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The W squad. All players who have last names starting with a W

F: Mr. Gray T White
F: Andrew Willis
F: Tobias Wrexks
D: Dusty Wilson
D: Johnny Wagner-Svenson
G: George Walsh

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S68 All Goalie-Aneurysm Team!
Starting off, we have our victim in net: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz!
At Left Defense, by game rating one of the worst defensive defenseman in the league: Luigi Ferraro!
At Right Defense, reliably making his goalie shit himself every time he steps on the ice with his +/- of negative forty five: Neal Newland!
Aaat Center, with an average defensive rating of 60 and a -3: Rich Paul!
At Right Wing, with 57 average defensive rating and a whopping -32: Trippy Volta!
And last but not least, the superstar of goalie torture, with a staggering +/- of -50, a man who puts up points but plays no defense whatsoever: Mito Chondria!

Have fun Grzegorz!

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LD: Jason JR
RW: Hingle McCringleberry
RD :Jack McCarthy
LW: Edouard Tremblay-Lafleur
C: Rich Paul
G: Tummy Hurts

This is the physically phobic team.

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#19

As last season's GM for UCORCAL during the WJC (and hopefully again this season), I am no stranger to the Russian, Czech, and Latvian players that played for SMJHL teams this season. This is the S68 SMJHL All-UCORCAL Team:

F - Bavel Pure
F - Bohdan Jarovsky
F - Oles Kobliska
D - Toasty
D - David Doug
G - Copernicus Doomslatter
#20

These men are currently the 6 best points scorers in the league at every position ( Best goalie is with the best W-L record ) at 1:39 am on December 17th.

C- Alex Piastri
LW- Bohdan Jarovsky
RW- Daniwl Swift
LD- Nash Topalo
RD- Torsten Eriksen
G- Jeff Newman
#21

The SMJHL Brick Wall Team - Players with the most shot blocks

F- Chris Valentine
F-Hodor
F- Pork Tenderloin
D-Isaac Forty One
D-Nevek Kobe
G-Elias Adelberg

We aren’t gonna score, but no way we get scored on
#22

All "How do you Pronounce This?" Team:

Konstantin Äyräpää-Möttönen
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
Munko Aitmukhambetov
Jølñgüštrâädæviñçh DuBølk
Chuchichäschtli Zopf
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

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S68 all-unpronounceables. Was apparently beaten to the idea but my list is different.

Matiss Ozolinsh - LW
Munko Aitmukhambetov - C
Georg N'Zola - RW
Chuchichäschtli Zopf - LD
Jolngustraadaevinch DuBolk - RD
Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz - G

List of player names I can't fucking pronounce and might accidentally summon demons if read together on a goal scoring announcement

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(This post was last modified: 12-18-2022, 12:37 PM by Samsung virtual assistant.)

S68 "PUT ME IN COACH" team.

Pyotr Fallen - F
Alexi Piastri - F
Ralph Ryan - F

John Brown - D
Isaac Forty-One - D

Jeff Newman - G

This is the team of the people who had the most playtime for their position. Time-hoggers deluxe.

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(This post was last modified: 12-18-2022, 04:28 PM by Leoben. Edited 1 time in total.)

The B-Squad

These guys sound like superheroes, just not the first one you look to for help, or the second, or third. But they'll do in a pinch.

LW - Rush Justice (he's fast, just not as fast as the really fast guys)
RW - Boom Stick (when Deadshot or Peacemaker aren't available and you need a guy to just blast something that's no more than five feet away)
C - Cale Salad (can't really do anything special but he encourages kids to eat healthy and he has great cholesterol)
D - John Brown (no one really knows what he does, he just showed up and they needed to fill a slot so they let him stay)
D - Jim Bob Alabama (he has the power of the south on his side and when the fails he can roll tide on you)
G - Tummy Hurts (armed with gluten syringes and magnesium citrate, you're gonna have a bad time)

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Worst +/- for skaters, which actually creates a nice lineup;

LW - Mito Chondria
C - Gaston LeGume
RW - John Manganelli
D - Neal Newland
D - Sam Squanch
G - Otter Von Bismarck

For goalie I just picked the worst-looking starter, don't care about backups.

#27

Food food food. Here are the food-themed all-stars for the season.

C - Bnana NWaffles Falcons
W - Cale Salad Timber (center playing as a winger)
W - Taco Salad Elk

D - Philip Fry Berserkers
D - Toasty Timber

G - Swiss Cheese Falcons

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#28

The team with guys names that I find funny squad

Nibbles the Squirrel , Pork Tenderloin , Rod Cocker, Boom Stick, Hugh Manius, Tummy Hurts

Yes, I am an old man with the emotional maturity of a twelve year old

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(This post was last modified: 12-18-2022, 06:27 PM by PremierBromanov.)

The theme of this team is the all goated team full of only goated players

Tiberius Kane
Pork Tenderloin
Copernicus Doomslatter
FITTED PRIMETIME99 CUDDLES
James Dion
and Matt Ox

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Fuck the penaltys
ARGARGARHARG
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F - Alexi Piastri
F - Bnana NWaffles
F - Trap Zelenock
D - Hugh Manius
D - Brendan Laroux
G - Jeff Newman
I went with the highest scoring players at each position, pretty simple.

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