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I messed up on air once when I said “I really like farts” and I was trying to say “I really like to start” [hockey games]. Could happen to anyone.
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Billy was caught on the air saying that Buffalo is like not the greatest city of all time with all the fans. He only said it was one of the best cities out there. He did not specify it was the best. Billly is not nearly as welcome in Buffalo as he once was.
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Yes, Benjamin Waters is an Aiel and was due his fifth of our cap for the next 3 seasons, that's why I gave him the contract. He conquered me like the amazing beast he is and I loved every second of it. I mean, he's a good hockey player, 10/10 recommend.
“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”
Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | SMJHL Playoff Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Stats
On air, while commentating a children's hockey game, Jon watched as a young player got hit in the head with an illegal check. "Boom! Well, there goes fractions." The others in the booth turned to look at Jon, who responded, "I don't know if I'll be putting this headset on again."
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It's an easy mistake to make, but it's something that you wouldn't expect from one of them, Jesper forgot an Aittokallio. It happens, there's been a bunch of them, but it does make for an embarrassing time.
An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.
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#29 Jakub Aittokallio || G || Edmonton Blizzard || 1,700 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jakub Aittokallio Height: 6'4" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 29 Birthplace: Tampere, Finland Birthday: January 20, 1994 -------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Career Statistics S12 DET: GP: 15 || W: 5 || L: 8 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.97 || SO: 1 || SA: 429 S13 STL: GP: 40 || W: 14 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .896 || GAA: 3.26 || SO: 1 || SA: 1201 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S14 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .895 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 1 || GA: 119 || SA: 1128 || MP: 2663 S15 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 32 || L: 5 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 1.87 || SO: 3 || GA: 76 || SA: 1013 || MP: 2441 S16 EDM: GP: 45 || W: 19 || L: 17 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.54 || SO: 3 || GA: 114 || SA: 1063 || MP: 2691 S17 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 25 || L: 17 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.37 || SO: 2 || GA: 105 || SA: 1025 || MP: 2658 S18 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 31 || L: 8 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 5 || GA: 95 || SA: 1086 || MP: 2693 S19 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 4 || GA: 96 || SA: 1104 || MP: 2679 S20 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 21 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .900 || GAA: 2.55 || SO: 5 || GA: 113 || SA: 1133 || MP: 2655 S21 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 5 || GA: 117 || SA: 1242 || MP: 2791 S22 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 19 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 4 || GA: 117 || SA: 1145 || MP: 2789 S23 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 26 || L: 14 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 3 || GA: 117 || SA: 1190 || MP: 2810 S24 EDM: GP: 47 || W: 21 || L: 22 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .889 || GAA: 2.83 || SO: 2 || GA: 133 || SA: 1197 || MP: 2821 S25 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 27 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 2 || GA: 107 || SA: 1151 || MP: 2674 S26 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.60 || SO: 3 || GA: 116 || SA: 1220 || MP: 2680 S27 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 32 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.33 || SO: 1 || GA: 104 || SA: 1189 || MP: 2674 S28 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 23 || L: 14 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.39 || SO: 3 || GA: 96 || SA: 1129 || MP: 2414 S29 EDM: GP: 38 || W: 29 || L: 8 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 7 || GA: 86 || SA: 1007 || MP: 2300 S30 EDM: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 258 || MP: 544 CAREER: GP: 709 || W: 402 || L: 240 || OTL: 65 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.42 || SO: 53 || GA: 1,735 || SA: 18,280 || MP: 42,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S15 EDM: GP: 19 || W: 12 || L: 4 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .924 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 38 || SA: 499 || MP: 1198 S16 EDM: GP: 18 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .914 || GAA: 2.17 || SO: 2 || GA: 39 || SA: 451 || MP: 1078 S17 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.58 || SO: 0 || GA: 18 || SA: 194 || MP: 418 S18 EDM: GP: 11 || W: 7 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 2 || GA: 25 || SA: 270 || MP: 670 S21 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .937 || GAA: 1.81 || SO: 1 || GA: 13 || SA: 205 || MP: 432 S22 EDM: GP: 12 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .919 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 26 || SA: 321 || MP: 750 S23 EDM: GP: 20 || W: 10 || L: 10 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.65 || SO: 2 || GA: 53 || SA: 567 || MP: 1201 S25 EDM: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .865 || GAA: 3.60 || SO: 1 || GA: 18 || SA: 133 || MP: 300 S27 EDM: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .829 || GAA: 4.17 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 146 || MP: 360 S28 EDM: GP: 17 || W: 12 || L: 2 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .927 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 39 || SA: 536 || MP: 1123 S29 EDM: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 36 || SA: 391 || MP: 784 S30 EDM: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 1 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .861 || GAA: 5.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 5 || SA: 36 || MP: 60 CAREER: GP: 136 || W: 76 || L: 50 || OTL: 10 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 13 || GA: 335 || SA: 3,749 || MP: 8,375 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S15 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .910 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 0 || GA: 15 || SA: 166 || MP: 343 S18 FIN: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 1.66 || SO: 3 || GA: 14 || SA: 196 || MP: 504 S19 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 0 || GA: 30 || SA: 304 || MP: 670 S20 FIN: GP: 8 || W: 5 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .940 || GAA: 1.63 || SO: 2 || GA: 13 || SA: 215 || MP: 479 S21 FIN: GP: 24 || W: 18 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 59 || SA: 640 || MP: 1459 S22 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 2.04|| SO: 0 || GA: 23 || SA: 309 || MP: 675 S23 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.23 || SO: 4 || GA: 28 || SA: 322 || MP: 755 S24 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 8 || L: 4 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .899 || GAA: 2.53 || SO: 0 || GA: 31 || SA: 308 || MP: 735 S25 FIN: GP: 10 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.64 || SO: 0 || GA: 24 || SA: 247 || MP: 546 S26 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .856 || GAA: 3.63 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 222 || MP: 528 S27 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 1.80 || SO: 1 || GA: 20 || SA: 270 || MP: 665 S28 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 387 || MP: 821 S30 FIN: GP: 12 || W: 10 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 2.25 || SO: 1 || GA: 27 || SA: 375 || MP: 720 CAREER: GP: 152 || W: 87 || L: 45 || OTL: 16 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.32 || SO: 12 || GA: 345 || SA: 3,961 || MP: 8,900 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 8th overall in S13 SHL Entry Draft SHL Debut: July 10, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (6-4 Loss) First Career Shutout, July 22, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (1-0) Led league in SV%, GAA, and Wins in S15 Won first playoff series vs. WIN in 7 on 11/6/13 Won Challenge Cup 4-1 vs. WKP Won Challenge Cup 4-2 vs. TOR Won Silver Medal as GM of Finland, S14 League Goaltender TPE Leader, 4/20/14 Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Games Played and Wins (S18) League Record for Consecutive Shutout Minutes (189:12) Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Shutouts (S19) League Record for Wins, Losses, Shutouts, Games Played, Minutes Played both Regular Season and Playoffs -------------------------------------------------- Awards: Three-time Challenge Cup Champion (S15, S16, S28) Gold Medalist (S30) (First Ever in Finland) Three-time Silver Medalist (S14, S15, S24) Three-Time Bronze Medalist (S18, S21, S28) S15 John McBride Trophy for Best Goaltender S15 Mike Honcho Trophy for Fewest Goals Against S15 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S15 Ron Mexico Trophy for Regular Season MVP, first goaltender to win this trophy Two-Time IIHF Best Goaltender (S22, S30) All-SHL West First Team (S27) Two-Time All-SHL Second Team (S18, S19)
