Mikko has been partnered with the one and only Ana de la Reguera, pundits say that it is a match made in heaven.  Will you be tuning in for the show!?

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One celebrity I would love to skate around with is my co star on stranger things Joseph Quinn. He is an amazing skater and makes me thirsty.

 
Steve Harrington | LW | Chicago Syndicate
// CHICAGO SYNDICATE //
S75 SHL75: #45 Steve Harrington
S75 Traded to CHI
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// TAMPA BAY BARRACUDA //
S74 Traded to TBB
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// TORONTO NORTH STARS //
S73 Signed with TOR in Free Agency
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// BUFFALO STAMPEDE //
S71 Challenge Cup
S71-S72 Alternate Captain
S64 All-SHL 3rd Team
S62 All-SHL 1st Team
S62 Ron Mexico Nominee
S61 All-SHL 2nd Team
S60 Challenge Cup
S60 Helping Hand - The Maples
S56 All-Rookie Team S56 Ryan Jesster Nominee
S53 SHL Draft 3rd Overall
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// NEWFOUNDLAND BERSERKERS //
S55 Brodie Witzel Nominee
S55 Four Star Cup
S55 Co-Captain
S52-S54 Alternate Captain
S52 SMJHL Draft 4th Overall
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// DEUTSCHLAND //
S72 Gold Medal
S70 Gold Medal
S58 Bronze Medal
S57 Bronze Medal

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// SHL //
S64 Damian Littleton (Trading Cards Team)

The only condition for Filip Lund to participate at skating with the stars is if he can skate with his crush when he was a teenager, Anna Kendrick. One of his dream finally accomplished.

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Oh this one is so easy. Meowski's favorite actress was and always will be Anna Kendrick. Even with his girlfried, Kendrick is his hall pass. She is a bae and will always be bae. It's an easy choice and he hopes that she would come dance with him

The obvious choice for Cale Salad is Bob Barker so that I can get Happy Gilmore his revenge on live TV for him. Because he is my friend and trying to help his grandma!

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55
Career J stats: |  MET  
197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | 
Career stats: |  SFP/PHI  
660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 |

S68 |  4 Star Cup  

If Joans could choose to skate with any celebrity, I think that they would choose to skate with Alexander Dreymon who plays Uhtred of Bebbanburg in the last Kingdom, and Travis Fimmel who plays Ragnar Lothbrok in Vikings. Two vikings skating at his side, what more could he want??

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Walton obviously would actually want to win the whole thing, so he would choose someone who has elite skating ability. So the choice would be Kendall Coyne Schofield.

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Jaromir Jagrbomb - RD - Quebec City Citadelles

Walton Stromberg - C - Philadelphia Forge

Career highlights:

S54 SMJHL Entry Draft - 25th overall pick by Maine Timber

S54 - Alex Andani Award (WJC Top Rookie)

S55 SHL Entry Draft - 22nd overall pick by San Francisco Pride

S57 - WJC Gold Medal as the captain of Team Finland

S58 - Selected to SHL All-Rookie Team

S60 - Inducted to Maine Timber Hall of Fame

S62 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S64 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S66 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland

S69 - SHL Challenge Cup Champion (Philadelphia Forge)

I want to skate with Ryan Reynolds. He’s tall, dreamy, funny and Canadian so he can probably skate already. Skate with me daddy. Do a good job and I’ll take you home and let you wrexham me

Viktor Krunk would choose to have adult film star Riley Reid as his ice skating partner. He has heard she is very flexible, agile and coordinated. From someone else who watches her videos. Not him obviously.

I would have my skate with Guy Fieri. He seems to be a pretty good guy plus he could take me to flavor town after the skate and cook me some delicious foods or show me some great spots in the area I hadn't had before.

In a confusing move no one gets, nor appreciates, Tiberius Kane invites Thomas Haake, drummer for Meshuggah and the pride of sweden. Kane has no connections to sweden specifically and no one even knew he was a celebrity as he walked around the arena.

