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09-25-2022, 11:34 PM
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The Carolina Kraken's first cocktail, aptly named "The Kraken," is one that has become a fan favorite. An unsettling mix of Sprite, Kraken rum, squid ink, and mint, this questionable cocktail is a must have in the home of the Kraken
Aleksi Kettu Fox McCloud || General Manager || Los Angeles Panthers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Los Angeles Panthers GM S56-Present Regular Season Record: 682-535-87 Playoff Record: 94-85 S57 Lance Uppercut Award Winner S62 Lance Uppercut Award Winner S65 Lance Uppercut Award Winner S65 Challenge Cup Champion S75 Challenge Cup Champion S75 Lance Uppercut Award Winner S75 Littleton Award Winner ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carolina Kraken GM S49-S55 Regular Season Record: 203-122-25 Playoff Record: 49-37 S49 Four Star Cup Champions (as MTL) S50 Four Star Cup Champions S54 Four Star Cup Champions S51 Mathias Chouinard Award Winner S54 Mathias Chouinard Award Winner Aleksi Kettu || D || Los Angeles Panthers Name: Aleksi Kettu Height: 6ft 5in Weight: 217lbs Number: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats TOTAL | GP: 263 | G: 83 | A: 97 | TP: 180 | +/-: -50 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats TOTAL | GP: 33 | G: 12 | A: 15 | TP: 27 | +/-: -18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats TOTAL | GP: 528 | G: 75 | A: 196 | TP: 271 | +/-: -5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats TOTAL | GP: 59 | G: 2 | A: 18 | TP: 20 | +/-: 0 Michael Fox || F/D || NOLA/LAP || RETIRED Name: Michael Fox Height: 5ft 11in Weight: 185lbs Number: 88 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drafted 20th Overall by the New Orleans Specters S46 Draftee Traded to Los Angeles prior to S56 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats TOTAL | GP: 648 | G: 179 | A: 293 | TP: 472 | +/-: 95 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats TOTAL | GP: 87 | G: 26 | A: 29 | TP: 55 | +/-: -3
So the Philly forge of the simulation hockey league sells a giant beer, because it's Philadelphia and we like to drink beer, but only good beer and not bad beer. The beer we like tastes like good beer not like the bad beer you drink because the forge are the forgiest of all the teams.
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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland Number: 11 Height: 6'4" Weight: 228# ---------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------- Notables: Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft S54 HoF Ceremony Host S55 HoF Ceremony Host Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze S56 Finland WJC Co-GM S56 SMJHL Intern S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM S57 4 Star Champion S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge ---------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats: S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18 S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39 S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26 S61 - PHI: ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20 S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39 S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42 S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34 ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL playoff stats S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38 S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20 S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11 S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34 ---------------------------------------------------- International Representations S54 WJC FIN - Bronze S55 WJC FIN - Bronze S56 WJC FIN S57 WJC FIN - GOLD S57 IIHF FIN S58 IIHF FIN S58 IIHF FIN
my cocktail will be the greatest Tommi mule. It will have vodka, ginger beer, lime, and a special little secret ingredient. Grenadine. It will be the best drink in the lands and make my tummy go yum yum.
Rotticus Scott||LW||4x Challenge Cup, 4-Star Cup, WJC and IIHF Gold||S54||2k+ TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats SMJHL Career Regular Season G: 35, A: 81, P: 116 PPG: .59 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats SMJHL Career Post-Season GP: 61 G: 17, A: 24, P: 38 PPG: .62 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Achievements 3x Conference Champion. 2x President's Trophy Winner WJC 2x Gold, Silver medal 4-Star Cup Champion S56 Ronan O'Keefe award winner (Top Playoff Scorer) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics S57: G: 25 A: 34 P: 59 S58: G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 S59: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64 S60: G: 28 A: 41 P: *69* S61: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64 S62: G: 34 A: 49 P: 83 S63: G: 21 A: 42 P: 62 S64: G: 40 A: 26 P: 66 Totals: G:205 A: 297 P: 502 (.95 PPG) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Achievements Ryan Jesster Rookie of the Year S57 President's Trophy S57. S60 Challenge Cup Winner S56, S58, S61, S63 IIHF Gold Medal S57 (as GM), S58 as player Quad Gold Club Tommi Koivu || LD || S66 || 3x IIHF Gold|| 1900+ TPE
We'll start with three shots of gin and then a spicy maple syrup, blue curacao, topped with tonic, three limes, and a stirring stick made out of dogwood tree. We'll call it the Dogwood Maple and it will be our top-selling cocktail from the jump!
