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***hotdog*** · 05-07-2022, 05:53 PM

5. Julian Eaglesong @MN_Moosey - while not technically an animal, an eagle song is a song that comes from an eagle so that seems close enough! Moosey is the user and moose is also an animal so that earns bonus credit here. congrats on earning 5th place on the top 5 animals in the SMJHL draft moosey (give me more than minimum in WSBL next time now)

4. Philippe-Eko Eel @hotdog- eels are pretty funny creatures and eel is a funny word - this player's render is an eel so there's no doubt that this player really is an animal. Rumor has it this player wears #1 because it's the only digit that'll fit on their jersey. eel :eel:

3. Ged Sparrowhawk @Poopmonster666 - sparrow and hawk are two different animals so maybe this should be higher in the rankings but a sparrowhawk is actually just one animal. A bummer to learn that this is a specific kind of bird of prey, not an impromptu hybrid that occurs when a sparrow and a hawk get it on (fuck) and have kids.

2. Flackoveli Lagerfeld @JSS - this one seems out of place but go out and hit the town with this user jss and you will soon learn that he is an animal on the dance floor! look at that little freak go!!!

1. Nibbles the Squirrel @SouthPaw - a squirrel is without a doubt an animal. this player's render is a squirrel and a squirrel is an animal - congrats on landing the number one spot on this list. i hope this Squirrel enjoys Nibblesing the Timber in Maine