S65 PT #3: The Pest Around
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tommytightpants
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Player Prompt - Down by three goals and unable to fathom how it even happened? Need to get a spark into your team? Not to worry! With a single application of a Tommy Tightpants Certified Pre-Owned hit, the opposing team will understand completely where they stand with regards to you — which is behind you! Your team will jump for joy at the prospect of seeing a real life Tommy Tightpants Certified Pre-Owned hit with their own two eyes! Call now to get one Tommy Tightpants Certified Pre-Owned hit, and we’ll give you our starting special for no extra money down! That’s right, you get your very own Tommy Tightpants Certified Pre-Owned hit, as well as your very own Boarding penalty, all for the same price as a single hit! If you’re in the first hundred callers, you can even be entered to win the raffle for whether or not the opposing team decides to fight you after you cross check their best player into the wall so hard that his helmet comes off! Call now to take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity!
(191) HIT SOMEBODY Cheers to tweedledunn and supertardis101 for the awesome signatures! [/pbcust] |
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