[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze


[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender


[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED

Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52

* = First Place

 Career Stats    |  GP |  G  |  A  | P    | +/-  |  Hit  |  SB  |    Sh  |  GA |  TK
 SHL  Regular    | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
 SHL Playoffs    |  39    | 5   |  14 |  19  | -16  | 63  |    52  |          |        |       
 IIHF Regular    | 168 | 19  |  45  |  64 |  7   | 153 |    90  |          |        |       



SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn  |Team| GP | G |  A  | P    |  +/-  |  TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB |  50 | 5  | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16  |  46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB |  45 | 1  | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 |  60 | 171  | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB |  50 | 1  | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 |  31 | 86    | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB |  50 | 5  | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 |  34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB |  66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100  |152 | 20
S58 | TBB |  66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2  | 25:59  |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB |  66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3  | 25:33  |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB |  66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4  | 22:33  | 66  | 50  |159 | 26
S61 | TBB |  66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17  | 98  | 72  |182 | 20
S62 | TBB |  66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2  | 20:23  |104 | 57  |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1  |  20:29  | 69  |119  |182 | 39



SHL Playoff Stats
Szn  |Team| GP | G |  A  | P  |  +/- |  TOI  | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB |  5    | 1 |  1 |  2  |  -6  | 22:11  | 10  |  5  | 12  |  0 
S60 | TBB |  4    | 0 |  0 |  0  |  -6  | 22:49  |  8  |  1 |  7   | 0 
S61 | TBB |  13  | 1 |  9 | 10  |  0  | 21:06  | 17  | 13 | 29  | 0 
S62 | TBB |  12  | 1 |  3 |  4  |  -4 | 20:01  | 20  | 18 | 24  | 2
S63 | TOR |  5    | 2 |  1 |  3  |  0  | 21:16  |  8  | 15 | 15  |0 


SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5

SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202

SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51  | CAR | GP:  6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52  | CAR | GP:  11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261

Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal


IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze


Fuck the penaltys
ARGARGARHARG

Eero Makela is an older player at this point, but that won't stop him from choosing Wednesday Addams herself, Jenna Ortega, to participate in the event.

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I would choose Taylor Swift no brainer because she is an icon & would be the perfect celebrity to bring to the event. She would even perform if they wanted her to.

   


GREYSON COOPER || LW || BUFFALO STAMPEDE || TPE: 1810
Career Teams + Awards
S59 Quebec City Citadelles (3rd Overall)
S60 Quebec City Citadelles 
S61 Quebec City Citadelles
S61 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader)
S61 Roberto Martucci Trophy (Regular Season Goals Leader)
S61 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoffs Points Leader)
S61 Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Awards Committee MVP
S61 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - Most Outstanding Player
S62 Quebec City Citadelles

SOPHIA BENNETT || RW || HOF || CAN || RETIRED
Career Teams
S34 VAN
S35 VAN
S36 VAN
S37 LAP
S38 LAP
S39 LAP
S40 LAP
S41 LAP
S42 LAP
S43 LAP
S44 LAP
S45 LAP
S46 LAP
S47 LAP - WKP 
S48 WKP
S51 MANHATTAN RAGE
S52 HAMILTON STEELHAWKS
S53 Hamilton Steelhawks
S54 Toronto North Stars
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Team Transactions
S34 VAN - 1yr/2M
S35 LAP - 3 yr/6M
S38 LAP - 3 yr/11M
S41 LAP - 4 yr/20M
S45 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S46 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S47 LAP - 1 yr/5M
S47 LAP - Traded to West Kendall Platoon
S48 LAP - 3 yr/15M
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Achievements and Awards
S34 The Esa Anrikkanen Award (Rookie of the Year) 
S35 Four Star Cup Champion
S35 Occasus Trophy
S35 Top Two-Way Forward
S36 Vancouver Whalers MVP
S36 Top Two-Way Player
S38 IIHF Bronze Medal
S39 IIHF Gold Medal
S40 Announced Alternate Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers
S40 IIHF Silver Medal
S41 Announced Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers
S41 Named to 3rd All Star Team
S42 Cole Reinhart Trophy
S43 Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 Named to 1st All Star Team
S43 Nominated for the Ron Mexico Award (League MVP) (Most Goals)
S44 Named to 1st All Star Team
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Top 100 List
S40 #98
S41 #54
S42 #37
S43 #21
S44 #7
S44 #2
S44 #16

As a massive Star Trek nerd, Justin Time would skate with Jess Bush, who plays Christine Chapel on Strange New Worlds. Their routine would not be very successful though, because Time would spend the entire show trying to get brought on as an extra in a new episode.

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Cindy Crawford, because even though we're all older, she's still a smokeshow and has the long legs to do some amazing skating things for when we do the triple sow cow.