Dogwood Maple || C || Toronto North Stars|| Team Sweden || TPE: 1620
Name: Dogwood Maple
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 197
Number: 31
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SHL Regular Season
SEASON TEAM GP G A P +/- H SB
S60 | HAM | 66 | 11 | 29 | 40 | +34 | 71 | 60
S61 | HAM |
S62 | HAM |
S63 | HAM |
Symmetrik
Well, for the Aurora I would shoot for something that gives off a space/northern lights vibe in the glass when you see it. We'll have some vodka, tonic water, and some Rose's sour apple cocktail infusion mix. The sour apple gives some green to the glow, and tonic water is actually fluorescent under UV light, making it actually glow!
Katharina Rosenthal || G || Winnipeg Aurora || 946 TPE || Height: 5'10" Weight: 154 lbs Christian Kinsinger || D || Retired || 2042 Peak TPE || Height: 6'2" Weight: 212 lbs Luca Veccelli || C || Retired || 1093 Peak TPE || Height: 6'3" Weight: 208 lbs Chris York || RW || Retired || 1817 Peak TPE || HOF || Height: 5'10" Weight: 184 lbs Prince George Firebirds GM (S34-S36) Toronto North Stars GM (S37-S43)
custom cocktail to sell in the arena is double vodka crans. It will actually be the only thing people are allowed to purchase. It will involve anywhere from 2 to 3 ounces of whatever kind of vodka you want, and then cranberry juice and ice in a short glass. No tall glasses allowed. You are also not allowed to purchase singles.
Dick Clapper | LW | Hall of Fame | Team Canada | 2105 TPE Peak Birthplace: Canada Height: 6' 4" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 13
───────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Career Statistics: Total |1684 GP | 575 G | 751 A | 1326 P | -347 | 2078 H | 822 SB
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
Total | 166 GP | 59 G | 75 A | 134 P | -2 | 263 H | 155 SB
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Transactions: S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall
S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge
S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home
S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals
S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming
S60~ | FA | A bunch of teams | Somehow played another 15 seasons | Can't believe it either
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S45 | WJC Silver
S46 | Laurifer Trophy
S46 | WJC Bronze
S49 | Presidents' Trophy
S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 | IIHF Bronze
S53 | Presidents' Trophy
S54 | IIHF Gold
S55 | 2nd Team All-Star
S55 | IIHF Bronze
S56 | Presidents' Trophy
S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S56 | Challenge Cup
S56 | IIHF Gold
S56 | Anton Razov Nomination
S57 | Presidents' Trophy
S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S57 | IIHF Gold
S57 | Anton Razov Nomination
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Hallsy
Your task: Create a custom cocktail based on your team to sell in the arena! What's in it? What does it look like? What does it taste like?
Wide peepo Happy 3 Koivu drink, it makes you wide and happy and its a great drink to have awhile at a hockey game in my mind.
Jepox
Pablo Salvatici has the Atlanta Inferno selling a brand new cocktail at the arena bars and it is a hit. It is called the Grinch cocktail and it contains green gatorade, vodka, lime juice, a dash of sugar, and a handful of whatever is left in the medicine cabinet. It tastes like shit frankly and it looks a weird glowing green colour but it kicks like a mule so everyone is buying it.
