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Slip McScruff starts getting some terrible flashbacks once they lace up in the college arena. He thought he was going to be running a racket with his id and his legal ability to purchase booze. However, this time around, he was striking out just as bad.

Apparently in the year of our lord S71, the students think it's cooler to study and achieve than to frat it up. Slip tried to make friends with a group of students to find some willing buyers, but they were actually using the bleachers to do their homework because no one was there to watch the game and no other place was big enough for the study group. He tried opening with some cool history facts he learned on the internet, but his self-education really missed the mark. They laughed him off and he had to think about it while riding the bench for 90% of the game.

Before the second game, he spent hours on youtube trying to learn up, but all he had to go on was "cool history facts". His "cool" facts were even more pathetic this time around and he was too tired to skate. Going forward, it's probably best that he sticks to his tried and true, showing up to games hungover.