10-10-2022, 01:19 PMRangerjase Wrote: Welcome to the S68 all RNG Team!
This team was formed by downloading a list of the S68 players by their current rank in the TPE tracker and running a random number generator based on that to make the pick selections. I did have to run it more than once in order to make sure that we had a total of 3 forwards, 2 Dees and 1 Goalchimkentender. Congrats to all the rando's out there that made the cut.
F - vIKTOR hARGREEVES @lore congratulations on the first selection you have literally won the lottery
F - Adrian O'Rugg - @Ruggsy Coming in hot for the fourth overall selection. You have done it friend. Great job taking the CENTEr spot among the forwards.
F - I shouldn't say it, but. Deemed Inappropriate @W19eaver coming in hot for the fifth overall and final pick. Were doing well out here and love to see you in detroit. SKREEEEEEE
D - Heath Nicol - @Beaty congratulations selection number two! Runner up to the lottery winner.
D - Alexander Minaj @minaj27 congrats! You are the final D to make it in. Great job being on the list.
G - Walter Sobcheck - @scudmuffin19 . Congrats friend. It only took 13 total clicks to fill my roster and you were the last, but certainly not least.
Honorary misses that didn't make the list while i was clicking for a goaltender
6 - Redd Savage @TonyW19
7 - Barefoot Sugars @dasboot
8 - Peter Potamus @JHS
9 - Ekaterina Valieva - @MikeLiut
10 - Nathaniel Barca - @CementHands
11 - Nathan Meagher - @Atox
12 - Andrei Nikitin - @LightningDragon
Honored to be included on the most exclusive list in here!
I humbly present the SMJHL Goon Squad! Aka the current PIM leaders, PLUS the goalie with the most SA because he's already traumatized enough and used to getting pelted relentlessly.
C- Rikkert Biemans
RW - Din Djarin
LW - Don Juan
RD - Miroslav Ketil
LD - Otto Steinberger
G - Alvin Towne
Introducing the All-Bruises Team! These are the players with the most shots-blocked so far this season. These players consistently sacrifice their own bodies to help their team secure the win. I sure hope their Goalies are buying them a round after each game!:
I decided I would pick a team of Leaders for the All-Star event!
Looking at the Leaders page here is my picks based on some selected categorie
Forward Lines
Bnana NWaffles - Most Goals
Jojo Larkin - Most Assists
Steven Connors - Best Plus Minus ( NWaffles leads but is already named )
Casper Nilsson - Most shots
Dan Bastisberger - Most hits
Din Djarin - Most penalty minutes
Hodor - Most shots blocked
Rikkert Biemans - Most power play goals
Defensive Lines
Rasmus Bergling - Most Goals
Emil Egli - Most Assists
Cob Corning - Best Plus Minus
Ragnar Lothbrok - Most Shots
Patches The III - Best Shot %
Nash Topalo - Most Hits
Matthew Mayhem - Most fights won
Goalies
Caleb Hayden - Most Wins
Jackson Cannon - Best Goal Against Average
Say his name and he appears!
Believe In the Whalers!
Believe In the Team Canada Red
Believe In the the Specters Believe In Joe Primeau!
The All-Things-That-Make-Tummy-Hurts'-Tummy-Hurt-Team
C: Bnana NWaffles
LW: Gravy Train
RW: Ben Waters Jr.
D: Philip Eko-Eel
D: Toasty O'Bigbers
G: Tummy Hurts
All of these foods and beverages contribute to Tummy Hurts' tummy hurting, and obviously Tummy himself contributes as well.
Something happened on the day he died. Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside.
Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried. I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar.
a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, source of all greatness, all things that be.
10-12-2022, 11:45 PM(This post was last modified: 10-13-2022, 11:04 PM by MikeLiut. Edited 1 time in total.)
The "what?!? we were not playing golf?!?" all-star team: the players with the lowest point per game.
LD- EDVIN KALBERG - Great defence-oriented rookie, with 11 points in 57 games; 72 DGR, 96 hits and 61 blocked shots;
RD- JASON ROBINSON - A solide d-man, capable of making great passes, but could not get a lot of points (even if playing more than 20 minutes per game). Rookie with 13 points in 57 games; 70 DGR.
C - GUINNESS O'BIGBERS - Could have been Ivan Scochnikov (KEL, 5 points in 17 games), bit O'Bigbers played the whole season. Scored a respectable 21 points in 58 games. Should have a good second season, has a solid offensive read although his defensive skills are lacking a bit.
RW - DEREK MARTIN - Another rookie ready to bounce next year, with both offensive and defensive skills. Scored 11 goals and got 8 assists (19 points) in 59 games, playing on Carolina's third line this year.
LW - BOOM STICK - It has not been an easy season for the Nevada Battleborn third-year player. He scored 5 goals and got 15 assists (20 points) in 58 games, much less than the 39 points in 66 games of last year. He is known for his great hockey IQ and his puckhandling.
G- It is hard to choose here. Brady Trussier and Dr. Hugh Orson did have the worst GAA this year (4,49 and 4,41 respectively). Samuel Piccard also had an GAA of 4,34 after 27 games played this year. Our pick is Otter VAN BISMARCK (GAA of 3,80 and SV% of 0,875, in 54 games). He is a sophomore player who put the efforts to get better this season. Nice positionning and great reflexes. Should help the Kraken get better results next year.
LW - Billy Blazes - MVP candidate, 3rd in scoring
C - Faust Faker - Having a great season on a bad team
RW - Din Djarin - Top 10 in scoring
LD - Emil Egli - Leading defensemen in scoring
RD - Cob Corning - Having a great season as a defenseman
G - Shiny Shuckle - Who doesn't like pokemon? Plus shucks is maxed out
This would be a pretty strong lineup amongst all players, let alone for this theme.
All Star Line from the Bergen Division:
C - Sophie Bordeleau
LW - Portgas D. Ace
RW - Nibbles The Squirrel
LD - Emil Egli
RD - Alexander Minaj
G - Caleb Hayden
(Sorry Kelowna, but my super scientific analysis just looked at raw points.)