The philly lockeroom might be a bit daunting at first, but I promise to you once you are settled in it will be a blast! As a recent rookie I have gone through all the tough stuff so you don't have to. The most important thing is to ALWAYS check the toilet seat before seating down. We have a couple of pranksters in our team that love to catch you when you are at your most vulnerable.

Now for the good stuff: in my locker you will find a panini press and ingredients to make a philly cheesesteak at any time. I keep it stocked so dont be shy to grab some whenever you need. Next, evil allbran will offer you allbrans all the time, but you cannont deny them, this will curse you for a game. Lastly, the best bathroom to go to is the one closest to the locker room. Believe it or not, thats the one that gets pranked the least since the vets use it as well!