#31 Jason Aittokallio || G || Manhattan Rage || 1387 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jason Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 221 lbs Number: 31 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S14 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 46 || W: 31 || L: 11 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .886 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 1 || GA: 114 || SA: 996 || MP: 2614 S31 KEL: GP: 45 || W: 29 || L: 10 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 4 || GA: 93 || SA: 958 || MP: 2638 CAREER: GP: 91 || W: 60 || L: 21 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 2.36 || SO: 5 || GA: 207 || SA: 1954 || MP: 5252 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 10 || W: 4 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .880 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 241 || MP: 695 S31 KEL: GP: 16 || W: 12 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .921 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 32 || SA: 403 || MP: 1,009 CAREER: GP: 26 || W: 16 || L: 7 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 3 || GA: 61 || SA: 644 || MP: 1,704 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S31 MAN: GP: 3 || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .870 || GAA: 4.03 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 92 || MP: 179 S32 MAN: GP: 42 || W: 25 || L: 11 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 2 || GA: 117 || SA: 1214 || MP: 2546 S33 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 138 || SA: 1302 || MP: 2668 S34 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .897 || GAA: 3.19 || SO: 1 || GA: 142 || SA: 1380 || MP: 2667 S35 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 21 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 3.07 || SO: 4 || GA: 137 || SA: 1393 || MP: 2676 S36 MAN: GP: 41 || W: 21 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.98 || SO: 2 || GA: 123 || SA: 1378 || MP: 2478 S37 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 121 || SA: 1428 || MP: 2660 S38 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.00 || SO: 3 || GA: 133 || SA: 1429 || MP: 2664 S39 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 25 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.20 || SO: 2 || GA: 141 || SA: 1512 || MP: 2664 S40 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 17 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .920 || GAA: 2.59 || SO: 2 || GA: 115 || SA: 1433 || MP: 2669 S41 MAN: GP: 35 || W: 15 || L: 19 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.99 || SO: 3 || GA: 105 || SA: 1257 || MP: 2106 CAREER: GP: 429 || W: 208 || L: 185 || OTL: 36 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.96 || SO: 21 || GA: 1,284 || SA: 13,818 || MP: 25,977 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S32 MAN: GP: 15 || W: 9 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.75 || SO: 0 || GA: 45 || SA: 545 || MP: 1004 S34 MAN: GP: 14 || W: 12 || L: 0 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 37 || SA: 415 || MP: 915 S38 MAN: GP: 20 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 3 || GA: 46 || SA: 699 || MP: 1232 CAREER: GP: 49 || W: 33 || L: 10 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .923 || GAA: 2.44 || SO: 4 || GA: 128 || SA: 1659 || MP: 3151 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S31 FIN: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || SV%: 1.000 || GAA: 0.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 0 || SA: 6 || MP: 15 S33 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 1 || L: 1 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.18 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 181 || MP: 330 S34 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 3.04 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 333 || MP: 632 S35 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 2 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.90 || SO: 0 || GA: 37 || SA: 392 || MP: 766 S36 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 34 || SA: 344 || MP: 658 S37 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 11 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 35 || SA: 362 || MP: 769 CAREER: GP: 57 || W: 31 || L: 13 || OTL: 7 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.84 || SO: 2 || GA: 150 || SA: 1618 || MP: 3,170 -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: Drafted 5th Overall in S31 Entry Draft by Manhattan Rage -------------------------------------------------- Awards: S31 Four Star Cup Champion - Kelowna S34 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan S35 Bronze Medal - Finland S37 Gold Medal - Finland S38 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan
#13 Jax Aittokallio || C || Manhattan Rage || 1916 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jax Aittokallio Height: 6'1" Weight: 208 lbs Number: 13 Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Birthday: S25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 15 || P: 22 || HIT: 25 || SB: 4 || SHT: 105 || SHT%: 6.67 S43 ANC/STL: GP: 51 || G: 14 || A: 20 || P: 34 || HIT: 41 || SB: 8 || SHT: 122 || SHT%: 11.48 CAREER: GP: 101 || G: 21 || A: 35 || P: 56 || HIT: 66 || SB: 12 || SHT: 227 || SHT%: 9.25 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S42 ANC: GP: 9 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || HIT: 8 || SB: 0 || SHT: 16 || SHT%: 6.25 S43 STL: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || HIT: 9 || SB: 3 || SHT: 26 || SHT%: 7.69 CAREER: GP: 21 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 17 || SB: 3 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 7.14 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics S44 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 48 || SB: 11 || SHT: 120 || SHT%: 12.50 S45 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 15 || P: 26 || HIT: 28 || SB: 5 || SHT: 111 || SHT%: 9.91 S46 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 22 || P: 43 || HIT: 27 || SB: 12 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S47 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 23 || SB: 11 || SHT: 155 || SHT%: 9.68 S48 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || P: 36 || HIT: 63 || SB: 16 || SHT: 151 || SHT%: 9.27 S49 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 27 || P: 48 || HIT: 21 || SB: 8 || SHT: 164 || SHT%: 12.80 S50 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 20 || P: 37 || HIT: 9 || SB: 11 || SHT: 156 || SHT%: 10.90 S51 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 24 || P: 41 || HIT: 8 || SB: 13 || SHT: 170 || SHT%: 10.00 S52 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 15 || P: 36 || HIT: 5 || SB: 8 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65 S53 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 23 || P: 43 || HIT: 31 || SB: 53 || SHT: 196 || SHT%: 10.20 S54 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 38 || P: 51 || HIT: 29 || SB: 42 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.28 S55 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 24 || P: 38 || HIT: 33 || SB: 29 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.92 S56 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || HIT: 39 || SB: 36 || SHT: 160 || SHT%: 11.88 CAREER: GP: 650 || G: 218 || A: 297 || P: 515 || HIT: 364 || SB: 248 || SHT: 2029 || SHT%: 10.74 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S46 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || HIT: 8 || SB: 6 || SHT: 48 || SHT%: 12.50 S47 MAN: GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 17 || SHT%: 5.88 S49 MAN: GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 6 || SB: 1 || SHT: 27 || SHT%: 14.81 S50 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 2 || A: 2 || P: 4 || HIT: 1 || SB: 2 || SHT: 31 || SHT%: 6.45 S51 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 1 || SB: 5 || SHT: 55 || SHT%: 5.45 S52 MAN: GP: 19 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || HIT: 10 || SB: 4 || SHT: 61 || SHT%: 9.84 S53 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || HIT: 7 || SB: 7 || SHT: 22 || SHT%: 4.55 S54 MAN: GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 0 || P: 1 || HIT: 0 || SB: 5 || SHT: 9 || SHT%: 11.11 S55 MAN: GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 6 || P: 6 || HIT: 5 || SB: 3 || SHT: 13 || SHT%: 0.00 CAREER: GP: 82 || G: 24 || A: 33 || P: 57 || HIT: 38 || SB: 33 || SHT: 283 || SHT%: 8.48 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics S44 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || HIT: 21 || SB: 1 || SHT: 18 || SHT%: 11.11 S45 FIN: GP: 10 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 1 || SHT: 20 || SHT%: 15.00 S46 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 2 || P: 6 || HIT: 14 || SB: 1 || SHT: 28 || SHT%: 14.29 S47 FIN: GP: 13 || G: 7 || A: 6 || P: 13 || HIT: 15 || SB: 2 || SHT: 37 || SHT%: 19.44 S48 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 2 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 9.52 S49 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 7 || P: 13 || HIT: 3 || SB: 3 || SHT: 54 || SHT%: 11.11 S50 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || HIT: 1 || SB: 3 || SHT: 45 || SHT%: 6.67 S51 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 8 || P: 9 || HIT: 0 || SB: 3 || SHT: 35 || SHT%: 2.86 S52 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 6 || P: 9 || HIT: 4 || SB: 5 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 7.69 S53 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 13 || P: 19 || HIT: 13 || SB: 12 || SHT: 51 || SHT%: 11.76 S54 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 5 || A: 14 || P: 19 || HIT: 20 || SB: 20 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 12.50 S55 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || HIT: 9 || SB: 15 || SHT: 50 || SHT%: 2.00 CAREER: GP: 143 || G: 45 || A: 72 || P: 117 || HIT: 120 || SB: 68 || SHT: 460 || SHT%: 9.78 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
#16 Jesper Aittokallio || C || Maine Timber || 211 TPE ------------------------------------------------- Name: Jesper Aittokallio Height: 6'3" Weight: 217 lbs Number: 16 Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA (Plays for Finland) Birthday: S44 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Statistics S61 MET: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Career Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- IHF Statistics CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0 -------------------------------------------------- Transactions: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Accomplishments: N/A -------------------------------------------------- Awards: N/A --------------------------------------------------
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A few seasons ago Jimmy Wagner got mixed up and once said Jimmy as in Jimmy Jimmy when he meant to refer to Jimmy Slothface. It was a big todo.
