ATOI
S72 | WPG | 19 GP | 12 G | 7 A | 19 P | +4 | 14 PIM | 17 H | 12 SB | 19:38 ATOI
S73 | WPG | 17 GP | 12 G | 7 A | 19 P | +9 | 8 PIM | 16 H | 21 SB | 19:15 ATOI 
S74 | BAP | 12 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 22 H | 10 SB | 20:11 ATOI
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S60 | COL | 66 GP | 3 G | 15 A | 18 P | -14 | 10 PIM | 28 H | 73 BS | 11:22 ATOI
S61 | COL | 66 GP | 20 G | 34 A | 54 P | +33 | 12 PIM | 50 H | 70 BS | 15:59 ATOI
S62 | COL | 66 GP | 19 G | 26 A | 45 P | +10 | 6 PIM | 71 H | 92 BS | 18:53 ATOI
S63 | COL | 66 GP | 22 G | 43 A | 65 P | +23 | 12 PIM | 43 H | 87 BS | 19:44 ATOI
Career | 264 GP | 64 G | 118 A | 182 P | +52 | 40 PIM | 192 H | 322 BS  
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S60 | COL | 7 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 4 H | 4 BS | 12:20 ATOI
S61 | COL | 9 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 11 BS | 15:22 ATOI 
S62 | COL | 10 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 10 BS | 18:44 ATOI 
S63 | COL | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 5 H | 5 BS | 20:57 ATOI
Career | 32 GP | 9 G | 9 A | 18 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 21 H | 30 BS 
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Awards:
S61 | WJC | Alex Andani Award
S61 | SMJHL | All Star
S63 | COL | Troy McClure III Trophy
S63 | COL | Nick Brain Trophy
S63 | SMJHL | All Star
S68 | SHL | All Star
S68 | SHL | 1st All Star Team
S68 | SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy Winner
S68 | SHL | Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S68 | SHL | Ron Mexico Trophy Nomination
S68 | SHL | Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S68 | SHL | Anton Razov Trophy Winner
S68 | SHL | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S69 | SHL | All Star
S69 | SHL | 2nd All Star Team
S69 | SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy Winner
S69 | SHL | Sarmad Khan Trophy Nomination
S69 | SMJHL | Elias Armia Trophy Winner
S70 | SHL | All Star
S70 | SHL | 1st All Star Team
S70 | SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy Winner
S70 | SHL | Ron Mexico Trophy Nomination
S70 | SHL | Sarmad Khan Trophy Nomination
S71 | SHL | All Star
Achievements:
S63 | WJC | Silver Medal
S64 | IIHF | Bronze Medal
S66 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner
S66 | IIHF | Silver Medal
S67 | SHL | Challenge Cup Winner
S67 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner
S68 | SHL | Challenge Cup Winner
S68 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner
S68 | SHL | President's Trophy Winner
S68 | SHL | Single Season Goals Record Holder - 66
S68 | SHL | Held Single Season Points Record - 113
S68 | SHL | Season Power Play Goals Record Holder - 26
S69 | IIHF | Gold Medal
S72 | SHL | Challenge Cup Winner
S72 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner
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Transactions:
S60: Drafted 56OA by COL
S60: Signed to a 1 year, $4.0M contract by COL
S61: Drafted 20OA by SEA
S61: Signed to a 1 year, $2.5M contract by SEA
S62: Signed to a 2 year, $5.0M contract by SEA
S64: Signed to a 2 year, $6.0M contract by SEA
S66: Signed to a 1 year, $4.0M contract by SEA
S67: Signed to a 1 year, $5.0M contract by SEA
S68: Signed to a 1 year, $6.0M contract by SEA
S69: Signed to a 3 year, $12.0M contract by SEA
S71: Signed to a 1 year, $6.0M contract by SEA
S71: Signed to a 2 year, $12.0M contract extension by SEA
S71: Traded to WPG
S73: Traded to BAP
S75: Signed to a 1 year, $4.0M contract by BAP
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Lindy Wilson || GM of the Colorado Raptors
S71-present Raptors GM
S68-S70 Raptors Co-GM
S64-S65 Scarecrows Co-GM
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REGULAR SEASON
S64 | STL | 22 W | 41 L | 3 OTL | 47 P | .336 PTS%
S65 | STL | 38 W | 26 L | 2 OTL | 78 P | .591 PTS%
TOTAL STL | 60 W | 67 L | 5 OTL | 125 P | .473 PTS%
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S68 | COL | 26 W | 31 L | 9 OTL | 61 P | .462 PTS%
S69 | COL | 28 W | 35 L | 3 OTL | 59 P | .447 PTS%
S70 | COL | 46 W | 17 L | 3 OTL | 95 P | .720 PTS%
TOTAL COL | 100 W | 83 L | 15 OTL | 215 P | .543 PTS%
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PLAYOFFS
S65 - Eliminated in Round 2 of the SMJHL Playoffs
S68 - Eliminated in Round 1 of the SMJHL Playoffs
S70 - Eliminated in Round 2 of the SMJHL Playoffs
S71 - Eliminated in Round 2 of the SMJHL Playoffs
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AWARDS
S70 - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award


  

PT Pass

Thanks to @sköldpaddor, @Ragnar, @Carpy48 and @High Stick King, for the signatures


Tomas Lind, Manhattan Rage
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Drafted 18th overall (1st Round) by Manhattan in the S58 SHL Entry Draft
co-GM since S64
S66 Lance Uppercut Award Nominees (with CoA)
S66 Damian Littleton Award Nominee
S67 Damian Littleton Award Nominee
S68 Damian Littleton Award Winner



Tomas Lind, Carolina Kraken
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Drafted 13th overall (2nd Round) by Carolina in the S57 SMJHL Entry Draft
S59 Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S60 Assistant Captain
S60 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner for the Analytics App
S62-63 co-GM



Tomas Lind, Team Sweden
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S57-S59 WJC GM
S57 WJC Silver
S60 WJC Silver
S64 IIHF Silver
S68 IIHF Gold
S69 IIHF Silver
S70 IIHF Silver


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The teammate I choose to infiltrate as a reporter is for the party boy himself, Michael Fitted. First we start off with asking: How did the Fan trip experience go?
For those of you who didn't know the Tampa Bay Barracuda have been running a fundraiser and one of the major prizes is the ultimate fan experience which includes a night out with Michael Fitted, and Tampa Bay Barracuda Superfan James Harden. 
Michael Fitted responded: It was a blast, I hardly remember what happened. I just remember James Harden and the guy whose name I can't remember laughing hysterically, because I opened up the night with "I have a real hankerin' for some booger sugar." From there I think we ended up going to the club and needless to say we got low. 
Reporter: What has been your favorite thing about being in Tampa.
Fitted: You know, the community. The entertainment, the nightlife. Just a great thing for me at my stage of life.


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