Sim Wen || Anchorage Armada || D || 218 TPE Height: 6'0 Weight: 190 lbs --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted 20th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S72 SMJHL Draft Drafted ___ overall by the __ in the S73 SHL Draft --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case:
Pablo Salvatici || Atlanta Inferno || F || 2082 TPE Peak Height: 5'10 Weight: 172 lbs Birthplace: Milan, Italy --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted 8th overall by the Anchorage Armada in the S56 SMJHL Draft Drafted 11th overall by the Atlanta Inferno in the S57 SHL Draft --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S56 || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 7 || P: 16 || 0 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 26 || Shots: 58 || SB: 19 S57 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 120 || Shots: 173 || SB: 13 S58 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 26 || P: 40 || +9 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 142 || Shots: 181 || SB: 39 S59 || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +11 || PIM: 16 || Hits: 125 || Shots: 219 || SB: 51 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case: S58 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader) (Tied) S59 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader) S59 Ideen Fallah Trophy (Awards Committee MVP) S59 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (Community Most Outstanding Player)
Nolan Sawchuk || TBB, CHI, ATL || RW || 1377 TPE Transactions: Drafted 22nd Overall by the Kelowna Knights in the S44 SMJHL Draft Drafted 12th Overall by the Seattle Riot in the S45 SHL Draft Traded to the Chicago Syndicate S54 Signed with the Atlanta Inferno S56 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S44 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 16 || P: 30 || -32 || PIM: 13 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 144 || SB: 14 S45 || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 35 || P: 62 || +15 || PIM: 14 || Hits: 64 || Shots: 183 || SB: 7 S46 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 23 || P: 37 || +13 || PIM: 24 || Hits: 55 || Shots: 153 || SB: 7 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics: S47 || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || -8 || PIM: 6 || Hits: 32 || Shots: 147 || SB: 12 S48 || GP: 50 || G: 22 || A: 25 || P: 47 || +22 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 24 || Shots: 158 || SB: 13 S49 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 14 || P: 30 || -10 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 5 || Shots: 155 || SB: 13 S50 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 25 || P: 39 || +16 || PIM: 8 || Hits: 53 || Shots: 141 || SB: 6 S51 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 21 || P: 29 || -2 || PIM: 11 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 148 || SB: 6 S52 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 23 || P: 39 || -1 || PIM: 26 || Hits: 60 || Shots: 119 || SB: 5 S53 || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 17 || P: 30 || -8 || PIM: 44 || Hits: 63 || Shots: 112 || SB: 83 || GvA: 25 || TkA: 24 S54 || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 28 || P: 42 || +26 || PIM: 32 || Hits: 35 || Shots: 134 || SB: 47 || GvA: 18 || TkA: 34 S55 || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 27 || P: 35 || +21 || PIM: 4 || Hits: 25 || Shots: 132 || SB: 51 || GvA: 17 || TkA: 23 S56 || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 28 || P: 44 || -3 || PIM: 20 || Hits: 21 || Shots: 129 || SB: 31 || GvA: 29 || TkA: 23 Career Totals || GP: 500 || G: 139 || A: 225 || P: 364 || PIM: 159 || Hits: 343 || Shots: 1375 || SB: 267 || GvA: 89 || TkA: 104 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 || GP: 7 || G: 4 || A: 3 || P: 7 || +3 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 18 || SB: 2 S49 || GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 6 || P: 10 || +6 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 3 || Shots: 43 || SB: 0 S50 || GP: 19 || G: 4 || A: 10 || P: 14 || -2|| PIM: 4 || Hits: 29 || Shots: 54 || SB: 5 S51 || GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || -2 || PIM: 0 || Hits: 0 || Shots: 13 || SB: 0 Playoff Totals || GP: 42 || G: 13 || A: 20 || P: 33 || PIM: 4 | Hits: 32 || Shots: 128 || SB: 7 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case: S45 Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goal Leader) S49 Gold Medal (Germany IIHF) S50 Silver Medal (Germany IIHF)
At the Forge we are nothing but traditional so we have decided to go with a take on a classic as our official cocktail: The Boilermaker
50ml American rye (because we are American)
A pint of yuengling (because Philadelphians love yuengling)
25ml habanero sauce (because forges are hot as fuck)
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64- SMJHL career: -Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38 S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27 S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23 SMJHL playoff stats S63 | DNQ S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5 S65 | DNQ ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47 S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42 S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34 S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50 S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57 SHL playoff stats S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2 S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6 S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2 S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13 S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15 | D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63 SMJHL career: -Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft -Traded to St Louis in S43 SHL career: -Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft -Traded to New England S53 -Traded to New Orleans S55 -Free Agent to Atlanta S57 -Traded to Buffalo S59 -Voted to the all rookie team S44 -Won Challenge Cup [48] -Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51] -1st team allstar [55] -2nd team allstar [50] -3rd team allstar [51, 58] ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39 S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61 SMJHL playoff stats S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5 S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20 ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55 S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55 S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59 S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66 S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67 S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63 S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88 S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93 S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78 S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90 S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120 S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128 S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91 S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143 S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134 S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104 S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119 S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99 S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90 S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71 Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817 SHL playoff stats S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15 S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17 S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11 S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29 S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60 S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13 S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18 S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9 S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16 S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6 S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11 S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10 S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6 | Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56| Forge Regular Season Records: S60: 30-33-3 S61: 30-27-9 S62: 32-25-9 S63: 34-22-10 S64: 38-23-5 Forge Post Season Records: S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Regular Season Records: S44: 23-21-6 6th place S45: 30-16-4 2nd place S46: 26-21-3 4th place S47: 25-20-5 6th place S48: 26-22-2 6th place S49: 21-25-4 10th place S50: 29-18-3 2nd place S51: 28-16-6 2nd place S52: 21-23-6 9th place S53: 29-18-3 3rd place S54: 22-23-5 8th place S55: 35-12-3 3rd place S56: 29-17-4 3rd place Total record: 344-252-54 ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Post Season Records: S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver S48: 5-5 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I'd probably keep it something simple, a nice gin and tonic with some lemon and mint. Refreshing and appealing to just about everyone. I'm not very experimental with my drinks, simple is the best.