Jimmy Wagner || Seattle Argonauts || Carolina Kraken || RW || S53 || 1002 cTPE || 2295 pTPE (7th all time) 6'1 || 190 lbs || Perg, Austria || Swedish passport S52 SMJHL Draft - 6th Overall - Carolina Kraken S53 SHL Draft - 5th Overall - Los Angeles Panthers - - - - - - SHL Season Stats Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI S56 | LAP | 50 | 6 | 16 | 22 | -10 | 108 | 24 |1023 // A / S57 | LAP | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -13 | 167 | 24 |1508 // A / S58 | LAP | 66 | 15 | 31 | 46 | -3 | 173 | 12 |1485 // A / S59 | LAP | 66 | 22 | 26 | 48 | -19 | 208 | 12 |1576 // A / S60 | LAP | 66 | 25 | 31 | 56 | 13 | 214 | 10 |1380 // A / S61 | LAP | 66 | 19 | 35 | 54 | -10 | 251 | 16 |1436 // C / S62 | LAP | 66 | 38 | 48 | 86 | 12 | 330 | 14 |1481 // C / MVP Nominee, Breakout Nominee, 2nd Team All-SHL S63 | LAP | 66 | 20 | 40 | 64 | 5 | 292 | 22 |1442 // C / S64 | LAP | 66 | 32 | 38 | 70 | 40 | 256 | 16 |1387 // C / S65 | LAP | 66 | 18 | 27 | 45 | 25 | 209 | 10 |1310 // C / S66 | LAP | 66 | 31 | 28 | 59 | 24 | 183 | 38 |1198 // C / S67 | SEA | 66 | 21 | 39 | 60 | 32 | 194 | 24 |1120 // / S68 | SEA | 66 | 30 | 37 | 67 | 46 | 146 | 22 |1176 // / S69 | SEA | 66 | 21 | 38 | 59 | 42 | 147 | 28 |1188 // / S70 | SEA | 66 | 14 | 23 | 37 | 13 | 134 | 32 |1154 // / S71 | LAP | 66 | 21 | 55 | 55 | -17 | 142 | 22 |1267 // / - - - - - - Challenge Cup Playoff Stats Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI S56 | LAP | 5 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -6 | 11 | 0 | 111 // A / S57 | LAP | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 0 | 137 // A / S58 | LAP | 6 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 11 | 4 | 142 // A / S59 | LAP | 6 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -2 | 21 | 2 | 150 // A / S60 | LAP | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -3 | 8 | 0 | 123 // A / S61 | LAP | 5 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 15 | 0 | 113 // C / S62 | LAP | 17 | 8 | 12 | 20 | 13 | 63 | 2 | 390 // C / S63 | LAP | 22 | 6 | 13 | 19 | 3 | 74 | 0 | 502 // C / S64 | LAP | 12 | 6 | 6 | 12 | 6 | 59 | 2 | 274 // C / S65 | LAP | 20 | 3 | 15 | 18 | 19 | 50 | 0 | 413 // C / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ S66 | LAP | 9 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 2 | 173 // C /
S67 | SEA | 23 | 5 | 15 | 20 | 20 | 53 | 6 | 409 // / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆
S68 | SEA | 21 | 6 | 13 | 19 | 16 | 48 | 10 | 418 // / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆
S69 | SEA | 16 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 20 | 28 | 4 | 310 // /
S70 | SEA | 13 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 33 | 4 | 221 // /
S71 | LAP | 12 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 29 | 4 | 235 // / - - - - - - SMJHL Season Stats Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI S52 | CAR | 50 | 6 | 8 | 14 | +5 | 63 | 6 | 569 // / S53 | CAR | 50 | 10 | 20 | 30 | -2 | 125 | 8 | 916 // C / S54 | CAR | 50 | 24 | 29 | 53 | 20 | 171 | 12 | 943 // C / MVP, Scoring Leader, 1st Team All-SMJHL S55 | CAR | 50 | 17 | 26 | 43 | 30 | 145 | 10 | 876 // C / - - - - - - Four Star Cup Playoff Stats Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI S52 | CAR | 11 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 8 | 2 | 118 // / S53 | CAR | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -3 | 7 | 0 | 75 // C / S54 | CAR | 20 | 5 | 9 | 14 | 3 | 60 | 4 | 419 // C / FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPIONS S55 | CAR | 11 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 4 | 28 | 4 | 203 // C / - - - - - - WJC Stats Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI S51 |PRWR | 19 | 4 | 8 | 12 | -6 | 45 | 4 | 357 // M / Andani Award Nominee S52 |DACH | 15 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 2 | 100 // M / S53 |DACH | 13 | 4 | 3 | 7 | -2 | 21 | 0 | 186 // / S54 |DACH | 13 