why am I getting points this year? I must have done some good work this offseason

Say knock knock.

I could double down and throw some creepy quotes in there.

I don't know why you haven't already done that

Ah shit mate I think you need to go get the eyes checked

All I see is some lame-o who has two first names boasting about giving his own player more minutes than everyone else 

All I see is some lame-o who has two first names boasting about giving his own player more minutes than everyone else 

Ironic coming from 2 last names. Anyways Hattys are going to be late today, if anyone actually reads them xD

Thank you to @Revontulete for the sig! 

Stop saying nice things about me, you're confusing me

You suck and will not play very good! our team success will be in spite of you. 

I do good?

some high fibre sigs are Powered by AllBran, 

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55
Career J stats: |  MET  
197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | 
Career stats: |  SFP/PHI  
660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 |

S68 |  4 Star Cup  

The company I work for typically brags about "no-call Friday's". Why, then, did I spend 4+ hours on calls today? I've been lied to.

Chris Valentine | LD | Texas Renegades
------------------------#64------------------------
• Drafted 5OA in the S68 SMJHL Draft
• Drafted 16OA in the S68 SHL Entry Draft
• SMJHL All-Time Single Season Leader in Blocked Shots (S68 - 260)
• S68 SMJHL All-Defensive Team
• S69 SMJHL All-Star Team
• S69 WJC Gold - Team United States
• S70 WJC Gold - Team British Isles
-- SMJHL Stats - Great Falls Grizzilies --
-------------- Regular Season --------------
        G/A  |  ATOI    |  TA  | BLK  |  HIT 
S67: 8/16  |  21:43  |  57  |  96  |  92 
S68: 1/18  |  22:51  |  48  |  260  |  86 
S69: 8/33  |  22:05  |  57  |  129  |  113 
S70: 6/21  |  24:34  |  43  |  159  |  96 

...it's Thursday.  Sorry about that

My Friday hahah

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Landon Fischermann | RD | Seattle Argonauts | 2,071 TPE (max) | GM SEA
Drafted 35th overall by the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 10th overall by the Seattle Argonauts
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Awards and Honors
S61 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion
S61 SMJHL All-Star
S61 WJC Gold Medal - Team USA
S62 SMJHL All-Star
S62 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner (Best Defenseman in SMJHL)
S62 SMJHL First Team All-Star
S62 WJC Gold Medal - Team British Isles
S62 WJC Harvey Danger Award Winner (Best Defenseman)
S67 SHL Challange Cup Champion
S68 SHL Challange Cup Champion
S70 IIHF Best Defender
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S60 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/-: +7
S61 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 38 | P: 50 | +/-: +52
S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 45 | P: 57 | +/-: +40
S63 VAN 'C' | GP: 51 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -40
S63 REG | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: +4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S64 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: +5
S65 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 22 | P: 33 | +/-: +31
S66 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: +24
S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 26 | P: 33 | +/-: +36
S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | +/-: +52
S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 31 | P: 41 | +/-: +38
S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 32 | P: 52 | +/-: +18
S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 39 | P: 52 | +/-: +11
S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: -32
S73 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 30 | P: 38 | +/-: -20
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S60 VAN | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +1
S61 VAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +5
S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +6
S63 REG | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +0
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SHL Playoff Stats
S64 SEA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1
S65 SEA | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +2
S66 SEA | GP: 22 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: +0
S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 23 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: +11
S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +23
S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6
S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1
S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1
S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +0
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International Play
S60 Team USA WJC | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +8
S61 Team USA WJC | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +5
S62 Team BI WJC | GP: 15 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | +/-: +14
S63 Team BI WJC | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -6
S64 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +4
S65 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +0
S66 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2
S67 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2
S68 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +3
S69 Team GB IIHF | GP: 15 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1
S70 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 7 | P: 16 | +/-: +1
S71 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -1

S61 Four Star Cup - Game-Winning Goal in the clinching Game 4

Argos are tearing it up after a slow start!