The Forge Cocktail involves these ingredients:
-Cognac
-Egg Yolk
-Strega
-Orange Juice
-Lemon
-Sugar Syrup
The gm, Assclap, made this for everyone at a team party, and it was about the opposite of a massive hit, as several players threw up, and only a few claimed to find it enjoyable. (50 words)
(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge Age: 19 TPE: 371 Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64 Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65 Anchorage Armada (S64-) Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts Season-by-Season Statistics: (ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts (ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt (S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL) Age: 33 TPE: 1933 Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47 Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48 Anchorage Armada (S47-S49) Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57) Seattle Argonauts (S58-) Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB Career Accolades: S47 WJC Best Rookie S48 WJC Gold Medalist Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49 Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49 Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50 S50 SHL All-Rookie Team S51 Challenge Cup S53 Anton Razov Nominee S53 Challenge Cup S54 IIHF Gold Medalist S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season-by-Season Statistics: (ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB (ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB (ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB (ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB (ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB (ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB (HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB (HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB (HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB (HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB (HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB (HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB (HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB (HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB (HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB (HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB (HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Job History: Russia WJC Head GM (S47) SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52) SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-) Canada WJC Head GM (S48) Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51) SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52) Canada Federation Head (S51-S53) SMJHL PT Director (S53-) Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53) Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accolades: Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53 Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63
SDCore
The custom cocktail we sell in St Louis, is a cracker cocktail. It's basically the bloody mary we all know but we fuck it up, just like we do for our pizza.
Matsmith Soderberg-Tremblay || Left Wing/Center || #13 || Newfoundland Berserkers S65 Rookie Corey Kennedy (RETIRED) || Defense || #13 || Chicago Syndicate/Newfoundland Berserkers - Chicago Syndicate GM || S47 || Age: 21 ______________________________________________ ____ SMJHL Career Statistics: Anaheim Outlaws S46 (Rookie): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 10, P: 16, +/-: -3, PIM: 24, SHT: 60, PPP: 7 Anaheim Outlaws S47: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 15, P: 22, +/-: -6, PIM: 10, SHT: 58, PPP: 4 SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics: Anaheim Outlaws S46: GP: 3 , G: 2 , A: 0 , P: 2 , +/-: -2 , PIM: 0 , SHT: 5 , PPP: 1 Anaheim Outlaws S47: GP: 18 , G: 7 , A: 4 , P: 11 , +/-: -3 , PIM: 10 , SHT: 21 , PPP: 3 __________________________________________________ Transactions & Accomplishments: S46: Drafted 2nd overall by the Anaheim Outlaws S46 SMJHL All-Star S47 Four Star Cup Champion S47: Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Syndicate Player Page Update Page