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -3 | 16 | 0 | 219 // / S55 |DACH | 13 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 3 | 28 | 4 | 221 // / - - - - - - IIHF Stats Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI S54 | AUT | 13 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 121 // / S55 | AUT | 13 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 124 // / S56 | AUT | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 13 | 4 | 218 // / S57 | AUT | 12 | 3 | 2 | 5 | -8 | 30 | 2 | 220 // / S58 | International hiatus S59 | International hiatus S60 | SWE | 14 | 8 | 6 | 14 | 5 | 43 | 6 | 221 // / IIHF BRONZE S61 | SWE | 13 | 5 | 10 | 15 | 1 | 55 | 0 | 228 // / S62 | SWE | 13 | 0 | 3 | 3 | -11 | 33 | 2 | 192 // C / S63 | SWE | 13 | 12 | 8 | 20 | 7 | 56 | 0 | 229 // A / TOP FORWARD AWARD S64 | SWE | 15 | 7 | 6 | 13 | 11 | 39 | 0 | 239 // / IIHF SILVER S65 | SWE | 12 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -3 | 21 | 6 | 183 // / S66 | SWE | 15 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 2 | 33 | 2 | 182 // /
S67 | SWE | 15 | 3 | 10 | 13 | 11 | 22 | 0 | 200 // / S68 | SWE | 15 | 7 | 3 | 10 | 7 | 21 | 6 | 198 // / ⟅1st⟆ IIHF GOLD ⟅1st⟆ S69 | SWE | 15 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 19 | 6 | 198 // / IIHF SILVER S70 | SWE | 13 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 6 | 163 // / IIHF SILVER - - - - - - Accolades S51 - WJC - Alex Andani Award Nominee (Top Rookie) S52 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for the Most Dedicated Player S52 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for the Top Rookie S53 - CAR - Named Captain S53 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star S53 - CAR - Kain Webb Award for Team Leadership S53 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward S53 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award for Team Values S54 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star S54 - CAR - Kain Webb Award for Team Leadership S54 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward S54 - CAR - Kurtis Hunter Award for the Team's MVP S54 - SMJHL - 1st Team All-League S54 - SMJHL - Jared Hanson Award (Scoring Champ) S54 - SMJHL - Ideen Fallah Trophy (Committee MVP) S54 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist (Most Dedicated) S54 - SMJHL - Elias Armia Award (Commisioner's Award of Excellence) S54 - SMJHL - ★★★★ FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPION ★★★★ S55 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star S55 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for the Most Dedicated Player S55 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist (Most Dedicated) S56 - LAP - Named Alternate Captain S58 - SHL - Damien Littleton Winner (Most Dedicated)
S60 - SWE - Bronze Medal S61 - LAP - Named Captain S62 - LAP - Phillip Winter Award (Team MVP) S62 - SHL - 2nd Team All-SHL S62 - SHL - Aidan Richan Award Finalist (Most Improved Player) S62 - SHL - Ron Mexico Award Finalist (MVP)
S62 - SWE - Named Captain S63 - LAP - Western Conference Champions S62 - IIHF - Top Forward Award
S64 - SWE - Silver Medal
S65 - LAP - Western Conference Champions S65 - LAP - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆
S67 - SEA - Western Conference Champions
S67 - SEA - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆
S68 - SEA - Western Conference Champions
S68 - SEA - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆
S68 - SWE - ⟅1st⟆ IIHF GOLD MEDAL ⟅1st⟆
S69 - SWE - Silver Medal
S70 - SWE - Silver Medal Chris Conner || Carolina Kraken || General Manager - - - - - - S54 | CAR | Coach | 32-13-5 | 69 pts | 3rd in reg season, ★★★★ FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPION ★★★★ S55 | CAR | CoGM | 37-12-1 | 75 pts | 2nd in reg season S56 | CAR | GM | 31-17-2 | 64 pts | 2nd in reg season S57 | CAR | GM | 26-32-8 | 60 pts | S58 | CAR | GM | 26-39-1 | 53 pts | S59 | CAR | GM | 32-30-4 | 68 pts | S60 | CAR | GM | 36-26-4 | 76 pts | Division title S61 | CAR | GM | 42-20-4 | 88 pts | Division title S62 | CAR | GM | 41-20-5 | 87 pts | Division title S63 | CAR | GM | 39-26-1 | 79 pts | S64 | CAR | GM | 22-36-8 | 52 pts | S65 | CAR | GM | 29-32-5 | 63 pts | S66 | CAR | GM | 20-40-6 | 46 pts |