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Landon Fischermann | RD | Seattle Argonauts | 2,071 TPE (max) | GM SEA
Drafted 35th overall by the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 10th overall by the Seattle Argonauts
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Awards and Honors
S61 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion
S61 SMJHL All-Star
S61 WJC Gold Medal - Team USA
S62 SMJHL All-Star
S62 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner (Best Defenseman in SMJHL)
S62 SMJHL First Team All-Star
S62 WJC Gold Medal - Team British Isles
S62 WJC Harvey Danger Award Winner (Best Defenseman)
S67 SHL Challange Cup Champion
S68 SHL Challange Cup Champion
S70 IIHF Best Defender
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S60 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/-: +7
S61 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 38 | P: 50 | +/-: +52
S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 45 | P: 57 | +/-: +40
S63 VAN 'C' | GP: 51 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -40
S63 REG | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: +4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S64 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: +5
S65 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 22 | P: 33 | +/-: +31
S66 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: +24
S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 26 | P: 33 | +/-: +36
S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | +/-: +52
S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 31 | P: 41 | +/-: +38
S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 32 | P: 52 | +/-: +18
S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 39 | P: 52 | +/-: +11
S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: -32
S73 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 30 | P: 38 | +/-: -20
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S60 VAN | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +1
S61 VAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +5
S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +6
S63 REG | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +0
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SHL Playoff Stats
S64 SEA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1
S65 SEA | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +2
S66 SEA | GP: 22 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: +0
S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 23 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: +11
S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +23
S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6
S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1
S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1
S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +0
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International Play
S60 Team USA WJC | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +8
S61 Team USA WJC | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +5
S62 Team BI WJC | GP: 15 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | +/-: +14
S63 Team BI WJC | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -6
S64 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +4
S65 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +0
S66 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2
S67 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2
S68 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +3
S69 Team GB IIHF | GP: 15 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1
S70 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 7 | P: 16 | +/-: +1
S71 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -1

S61 Four Star Cup - Game-Winning Goal in the clinching Game 4

So bloody true

@jeffie43 can't help but noticed Aneeq didn't tag you either recently. Curious!

Proud S67 - S69 Colorado Raptors Captain 
S57 Forward of the Season Award winner 

Now Isaac Forty-One

@jeffie43 @C9Van thanks to these lads, its time to max earn

Still very broke smh

Who’s your hometown squad?

Unfortunately im a fan of the Rockies. Our owners care more about being the best bar in the city instead of having a good team.

   

Jeff Goldblum || Maine Timber || D || S73 ||

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S72 SMJHL Draft 14OA Maine Timber

Former Player

Sean Gatez || Calgary Dragons || D || S57 ||
Height: 6'-4"

Weight: 220LBS

_________________ACCOLADES_________________

Timber Alexander Roach Award (Timber MVP) S59

Timber Dominic Montgomery Award(Best Defenseman) S59

Timber Captain S58 S59

Timber Alternate Captain S57
Timber Dash-Sondergard Award (Best Rookie S57

S56 WJC Silver Medal

S65 Challenge Cup

S69 Bojo Biscuit Award

___________________TRANSACTIONS__________________
S56 SMJHL Draft 18OA Maine Timber

S57 SHL Draft 3OA LA Panthers

S66 Trade to Manhattan

S70 Trade to Hammilton

S70 Trade to Edmonton

S70 Trade to Calgary

/ Player Profile / Player Update Page /

All I see is some lame-o who has two first names boasting about giving his own player more minutes than everyone else 

I played three seasons of third line :(

 

@jason kranz sig elite / @sulovilen elite sig

Captain || Derek Martin || Los Angeles Panthers || C || S68 || 1975 TPE

Height: 5'11'' || Weight: 192 lbs || #26

-------------------------Career Highlights-------------------------

S67 - SMJHL - Drafted 4th OA by the Carolina Kraken

S67 - BI - WJC Silver Medal

S67 - CAR -  Elias Armia Award (Commissioner's Award of Excellence)

S67 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S67 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award (Most Dedicated Player)

S67 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award (Top Rookie)

S67 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award for the player who best demonstrates what it means to be a Kraken

