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S65 mPT #4: Frozen Too
Offline r1c3bowl22
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#211
06-13-2022, 12:37 AM (This post was last modified: 06-13-2022, 12:37 AM by r1c3bowl22.)

We're replacing the ice with milk. No one will know it isn't water, because it'll still appear white. Therefore not upsetting anyone and letting everything go as normal.

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#212
06-13-2022, 12:52 AM

I am going to replace all SHL ice with the most holy of liquids being Maple Syrup. Not only would it increase the cost of a game beyond reason, skates would naturally build up some sticky sweetness throughout a game.

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#213
06-13-2022, 12:55 AM

Frozen coca cola only because I want to see how they could do it without it exploding. But then I want it to explode during a game because that would be hilarious.

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#214
06-13-2022, 01:48 AM

We use ice because it's slippery, but you know what else is slippery? OIL! Frozen Oil for double slippyness and everyone is 50% faster on the ice.



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#215
06-13-2022, 02:21 AM

It could be replaced by the liquid that glows in the dark. It would be very fun for late night games. Obviously it shouldn’t completely blind everyone. Just be a bit brighter.

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#216
06-13-2022, 02:38 AM

Your task: Explain what highly marketable frozen liquid you're going to replace all SHL ice with, and why it's better than boring old water.

Well @Waters fuckin sucks, so I think any form of frozen liquid could work for ice in the shl, maybe something like gas as that would be gas for an ice surface

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#217
06-13-2022, 02:46 AM

Im gonna replace the whole thing with frozen piss, no reason no benefits whatsoever other than i want to see everyone suffer. Have fun watching frozen piss hockey.

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