S67 | CAR | GM | 24-36-6 | 54 pts |
S68 | CAR | GM | 43-22-1 | 87 pts | 2nd in reg season, postseason under protest
S69 | CAR | GM | 37-26-3 | 77 pts | S70 | CAR | GM | 30-31-5 | 65 pts | S71 | CAR | GM | 34-28-4 | 72 pts | - - - - - - S56 | LAP | Offseason Interim GM
S68 | CAR | GM of the Year Nominee
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People think that Krou is always collected and articulate, but once, he called a reporter a "silly bimbo", after she asked him a pretty much dumb question. Thing is, people kept going as nothing happened when Krou said "Next Question", because Krou had said exactly what everyone felt about that specific reporter.
everything was going smoothly on the set until they asked me to read the teleprompter and threw a reference to the scissor sisters song called "Let's have a Kiki". I then look to my co-host and ask "am I the only dumbass that doesn't know what a kiki is?" That got quite the rise out of the crew and audience.
He was doing a sports segment on our upcoming game against San Francisco and he accidentally said "Pan with Crisco". He fumbled his way into a transition to the cooking segment and invited himself onto the kitchen set. They hated him there but everyone committed to the bit.
credit to Flappy, ToeDragon, and Carpy
Laraque is famous for putting in way too many uhhs and ahhhs whenever he is answering interview questions. Simply just not a voice for radio, he's Swedish so he definitely has the face for television though.
Ole Olson skated by an interview during warm ups and was heard on camera shouting something that sounded awfully like, "No fucks," however his teammates assured the reporter that he was simply saying, "NOLA."
binko the dinko of the atlanta inferno accidentally slipped up and said that he really wanted to eat some cake while live on television and that was not what he intended to say because there are some health nuts on the team that would absolutely not allow him to eat any cake because he has to watch his little binko body otherwise the eel (@
hotdog ) will be very angry!
Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself
Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired Birthplace: United Kingdom Height: 6' 3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 40 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Trophies, Awards, and Medals: S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman) S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie) S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team S47 | GB | IIHF Gold S49 | GB | IIHF Silver S52 | GB | IIHF Gold S53 | GB | IIHF Bronze S54 | GB | IIHF Silver S55 | GB | IIHF Gold ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14 S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Playoffs Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5 S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Career Statistics: S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9 S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1 S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Playoffs Statistics: S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Transactions: S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons
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"Yeah, so, on Laraque, I think we really need to murder - uhh...merge, our skill sets, so that we can all work together more effectively...because...uhh...yeah, I didn't mean to say murder. Definitely not planning to kill our right wing for more minutes. What do you mean?"
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