S68 - SHL - Drafted 3rd OA by the Los Angeles Panthers 

S70 - SMJHL - Zac Miller Award (Most Dedicated User)

S70 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S70 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award - Top Forward

S70 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award

S70 - CAR - Kurtis Hunter Award - Team's Choice MVP

S70 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award

S70 - BI - WJC Gold Medal

S71 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal

S72 - LAP - Named Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers

S74 - SHL - Damien Littleton Award
S75 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion

S7 - LAP - Named to the third all-star team

----------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Regular Season----------------

S67 - CAR | 66 GP | 12 G | 11 A | 23 PTS | -15 | 17:07 TOI

S68 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 22 G | 26 A | 48 PTS | +5 | 17:45 TOI

S69 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 26 G | 26 A | 52 PTS | +15 | 19:03 TOI

S70 - CAR © | 66GP | 43 G | 39 A | 82 PTS | + 15 | 21:52 TOI
---------------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Playoffs---------------------

S68 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +1 | 17:07 TOI

S69 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 5 G | 17 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 20:50 TOI

S70 - CAR © | 11 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS | +2 | 21:16 TOI

-----------------SHL Career Statistics - Regular Season-----------------

S71 - LAP | 66 GP | 24 G | 26 A | 50 PTS | -4 | 21:36 TOI

S72 - LAP © | 66 GP | 33 G | 33 A | 66 PTS | -4 | 22:06 TOI

S73 - LAP © | 66 GP | 51 G | 41 A | 92 PTS | +11 | 21:15 TOI

S74 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 48 A | 95 PTS | -5 | 20:42 TOI

S75 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 56 A | 103 PTS | +30 | 22:04 TOI

--------------------SHL Career Statistics - Playoffs--------------------

S71 - LAP | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 PTS | -1 | 20:55 TOI

S72 - LAP | 11 GP | 10 G | 3 A | 13 PTS | -7 | 21:36 TOI

S73 - LAP | 8 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | +2 | 23:15 TOI

S74 - LAP | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 PTS | -7 | 20:31 TOI

S75 - LAP | 18 GP| 9 G | 13 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 23:21 TOI

GM || Maurice O'Bready || Ottawa Highlanders || Team Ireland

-------------------------Career Highlights-------------------------

S67 - Named Irish Federation Head
S68 - Hired as Carolina Kraken co-GM

S68 - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award for top GM duo

S71 - IIHF Gold Medal

S74 - Retired from international management

S75 - Hired as the expansion GM for the Ottawa Highlanders

---------Ottawa Highlanders Season Statistics---------

-------Ottawa Highlanders Playoff Statistics-------

---------------------IIHF Career Statistics---------------------

S67 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S68 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S69 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S70 - IRE - 2 W | 1 OTW | 9 L - Group Stage

S71 - IRE - 8 W | 1 OTW | 3 L - GOLD MEDAL

S72 - IRE - 7 W | 1 OTW | 4 L - Lost in Round 1

[pbl[S73 - IRE - 8 W | 0 OTW | 4 L - Lost in Round 1[/pbl]

S74 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

--------------Carolina Kraken Season Statistics--------------

S68 - 43 W | 22 L | 1 OTL - 2nd place

S69 - 37 W | 26 L | 3 OTL - 7th place

S70 - 30 W | 31 L | 5 OTL - 10th place

S71 - 34 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 6th place

S72 - 36 W | 24 L | 6 OTL - 5th place

S73 - 29 W | 34 L | 3 OTL - 11th place

S74 - 31 W | 28 L | 7 OTL - 10th place

S75 - 29 W | 31 L | 6 OTL - 10th place

------------Carolina Kraken Playoff Record------------

S68 - Lost 4-3 to the Detroit Falcons in the semi-finals

S69 - Lost 4-3 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

S70 - Lost 4-2 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

S71 - Lost 4-1 to the Newfoundland Berserkers in the quarter-finals

S72 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the quarter-finals

S73 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the round of 16

S74 - Did not Qualify

S75 -

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