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04-28-2022, 02:01 PMGifter of Bikes Wrote:
04-28-2022, 10:46 AMHabsFanFromOntario Wrote: @Patty Give this man his 10 year badge.

I was gone for a while so they said I can't have one. :-/

Sacrilege

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#32

04-28-2022, 07:37 AMWally Wrote:
04-28-2022, 12:52 AMSlappydoodle Wrote: Zack Evans and Pietra Volkova had a son in Nikolai Evans

Negative, Mel and Zach had the son.

Pris (Volks) and I (Olli O’Koivu) had Anastasia O’Koivu and Aleksi O’Koivu-Volkova (twins) stemming from a wild night on a Zamboni.

Anastasia and Nikolai have yet to put out, however were a thing.

Aleksi off-spring being my now, Oleksander Olli O’Koivu.

Whew.

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I stand corrected. The incestuous and tangled webs spun by SHL lust are too convoluted for my old and feeble brain. Thank you good sir for your devotion to a well manicured family tree

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#33

Tommy Salami is Tony Pepperoni's uncle

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#34

Teddy Cuddes —> Ambacas and Mohammed Cuddles

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#35

I dont wanna dwell deeper but Jobin's are also on the table

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#36

My McCarthy players were brothers









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#37

04-27-2022, 04:05 PMcaltroit_red_flames Wrote: Filip Zadina @jjlangabeer and Tomas Zadina may more may not be related idk

Pretty sure @ImShiny and @Off made the Sköda brothers.
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#38

04-28-2022, 07:37 AMWally Wrote:
04-28-2022, 12:52 AMSlappydoodle Wrote: Zack Evans and Pietra Volkova had a son in Nikolai Evans

Negative, Mel and Zach had the son.

Pris (Volks) and I (Olli O’Koivu) had Anastasia O’Koivu and Aleksi O’Koivu-Volkova (twins) stemming from a wild night on a Zamboni.

Anastasia and Nikolai have yet to put out, however were a thing.

Aleksi off-spring being my now, Oleksander Olli O’Koivu.

Whew.

@Pris @ztevans

I want to clarify here that Anastasia and Nikolai were not "a thing" in a dating sense. They actually fucking hated each other and still somehow got drafted to the same team and then traded to the same team because of people who thought we were inseparable, which is probably why we got people out here saying Nikolai was Volks' son jfc people I leave for a few years and you're already turning my world upside down.

For the sake of those who weren't around ages ago and curious about SHL families, Mel's player was Ekaterina Rudnikova. And Zach Evans was spelled with an H.

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#39

04-29-2022, 02:00 PMztevans Wrote:
04-28-2022, 07:37 AMWally Wrote: Negative, Mel and Zach had the son.

Pris (Volks) and I (Olli O’Koivu) had Anastasia O’Koivu and Aleksi O’Koivu-Volkova (twins) stemming from a wild night on a Zamboni.

Anastasia and Nikolai have yet to put out, however were a thing.

Aleksi off-spring being my now, Oleksander Olli O’Koivu.

Whew.

@Pris @ztevans

I want to clarify here that Anastasia and Nikolai were not "a thing" in a dating sense. They actually fucking hated each other and still somehow got drafted to the same team and then traded to the same team because of people who thought we were inseparable, which is probably why we got people out here saying Nikolai was Volks' son jfc people I leave for a few years and you're already turning my world upside down.

For the sake of those who weren't around ages ago and curious about SHL families, Mel's player was Ekaterina Rudnikova. And Zach Evans was spelled with an H.

The level of "absolutely the fuck not" horror at the prospect of either of my players being related or involved with the hellspawn that was Nikolai Evans has their inactive ghosts rolling in their graves.

This literally dragged me out of two years of inactivity for two minutes to write this, that's how wrong it all was.
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04-29-2022, 02:12 PMPris Wrote:
04-29-2022, 02:00 PMztevans Wrote: I want to clarify here that Anastasia and Nikolai were not "a thing" in a dating sense. They actually fucking hated each other and still somehow got drafted to the same team and then traded to the same team because of people who thought we were inseparable, which is probably why we got people out here saying Nikolai was Volks' son jfc people I leave for a few years and you're already turning my world upside down.

For the sake of those who weren't around ages ago and curious about SHL families, Mel's player was Ekaterina Rudnikova. And Zach Evans was spelled with an H.

The level of "absolutely the fuck not" horror at the prospect of either of my players being related or involved with the hellspawn that was Nikolai Evans has their inactive ghosts rolling in their graves.

This literally dragged me out of two years of inactivity for two minutes to write this, that's how wrong it all was.

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#41

04-29-2022, 02:12 PMPris Wrote:
04-29-2022, 02:00 PMztevans Wrote: I want to clarify here that Anastasia and Nikolai were not "a thing" in a dating sense. They actually fucking hated each other and still somehow got drafted to the same team and then traded to the same team because of people who thought we were inseparable, which is probably why we got people out here saying Nikolai was Volks' son jfc people I leave for a few years and you're already turning my world upside down.

For the sake of those who weren't around ages ago and curious about SHL families, Mel's player was Ekaterina Rudnikova. And Zach Evans was spelled with an H.

The level of "absolutely the fuck not" horror at the prospect of either of my players being related or involved with the hellspawn that was Nikolai Evans has their inactive ghosts rolling in their graves.

This literally dragged me out of two years of inactivity for two minutes to write this, that's how wrong it all was.

I mean, hellspawn's a little strong I think, but point taken.

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#42

04-29-2022, 02:12 PMPris Wrote:
04-29-2022, 02:00 PMztevans Wrote: I want to clarify here that Anastasia and Nikolai were not "a thing" in a dating sense. They actually fucking hated each other and still somehow got drafted to the same team and then traded to the same team because of people who thought we were inseparable, which is probably why we got people out here saying Nikolai was Volks' son jfc people I leave for a few years and you're already turning my world upside down.

For the sake of those who weren't around ages ago and curious about SHL families, Mel's player was Ekaterina Rudnikova. And Zach Evans was spelled with an H.

The level of "absolutely the fuck not" horror at the prospect of either of my players being related or involved with the hellspawn that was Nikolai Evans has their inactive ghosts rolling in their graves.

This literally dragged me out of two years of inactivity for two minutes to write this, that's how wrong it all was.

Sounds like a game of hard to get. Checks out.

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#43

Biscuits

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#44

There's a lot of Tanners.

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#45

Niclas Wastlund is the father of Fredrik (S28 Khan and Stevens Winner) and Grim Wastlund (Huge bust)

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