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S65 mPT #4: Frozen Too

Water sucks, Gatorade is better. Every time you get knocked to the ice, you just do a couple quick licks against the surface to get your electrolytes back up. Just watch out for Adam Sandler, he might not appreciate it.

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I would recommend a frozen mix of the blood of dead pigeons, bats, rats, spiders and other similar pests, the smell coated with bucket loads of perfume.

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The finnish liquorice producer Panda has acquired the rights to the SHL ice for the next season! Next season all SHL rinks will feature black ice made of salmiakki concentrate. In order to be visible on the black ice, the pucks will now be colored orange. Panda has already tried this in the local finnish SM-Liiga and hopes that it will help them increase their sales in North America tenfold!

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ice is lame we gunna freeze the best liquid ever mountain dew yessir that is what we are scaking on imagine the sponsorships that occur when someone licks the mountain dew ice before taking a game winning shot

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Let's go with gatorade. Great marketability and there's enough different flavours for variety, or even home team coloured ice. If someone is daring enough, they can lick the ice and replenish electrolytes as well.

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The liquid I would choose to replace all SHL ice is would be ketchup. This would be better because ketchup is wonderful and tastes yummy. It would be great because the ice would be red and there would be no blood stains anymore!

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The SHL would skate on frozen Gatorade. I feel like it is such a great sports drink that instead of licking other players you could just fall down and lick the ice to get their electrolytes up.

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we are going to replace the ice with cola. this is becuase we are gping to try and freeze bubbles into the ice for some fun when holes open up in the ice.

I'm all jacked up cause I've been drinking green tea all afternoon and I think that is the perfect choice for frozen liquid to replace water. Get the green tea IN THE ICE!

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I'll replace the ice with cider so that when joans is feeling overwhelmed during a game he can rest his cheek to the ice, melt it down and have a refreshing drink of some bubbly apple juice

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The best new liquid that the SHL could use instead of water is Gatorade Glacier Ice. I mean, come on now, its in the name! Right? Why wouldn't you use a liquid with the name Glacier Ice?

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Ice is made out of water? Like out the toilet? In this day and age, I think the obvious choice for all SHL arenas is Brawndo. It's got electrolytes.

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I think the ice should keep its color, or at least close. Coke could be too dark, and could cause situations where the puck isn't very well noticable. That's why the ice will be made with Fanta Lemon. It's also very delicious, thus you could always just scoop some delicious slush from the ice surface.

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All Team GB home games will let viewers see our new Earl Gray tea ice. The dark colour will make it harder for ugly sponsorships to pop up and distract from your nightly dose of hockey.

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We replace the ice with Mercury. Mercury freezes at just about the promise number where F and C intersect, around 37.8F and 38.8C, so it will help unify both american and canadian fanbases. Also as a metal, it will self sharpen skates, eliminating an entire step in the equipment maintenance process. No brainer honestly.

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