C - Oles Kobliska

I wake up every night with the screams when I have to play this guy, he is nasty. He even knows the forbidden toe-drag technique
LW - Bobby McGinnis

I hate you bobby, Keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer, I will dominate you and break you mentally if you step out of line
RW - Nino Di Giuseppe

I love him, I think about him every time I hit the ice. I beg my gm to trade for him but it falls on deaf ears, mostly because I cant stop myself from hysterically screaming for hours on end about bobby McGinnis.
LD - BoJack Calhoun

I am the best, I cannot be contained. I hate you bobby McGinnis I will piledrive you through the ice, if you are on my team, on another team or just in my nightmares.
RD - Antonio Flusso

He taught me everything I know, except how to quell the screams
G - KEITH KAKAPO

Hes only 150lbs but thats nothing a few baconators and some creatine cant fix, I love this man and there is just something about the name KAKAPO that I love seeing on the back of a jersey, and in my DMs.
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