jeffie43
For the New England Wolfpack, I would unveil the Thrill of the Hunt drink with :
1 oz. Kinky Apple liquor
1 oz. melon liquor
3 tablespoons sugar
1–2 drops black food-grade dye
3 oz. lime sparkling water
The drink would feature a black/green color scheme similar to the Wolfpack's
Jack Kanoff | S53 | Forward | Buffalo Stampede | Germany From: Toronto, ON, Canada Height: 5'11 Weight: 183 lb S53 4-Star Champion S53 WJC Gold (Canada GM) S58 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head) S59 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head) S60 Challenge Cup Winner SHL Regular Season S55 | TOR | 50 GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | -47 | 20 PIM | 74 HIT | 115 SB | 22:01 MPG S56 | SEA | 50 GP | 3G | 12A | 15P | -13 | 33 PIM | 37 HIT | 64 SB | 17:02 MPG S57 | SEA | 66 GP | 4G | 21A | 35P | -20 | 50 PIM | 61 HIT | 56 SB | 24:05 MPG S58 | SEA | 66 GP | 10G | 35A | 45P | -35 | 14 PIM | 64 HIT | 79 SB | 22:20 MPG S59 | SEA | 66 GP | 19G | 33A | 52P | +19 | 17 PIM | 64 HIT | 43 SB | 23:10 MPG S60 | SEA/BUF | 65 GP | 17G | 54A | 71P | +42 | 8 PIM | 83 HIT | 45 SB | 21:56 MPG S61 | BUF | 66 GP | 30G | 33A | 63P | +38 | 18 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 SB | 21:17 MPG S62 | BUF | 66 GP | 38G | 38A | 76P | +39 | 14 PIM | 115 HIT | 63 SB | 21:32 MPG S63 | BUF | 66 GP | 23G | 44A | 67P | +8 | 24 PIM | 102 HIT | 13 SB | 21:38 MPG S64 | BUF | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53P | +41 | 24 PIM | 112 HIT | 56 SB | 21:19 MPG IIHF S54 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | +1 | 2 PIM | 10 HIT | 8 SB | 18:58 MPG S55 | GER | 12 GP | 3G | 2A | 5P | +3 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 12 SB | 20:21 MPG S56 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | -11 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 10 SB | 20:56 MPG S57 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | +/- 0 | 0 PIM | 17 HIT | 13 SB | 21:06 MPG S58 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 10A | 16P | + 5 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 14 SB | 21:11 MPG S59 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 11A | 17P | + 6 | 2 PIM | 11 HIT | 18 SB | 20:47 MPG SMJHL Regular Season S52 | HFX/DET | 50 GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | +2 | 22 PIM | 48 HIT | 49 SB | 18:48 MPG S53 | DET | 50 GP | 11G | 23A | 34P | +29 | 14 PIM | 24 HIT | 14 SB | 22:38 MPG S54 | DET | 50 GP | 9G | 18A | 27P | +2 | 32 PIM | 32 HIT | 25 SB | 23:46 MPG SMJHL Playoffs S52 | DET | 10 GP | 4G | 4A | 8P | +5 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 8 SB | 20:30 MPG S53 | DET | 17 GP | 2G | 5A | 7P | +4 | 2 PIM | 14 HIT | 8 SB | 23:12 MPG S54 | DET | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -5 | 0 PIM | 5 HIT | 9 SB | 23:14 MPG World Junior Championships S51 | NA | 29 GP | 5G | 12A | 17P | -13 | 20 PIM | 33 HIT | 37 SB | 21:12 MPG S52 | CAN | 24 GP | 1G | 9A | 10P | -7 | 8 PIM | 23 HIT | 18 SB | 20:18 MPG S53 | CAN | 15 GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +3 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 6 SB | 21:27 MPG S54 | CAN | 13 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -9 | 2 PIM | 15 HIT | 8 SB | 20:15 MPG Edward Elric | S66 | 855 TPE | Forward | Edmonton Blizzard | Canada SMJHL Regular Season S65 | ANC | 13-42-3 | 3.98 GAA | 0.907 SV% S66 | ANC | 35G | 34A | 69P | -11 | 31 PIM | 139 HIT | 12 SB S67 | ANC | 28G | 35A | 63P | +2 | 32 PIM | 121 HIT | 14 SB S68 | QCC | 25G | 26A | 51P | -7 | 46 PIM | 168 HIT | 21 SB SMJHL Playoffs
Nour is pretty hot ngl
The Pack
1oz Burboun
1oz Melon Liquor
0.5oz Lime juice
Top of with Lemon Lime soda or Root beer
Shake the alcohol with some some, serve in a tall glass
Garnish is optional
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