S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch
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minaj27
Registered Member
ZootTX
Fantasy League Manager Posting Freak
Fending off the Grinch is quite easy. I would simply pelt him with cans of Who-hash until he left. What's in who-hash, you ask? No one really knows, and no one really wants to know!
Sig credits: OrbitingDeath & enigmatic
DarkCanuck29
Registered Senior Member
I fend off the Grinch by joining the Grinch. I'm the muscle, ensuring no foolish little kids can interfere with his work and grow his heart. Let's see Cindy Loo Who stand up to DMack and see what happens.
Winnipeg Aurora
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 29
Born: Vancouver, Canada
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SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights
SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons
Traded: S71 Trade Dealine to Baltimore for S72 BAP 1st, S74 BAP 2nd, and Tommy Tightpants
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Career Stats
***SMJHL Regular Season***
S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94
S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97
S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94
S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107
Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392
***SMJHL Playoffs***
S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14
S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15
S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16
S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19
Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64
***SHL Regular Season***
S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124
S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1)
S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113
S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111
S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122
***SHL Playoffs***
S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7
S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24
S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15
***WJC***
S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23
S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19
S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29
S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37
Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108
***IIHF***
S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7
S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25
S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19
S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5 | PIM:10 | H:20
S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14
S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23
S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33
esilverm
Site Management Index Dad
Pass Forfeit would fend off the grinch by dressing up as the grinch and convincing them that they are twins. This would work because the grinch would finally feel loved again. I see this working 9 out of 10 times
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Special thanks to Blitz, jhockey, Ragnarr, and sulo for the gorgeous sigs <3
KaleSalad
SHL GM Beat Nash to 2k
Don't be silly he is the hero of the story he teaches the who's the true meaning of Christmas! I would Join the Grinch rather then fight him off. But if we had a fight would use my hockey stick in one hand and a skate on my other.
notoriousTRON
Registered Posting Freak
I stay strapped. The Grinch will regret even thinking about stepping onto my property. I've trained for this. Christmas will be saved when that intruder's blood and brains color my walls. My children will step over his lifeless corpse on their way to their gifts under our beautiful tree. Either that or I will lock my doors. I can't decide.
teztify
Registered S7, S13, S15, S16 and S28 Challenge Cup Champion
I fend off the Grinch by making my tummy grumble, which the Grinch mistakes for an angry animal. This proves to be very effective, as my tummy grumbles quite loudly.
Something happened on the day he died. Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside. Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried. I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar. a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, source of all greatness, all things that be.
sulovilen
Registered Posting Freak
Honestly I have no idea what has been stolen, because I don't know what any of the words mean and even Google Translate couldn't help me. So that's a challenge. But my understanding is that Grinch is some kind of an anti-Santa. So my logic is that if Santa loves something, Grinch hates it and it could be used against him. So maybe I surround myself with nice kids and reindeers.
artermis
IIHF Commissioner Patron Saint of the SMJHL
Petr would deal with the Grinch just as he deals with every other enemy element.
A quick kill or capture operation executed with perfection and in secrecy should get the job done. MWHazard Wrote:i'll playwith anyone Justice,Sep 18 2016, 02:09 PM Wrote:4-0 and 0-4 aren't that different tbh McJesus - Today at 10:38 PM Wrote:FIRE EGGY
ValorX77
IIHF Federation Head IIHF GM
Videl fights off the grinch by first stunning it with a puck shot to the head, then flying it up into the sky before simply dropping it into the bayou for the gators to feed on.
Lumosityfan
Registered Member
I fend off the Grinch by knowing that he doesn't do nice stuff nor likes the presence of such things so I give back to the community and provide presents in his sight; that way, he'll be repulsed by the actions and want to get away from me as far as possible.
G2019
Registered Am a peasant
We fight off the Grinch by melting his heart with our holiday cheer, as our songs have him smiling from ear to ear, "come see us, Old Grinchy" we yell with a bellow, for we know that deep down you're a hockey loving fellow!
Seymour
Registered Senior Member
It is all written down in the you are a mean one mr grinch song. so you just geet a 10 and a half foot pole and then you stick it up his butt.
Shout out Ragnarr for these two amazing sigs
steveoiscool
Registered Best Sven
Sven would fend off the grinch by challenging him to a shooting competition. Neither of them would be able to hit the net until after Christmas, so Christmas would be saved.
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