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Offline Toast
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#1
11-16-2022, 05:05 PM (This post was last modified: 12-28-2022, 11:25 AM by Rangerjase. Edited 1 time in total. Edit Reason: Rangerjase be power hungry )

Congrats everyone on a very successful charity drive! It's great to see the community coming together like this and the generosity from the members here is incredible. For whatever reason I offered myself up for the first ever Toast's Roasts! No idea what I'm talking about? Look here.

The 2022 Toast Idiot of the Year will be presented and I will figure out how to get myself in front of a fireplace for this. Maybe read some classic copy pasta? It'll be cozy so stop by!

When: December 29th 8PM EST
Where: twitch.tv/toastcharger

What: This is where I need help! Got some ideas for a segment? Want to call out an enemy through me? Want to see Toast toast some toast? Help! Hit me up on Discord.

Once we get closer to the holiday week I'll announce a specific date and time.

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Offline AgentSmith630
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#2
11-16-2022, 05:07 PM

Hell yeah

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Offline Citizen of Adraa
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#3
11-16-2022, 05:12 PM

toast toast toast

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Offline Wally
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#4
11-16-2022, 05:13 PM

Yes sir

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Offline HabsFanFromOntario
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#5
11-16-2022, 05:40 PM

Roast yourself tbh

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

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Offline Toast
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#6
11-16-2022, 07:03 PM

11-16-2022, 05:40 PMHabsFanFromOntario Wrote: Roast yourself tbh

your dropdown player bar is in SFP colours

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Offline HabsFanFromOntario
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#7
11-16-2022, 08:28 PM

11-16-2022, 07:03 PMToast Wrote:
11-16-2022, 05:40 PMHabsFanFromOntario Wrote: Roast yourself tbh

your dropdown player bar is in SFP colours

It's called remembering where you came from.

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

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Offline Bfine
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#8
11-16-2022, 09:32 PM

11-16-2022, 08:28 PMHabsFanFromOntario Wrote:
11-16-2022, 07:03 PMToast Wrote: your dropdown player bar is in SFP colours

It's called remembering where you came from.
You never even played for SFP

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Offline Shylo_Moxii
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#9
11-17-2022, 01:48 PM

11-16-2022, 08:28 PMHabsFanFromOntario Wrote:
11-16-2022, 07:03 PMToast Wrote: your dropdown player bar is in SFP colours

It's called remembering where you came from.
aren't you from Ontario tho?

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Offline Reno
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#10
11-18-2022, 09:23 AM

@Toast make sure you roast me

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Offline brickwall35
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#11
11-21-2022, 10:49 AM

I think you should go through each team and roast someone of note from each, or the team itself at large.

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Offline thiefofcheese
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#12
11-21-2022, 04:40 PM

Can you roast Luke for being the Elon Musk of the SHL?

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Offline Toast
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#13
12-18-2022, 09:29 PM

Dec 29th at 8 eastern. Some memes, some Jackbox/Among Us? we'll figure it out

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Offline Caleb
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#14
12-18-2022, 09:40 PM

12-18-2022, 09:29 PMToast Wrote: Dec 29th at 8 eastern. Some memes, some Jackbox/Among Us? we'll figure it out
wtf i want in

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Offline Toast
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#15
12-28-2022, 10:25 AM

Tomorrow!

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